Why are women so damn horny?

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by Markell on Monday, October 8, 2012 and has 36 replies.

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@Markell
14 YearsPisces

I can't even have a decent conversation with a female without her getting all horny. Every time I think I found myself a decent girl she turn out to be a hoe who's only after one thing.

I'm on a couple of social networking sites and I got so many of these horny bitches contacting me trying to get a piece of this. They be like 'You wanna have some fun—?'

NO BITCH HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!

Why are women so damn horny?

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@truecap
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Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by DazedScorp
Markell...

What ever you do, don't talk to Somedaystarswillalign. She will try to use you for food stamps and corndogs.

Seconded. You want to just avoid her as well.

Probably best to avoid redheads too, they are always hot and bothered, and even more expensive than blondes and brunettes. Works out that way every time, never fails!

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Takes one to know one!!! lol!!!

He couldn't handle a red head anyway! 😉

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

You can't be on a social site and not expect to be erm..social. Change your settings, change your intro, or get the hell off the meat carousel. Simple.

One more thing, if that is your intro shot on these sites, what did you expect? Lucy the Librarian to drop into your inbox, or Wanda the Whore? Think.

Peace.

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@lblibra
13 YearsLibra

slaps the origional poster of this thread for complaining about horny women just pass them over and leave them for some other dude..

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@AA
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Just a stab in the dark here but i'm gonna go with six pack. Or 8? Is it 8? I can't quite see. Or 6? Fuck it, round it to a nice 7. It's your 7 pack.

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You have a six pack, and your holding a wad of cash. Your 18, so i assume it's 18yr olds you attract? And you wonder why all the women you meet are so horny? YEAH.

I'm white and skinny with a freakishly thin white penis. And i constantly look high. The best i get is a stern frown followed by "mate are stoned?"

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@P-Angel
21 Years25,000+ PostsPisces

He's not getting a bunch of women horny-talking him ... but, telling us that makes us believe he's getting a bunch of horny women after him.

He's talked in dxp enough times for us to know he's not charming enough.

I'm sure it made him feel special, like he's all that.

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@AA
15 Years5,000+ Posts

^haha

But you know what. I thought it could be an interesting topic because the common misconception is that men are the hornier. (we think about sex 7 times a minute or something?)

But his post reeks of arrogance which isn't helped by his profile picture. Question is, why would one post about this on an anonymous forum on the internet to complete random strangers? ... I guess P Angel already answered that...

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Posted by Markell
I can't even have a decent conversation with a female without her getting all horny. Every time I think I found myself a decent girl she turn out to be a hoe who's only after one thing.

I'm on a couple of social networking sites and I got so many of these horny bitches contacting me trying to get a piece of this. They be like 'You wanna have some fun—?'

NO BITCH HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!

Why are women so damn horny?

Maybe if you didn't ask for it by posting half naked pictures, oh swift one, you wouldn't attract such types of creatures. You like the attention and you whining about it like it's a hassle just further illustrates the ego involved here.

You're 18. I'm surprised that females even chase you. Your balls barely just dropped.

If you supposedly don't want this attention, quit with the shirtless pics. You know exactly why you're getting this attention. Cry me a goddamned river. Jebus.

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Posted by AA
^haha

But you know what. I thought it could be an interesting topic because the common misconception is that men are the hornier. (we think about sex 7 times a minute or something?)

But his post reeks of arrogance which isn't helped by his profile picture. Question is, why would one post about this on an anonymous forum on the internet to complete random strangers? ... I guess P Angel already answered that...

It's once every 7 seconds.

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@enfant_terrible
17 Years10,000+ PostsLeo

Posted by Markell
I'm on a couple of social networking sites and I got so many of these horny bitches contacting me trying to get a piece of this. They be like 'You wanna have some fun—?'

Yeah I get that too when I accidentally visit 'social networking sites'. I believe it's called pop-up ads. 😉

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Its like when a girl posts a picture of her tits hanging out and wonders why guys just want to "do her" and move on. Have to admit its funny as hell to hear a guy bitching about girls just wanting to "do them".

IF its even true.

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bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.

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Posted by james tate
bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.

OMG!!! I was literally falling out of my chair laughing!!!!

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Posted by truecap

Posted by james tate
bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.

OMG!!! I was literally falling out of my chair laughing!!!!

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ME TOO!!! It read like one of those Little Johnny jokes! Priceless!!!!!!!!!!