Women!!!!

Thought this was funny...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.

4 GO AHEA😱 This is a dare, not permission. Don't DO IT!

5 LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6 THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (This one is my personal specialty) (When a woman says IT'S OKAY, IT IS NOT OKAY!)

7 THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here-This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot"-that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome", that will bring on a "whatever"

8 WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying GO TO H*LL

9 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For her response refer to #3.

All of which are insanely sexy! 🙂

Fine: Obviously not you ass!

Five minutes: Might be an other hour or so.

Nothing: Everything!

Go ahead: You do it and I'll kill you.

Loud Sigh: Pay attention to me! or Just go away!

Thanks: Thanks

Whatever: Leave me alone

Don't worry about it, I'll do it myself: I can't believe you STILL have not done that yet! (We want you to take pitty on us haha)

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This shit is soooo true.

4 GO AHEA😱 This is a dare, not permission. Don't DO IT!

I say this a lot. Every time my man would try to be cute and test me, I'm like: "Go ahead. I don't care. Keep being friends with that bitch on facebook. You're gonna see what happens in a bit."

He never really had the guts to cross that line with me.

FINE

SURE

GOT IT

UHM, OK

if said with some attitude, expect trouble 😛