@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Passionate sex involves intense emotional and physical connection that can deeply satisfy both partners. It often includes heightened arousal and a sense of intimacy. Recognizing what fuels passion can improve your relationship and intimacy. For more insights, explore how passion influences emotional and physical bonds.
lol
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I dont get ittt!
Posted by Shashkay
I want passionate sex where there's thunder that grabs my body!Songs? Pah!
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I dont get ittt!
Sorry to hear that.
Not many do.
I dig thunder and lightnin'.
Particularly in the desert when it's hot. There's that smell of the rain on the wind.
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capek
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capek
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But is it bad that I laughed? The first strike I had some sympathy but that second strike was just so comical 😆
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capek
But is it bad that I laughed? The first strike I had some sympathy but that second strike was just so comical 😆
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I don't know, I laughed, too.
Are we bad people for it?
Perhaps, it's the irony of getting struck twice, so close to each other.
For some reason, I am somehow reminded of G. Dubya's fool me once remark.
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.
Posted by Wynter
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.
Uh oh...
Am I in trouble?
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I dont get ittt!He is trolling me and a post I made a day or two ago. He likes to play with sock puppets. He is a weirdo.
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She said she was a sock puppet.
Jedi mind tricks, you know.
Posted by Wynter
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.Uh oh...
Am I in trouble?click to expand
Only if you're Dubya
Posted by Wynter
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.Uh oh...
Am I in trouble?Only if you're Dubya
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Whew...
Speaking of Dubya
Let's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
this is how i picture what your house looks like

Posted by MrFirebird
Speaking of DubyaLet's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
Ugh, my brain. It's too early in the day Mr.Bird 😆
Damn, Coors Light too
Posted by MrFirebird
I turned on the news.And no one wants sex with you...especially not me.
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(Mr Firebird M.I.B.P.I. - M.XX)
Entry No. 012938U09813101329098884320060163123991607981643981780339821309723704927409
PI Narrative Update:
She thought I was looking for sex. She couldn't be more wrong.
She added "especially not (her)". Of course, I underestimated on her being more wrong.
She called me a weirdo. Which is to be expected in this thankless line of work.
She had to follow me there, then here.
Well, that's another one for The Firebird Files.
Lol, Mr.Bird. How to deal with crazy crabs. Remember the time it created a troll acct called "iamascorpiomale" ?
Heh, that lasted an hour.
Posted by MrFirebird
Speaking of DubyaLet's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?Ugh, my brain. It's too early in the day Mr.Bird 😆
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She told me it was too early in the day.
I could tell it was too early in the day for her when she told me it was too early in the day.
So, I checked my watch to see if I needed to reset it, and remembered that I had forgotten rewind it. Four years, ago.
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Lol, Mr.Bird. How to deal with crazy crabs. Remember the time it created a troll acct called "iamascorpiomale" ?Heh, that lasted an hour.
I can't say that I remember a lamascorpiomale.
But I do remember watching Dragnet, Adam12, Rockford Files, Baretta, Rookies, Chips, Magnum PI, Simon and Simon, when I was a kid, though.
Golly, those were the days. To see that old Powerwagon slam that pond.... darn it! I miss my old 3/4 ton '67 Dodge truck.
They don't make trucks like they used to. 😢
Nope, sorry... no lamascorpobama comes to my memory.
Think they'd be disappointed?
They only have one Dukes of Hazzard episode on Amazon Prime. The rest of the first season is 20 extra bux 😆
"I'm a good ol' boy.
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand,
They keep the show in my hands,
And not my face on tv, ha haaah" - Waylon
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They only have one Dukes of Hazzard episode on Amazon Prime. The rest of the first season is 20 extra bux 😆
Price must have gone up since all the stupidity regarding the stars and bars.
I bet they are going edit all those shows and erase the battle flag, frame by frame.
smh.
Posted by Shashkay
The mask you were to wave at yourself in the mirror.
Which reminds me, I've run out of static guard...
be right back...
thump thump thump...
Sprays right armpit
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sprays left armpit
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sprays butt.....
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Takes a whiff
Posted by Shashkay
ookaaay.
Hey Moon!
Did you steal someone's face and..... are following me around as this shashkahickayyyyy?
Or did you get that person's permission?
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I turned on the news.