A modest opinion: Scorpios are psycho! (Page 2)

Posted by AneemA

Posted by enfant_terrible
Okay, I know this will piss off a lot of people, but if you're familiar with satire you should be able to take these harsh words for what they are. Nobody's perfect, but...

Scorpios are fking nuts and severely twisted people. In particulary men. Women are most likely to cut off your penis while you sleep, but men are just weird in the darkest sense imaginable. Ever seen Taxi Driver? That character is the Scorpio archetype. And Charles Manson? Don't get me started... We call it mass-murder, Scorpios call it a career move. In the 'funny sign readings' I found somewhere on the internet, it says that Scorpios are most likely to fall victims of serial killers. Are you kidding me? Scorpios are most likely to become serial killers!

I've known many Scorpios, more than I wish, and they are good company as long as you keep them on safe distance and don't get too personal. But observing their nature and their reactions when in relationships, you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Jealous, controlling, demanding, cruel, stubborn = big babies. Practically all of the worst parts of human nature seem to have somehow ended up in Scorpios.

http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=1605776

This thread was the final straw for me. What's even more disturbing is that Scorpios are very subtle in their ways, you see it coming but you just refuse to believe it. You never know where you have them. And it's fun for those who like adventures, like pretty girls with straw for brains, but sometimes an adventure takes you places you don't wanna go...like inside of a freezer, neatly chopped up into six pieces.

ugh yawn! are u done?

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