CLUB SCORPION (Page 2)

HEY! I was demoted?

sparrow stops mid-straddle.

LMAP LS what was your job?

Pole dancer?

LMAP LS what was your job?

Pole dancer?

Dam I am so fucked up I can't type right

Suppose to read LMAO

i'll be the best damn manager this side of the cosmos, scorplady. and i promise i won't extort missmorals for sexual favors, no no, i'm very professional. 😉

I am still talking Applications for:

Boucers - *See missmorals*
Pole dancer,cage dancer- *See chocolate* or *Aprilbaby* *little sparrow*
Accountant - *See virgopmoon*
Managers - *See Antibling and *scorpio wreck*
Promotion - *MercInAries*

I am still looking for more dancers, and Bouncers, and a variety of other signs that can show me what you can do.

Apply Within Ask for Scorpionlady

-slips some cyanide in a glass-

here antibling, i brought a drink JUST for you to celebrate your new manager position.
i look forward to sharing the responsbility with you!

🙂

sparrow is happy and begins to gyrate again

🙂

Here sparri-sparri-sparri...*dangles a bunch of bills in front of ls*

im looking to make some extra money...I just cant drop it hot anmore...i have to let it down like its warm

i mean drop it likes it hot...these damn nails!

this club sounds very tempting.. one lusty capricorn steps in to see what happens in here *sits down in the dark corner*

*slips in while no one is looking and takes a seat in an obscure location, observing the array of events*

dward would you like a job here?

Did you see our job Openings

SS it's ok relax go to the bar get a drink.....why don't you try some *Hynotic*

Here sparri-sparri-sparri...*dangles a bunch of bills in front of ls*

Oh yama! you are signing my song. here sit down. let me ... help you with that.

yes im ready to shake my money maker....hee hee

So dward you want to be a pole dancer I presume

*Gets comfortable*

oh yeah, SL.. got some drinks here and now watching a private show.. probably that's a Scorpio, he looks hypnotic to me.. *@2@*

places hand on yama's chest, leans in close, and whispers .... you know for an extra say ... 400 we can meet out back but don't SL. She is afraid of being shut down.

Good Stay awhile...

Let me give you a tour of the place, As you can see we have the dance floor here, if you look to your left your That's the Private Lap Dancing there you will find dancers like little sparrow, aprilbaby and chocolate.

To you left that where the offices are.

We have 2 bars that go aroud the club. Drinks are half price every night....

Since this is our opening night it is free to get in.

And on that happy note LS notices the time and promptly leaves. Her shift is over.

Yama is crushed, shaking his head, I thought she loved me.

🙂

"places hand on yama's chest, leans in close, and whispers .... you know for an extra say ... 400 we can meet out back but don't SL. She is afraid of being shut down."

LMAO

Yama how you get your tips is up to you baby. I do have an extra room that I really did not know what to do with but you just gave me a good Idea.

Pleasure Room - 20.00 an hour *See MercInAries for the Key or the Managers

Ok Peeps...I must leave the Club for a few hours, I know yall will keep CLUB SCORPION open until the last person leaves.

PLEASE TURN OUT ALL LIGHTS AND LOCK ALL DOORS.

MercInAries set the alarms.

Yall have a good evening C YA

*Vandalizes the club*

Sure.=]

Sure, we can add like, clowns and stuff to keep the place interesting.
Stripping clowns.

ab-

kris-MANTICORE!

A monster part scorpion, part lion.(and some other stuff)

*casually leaves prada bags, shoes and Celine Dion albums in thread*

...Now it's only a matter of time...=]

um, i don't think any want to dress up as clowns.

*slips out of club as quietly as she came in after her suggestion*

wh-ab already covered that.
The femmes can dress as playboy bunnies.

"Maybe we should invite brad pitt he is the girl magnet he might charge though hmmm*ponders*"

Even better-William Shatner!

What lady can resist him?

We should have some games there as well, how about "paris hilton pinata", and "darts-extreme"?

No strap-ons, though, we don't want those kind of people in our club.

And for the music-I think Citizen Cope is a good start.

I've heard of aar, are they a punk band?
De La Soul would also do nicely, I think.

Come on ladies, how can you resist?

scorplady, can i change my job? i wanna be the bartender instead of a manager! what kind of club has a 19 year old bartender? the scorp club, naturally =)

Damnit, at least they didn't get in my office, I kind of... um... locked the door and passed out for awhile.. yeahhhh that's it...

*Scorpionlady steps in club*

chocolate
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! who left the club like this?

I thought I left MercInAries to lock up.

Ok club opens in 1 hours lets get this club back in order

It's Party Time

Where are the drugs

Who the hell invited William Shatner?

Can we get some Hip Hop, R&B, Jazz etc in her not some damn William Shatn

Chocolate how much did you make last night?

I am in a self indulgent mood today...

Yeah get William Shatner off...weird git

Antibling lied.😢

About what?

He told me that the ladies love William Shatner.: