Fun Fact about Money...Again

LOL!!!!!! Look what you did, Lady_M!

Im too hott to handle. What can I say.

Now you will spend eternity wondering what I said.

FUCK

lol, Im, guessing you know i know what you know you wrote.

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bla bla bla

HA! Try to figure that one out.

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Aww, don't frown. Okay I'll unhide it.

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Hahahaha. Sillt Billy. 😛

Woops! I mean Silly Billy. Not Silt lol!

The line is silly billy goat(c)

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Well if you couldn't tell already I'm a bit tipsy. But seriously... You copywrote it? Sheesh

Do you want me to sum it up?

It should be copywrtten. I'm actually thinking about copyrighting a few words.

Can you do that?? Hmmm.... If I copywrite every word in the English language then everyone will have to use quotes! And if they don't I can sue them all muahahahaahaha!!

I dont think it works like that. It cant be anything generic.

Well what if I came up with "silly billy goat" first?

You didnt. And I got my prnt screen to prove it.

nyer!

Lady_M, your profile is fucking hilarious.

*curtsey*

Its more along the lines of thought provoking, IMO.

I always thought they were funny. I look forward to seeing what you put in it next all the time. You have to seperate humour from provokative on these boards. Since you can't hear the person's tone I just assume they are being funny. Except for Taurus Babe... She a dick.

lol

Well I might change them again next week or so. Some of them are meant to be funny, but i'm sure you can decipher which ones arent.

i love those postsecret things you have. i actually used the one of the little girl for something.

so true...if only i could go back. 😛

YAY! Im happy they've served there purpose.

I actually met Frank a few months ago, the guy who started the project. I got a few of my books signed and told him about my profile, he liked it.

you met frank?? sweeeeet.

i think the site/project was a really good idea. i don't go to it often but it's kinda like reality tv cause it reminds you that your life isn't the only one that's fucked up.

Exactly. Shows me that Im not THAT weird or cant complain.

Robot Chicken is fucking funny!

HA!

"Women = time x money

Now time equals money, so

women = money x money

Money is the root of all evil, so

money = square root of evil

By squaring both sides of the equation,

money squared = evil

Now go back to the equation

women = money x money

See where I'm headed?

women = money squared = evil"

Guess we're better off being faggots.

Man + man = eternal happiness
Man + Lady_M = strap on rape victim
Taurus Babe + 5 men = satisfied

"A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant"

There's a rest of the world? 😛

That was funny, I was cracking up. Do you have anymore?

"Heres the history of our medicine.

"I have a sore throat."

2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why don't you eat this root."'

My friend had a blind ferret and it ran into stuff all the time. I used to hold its food in my hand and pretend to give it to the ferret but really I was just leading it right to a wall. HAHa~

I have two cats. One Aries and one Scorpio and they're both idiots. The Aries cat is always falling off of stuff and the Scorpio one is fat. I should rename her Diabetty.

When the fat one's not looking and is asleep on my couch I push her off and she looks at me like, "What the fuck, man?"

irish, put a picture in your avitar I want to see.

You have to crop the image or convert it into a .gif file otherwise it will be too large. The average picture in a digital camera is roughly 200KB and you can only have a maximum of 50KB in it. .gifs are not the best quatilty and are not as good as .jpegs but you can make the image out still.

I'm going to give you a deadline. I want the pictures on my desk by Friday or I'm docking your pay.

How about you just tell me what you look like? Are you long haired? Dark haired? I like women with long and dark hair. Curly hair is pretty but straight is still better.

*Drools* 😛

I am 6 foot tall, have blonde hair and light blue eyes.

But that's just a black and white picture. Is my hair dark or light? You'll never know!

Damnit