kinky

well well well...what was the kinkiest thing you guys have done—

Well, there was this donkey, a midget and some tequila....

Who said anything about beds? Those are for sleeping in.

I understand the Taurus code language 🙂

Ahh, those care-free, halcyon days back in college.....the casual hook ups, the multiple partners, the experimentation 😛

Now why on earth would you expect a Scorp to spill the beans first? Besides most people's kink is another day at the office for me, I don't have any kinky stories in my mind.

Okay fine part II it is.

So you yawn and I'm supposed to take that as a challenge 🙂 Eh, whatever, this thread is going to die without somebody offering something. So, purely in the interests of thread preservation:

Performed in front of a window full of people at a swinger's club before, not that kinky in the world of kinkydom. Now the rest of you can offer up something...

I knew I should have copied that while it was up, lol

I did a lot of kinky things and ended up pregnant 🙂

Ewww Venus in Sag

"Ya think — WTF am I paying you for——"

Not like I couldn't simply have told you that she had an ffm 3some capped off with a snowball, impatient bulls...

"Oh puhlease...you KNOW you'd have made me beg for that info. Ha !"

Well duh, but you'd have gotten it eventually. Pay me better and you'll get better service.

This the internet...pay first, receive goods when I feel like shipping them.

Freudian slip, everyone knows, you can just hide it though, lmao.

Trying to save face in case hubby reads, haha.

Nobody else is going to address the thread topic? Lame, go back to the non-Scorp forums, we have standards to uphold.

"Oh pout not Mr Scorp...turns out...Ash really IS a great kink match for you"

Well she went up a notch in my esteem when she shared that, but then fell back by hiding it, now it's up again...

"COME ON... that was... hell what if someone i know reads this—"

Hardly a genuine concern, even if you hide the the post now it is easy to determine what it was by reading the thread.

Besides, as much as you like to talk about sex and being freaky, I doubt that you hang around with too many prudes or that they would be the least bit surprised.

uhhhh...i'm not at liberty to say

elena, you're not wrong about the cute thing, because for the most part i am very innocent. and i do love kissing and cuddling and holding hands. butttt...i like experimenting also

and i actually have done stuff similar to ashley's story...so i don't see it as being all that kinky. now, what ssp said on the other hand...even though he brushes it off, i think that's pretty kinky

fuckina, your good name? puhlease! give us some kink

*grabs fuckina's hair and pulls her face close*

i said show us some kink, bitch.

i was serious, though

^ oops, wrong thread

😉

Yeah, see public sex doesn't seem too kinky to me, but here's a brief rundown; Dept store dressing rooms located in the center of the store, small locally owned swimwear dressing rooms with the half doors where your head and legs from the knees down can be seen. There's a bar that has outdoor floaties anchored in place at the back on their private beach area, the waitresses come out and serve you...next to those in 3 ft of water. Standing at the rear door of my suv with her laying across the backseat in a parking lot with people periodically walking by on the other side. Under a palm tree on an outdoor restaurant patio (lift skirt, unzip). Cowgirl, riding down the interstate with the windows down (that's tougher than it sounds). In the driveway at night (motion lights, doh!).

Anyway, more exhibitionism than kinky. I wanna hear somebody else's stuff before I think about grossing you out with what you guys consider kink.

because you're fucking hawt, that's why. and of course i knew that pulling your hairs turns you on. you're a kinky mufucka, and i aim to please.

Sex in a park got caught by the cops was told park was closed.

See what you started FuckinA 🙂

*sigh*

The kinkiest thing I ever did involved candle wax, a very not flame-retardant bedspread and a fire extinguisher. Oh yeah, and my ex. 😛

Wheelz...that pic is HOT! 🙂

Oh, that kind of stuff is kinky?

Okay then, wine poured down my lover's chest until it runs off of her pussy straddled across my face feeding my thirst. Using a strap whip to tickle and flick a little pain onto the thighs, ass, lips, clit, nipples. Ice and candle wax of course. Using glass dildos on her, heating them up and freezing them beforehand. Pouring Hershey's chocolate on each other and licking it off, same with whipped cream. Rimming each other, hair pulling, spanking, biting.

I thought that was all pretty standard and you guys were looking for something really kinky, my bad.

Kink is subjective.

"Oh the lesbian action started a looonnnngg time ago with Roxi on the board...and then she posted about her lesbian dream (which of course was about me)."

I remember that. And something about her wearing nothing but a strand of pearls? Yeah...it made an impression.. 😉

*bows down at ashley's feet*

No silly, you throw one in the freezer and another in a bowl of water and microwave it.

Not looking to top anything, hoping some people would be less sheepish if they saw that whatever they are into isn't so unusual after all. Getting kinda boring in this thread.

"Getting kinda boring in this thread."

Well, I guess we could all start making shit up like you...🙂

I don't understand it, who the hell knows who anyone here really is? A few yeah, but the majority are anonymous. I guess it's more of a peer thing, worried what the rest of the clique might think. Ruining the reputation of the Scorp board with this timidness.

"Well, I guess we could all start making shit up like you."

If you say so 🙂

"I don't understand it, who the hell knows who anyone here really is? A few yeah, but the majority are anonymous."

Maybe some don't feel the need to share something so personal with complete strangers. Or maybe it was already published in Penthouse Forum. 😉

Pretty prudish for a fish. And your skepticism underscores how it doesn't make a bit of difference; people will believe whatever they choose to believe.

That is hardly Penthouse forum stuff from what I remember of it from my teen years, but whatever, yeah it's all made up so that I can pick up all of the apparently non-existant freaks on dxp and have a gangbang and then post up about that too. I did have sex with my hand once though, surely you can believe that? 🙂

"Pretty prudish for a fish."

Wow...are you really jonesin' that bad for more of my exploits? Since when does not wanting to share on a message board = prudish? You're SILLY! 🙂

"That is hardly Penthouse forum stuff from what I remember of it from my teen years"

I mean those who haven't shared theirs...maybe theirs have already been published there. Try and keep up now! Chop chop!

"And your skepticism underscores how it doesn't make a bit of difference; people will believe whatever they choose to believe."

Of course. But then some also just have shitty intuition. 🙂

FA....you've turned back into a KITTY! Did the magick picture potion wear off? 🙂

Thought I was on ignore fa? Hi 🙂

Yeah, yeah, yeah, jeezus but you guys are really weak with jabs. Okay, ya caught me; I'm really a pimply faced teenager originally from Iran, my name is Hasnt Bin Layd and I come here to jack off and fantasize about all of the super model hot women that make up dxp. I would just go fuck myself but I my dick is so fucking small that the only way I even know I have one is when the female Doc giving me my annual physical points and says "look at that cute little thing!" I've only ever seen pussy in 2D as I can't even afford to go to a strip club and drool. Oh, and I'm secretly gay but I can't even get an hiv infected guy to let me blow him.

"I come here to jack off and fantasize about all of the super model hot women that make up dxp."

Well...who doesn't? *scratches ass while belching*

Admission is the first step. 😉

Listen up SS, this is my fantasy of Pisces, would you for the love of god please stop trampling all over my dreams?

HEY! How did you get my picture?!!

*sneezes and snots all over self and wipes it on boyfriend's side of the bed*

Oh...alright. Enough for today. 🙂