omg, have you ever been sooooo tired, that you were actually mad at the world? not a particular person, but the world in general? that was me today. i usually don't take it out on other ppl, no matter what i may be going through. but today, overwhelming exhaustion hit me like a ton of bricks. now suddenly i have this burst of energy, knowing damn well i need to hit the sheets.
"I heard a woman can never give oral to a man the way another man can."
Which is why every straight woman needs gay boyfriends. I got several lessons on "technique" from mine in my twenties (bananas SO come in handy), and the results were......staggering. I think it would be very beneficial for straight men to have more lesbian friends for the same reason. Two of my ex's couldn't find the buried treasure with a map and a GPS.
I mean...I can only go through the PowerPoint presentation so many times. 😉