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Logging out to see means you're not ignoring me, lol. You guys kill me.

^^^^^ Says the person that is supposed to be ignoring me. Just can't stay away can ya?

🙂 Keep talking, I keep winning, I can just kick back and put this game on autopilot.

Btw, " I know you are but what am I" ? Srsly WTF?

Hey, it only took you three tries to figure out how to post a pic. Now you're ready to move on to cut and paste.

I think you two need to go to the Naughty Mat for a time out. And then make out.

For my enjoyment while I sip my margarita and offer suggestions. 🙂

"For my enjoyment while I sip my margarita and offer suggestions."

Please give her some pointers, but don't sully my fish fantasy in the process.

"Please give her some pointers,"

She's been well-trained by me, SSP. She will need no pointers.

Regardless, the suggestions will be purely based on my mood and what I want to see.

"but don't sully my fish fantasy in the process."

Oh, there, there. Just because I typed it doesn't mean I was really doing it. In fact, you have no idea what I was really doing, have you? 😉

Well then you need to explain to her what 'ignore' means. You both need a sensei, lmao

"You both need a sensei,"

I do not. I have seen and thoroughly studied all three Karate Kid movies.

"SWEEP THE LEG!"

ssp, what the fuck? you're my sensei. end of story.

"ssp, what the fuck? you're my sensei. end of story."

You must forgive CB2, she actually thought I was offering my services to her. For the record they need to seek out their own sensei.

"grabs wine glass and positions herself on the couch...

holds camcorder and......patiently waiting on some action~~~"

Right then, got your kink down as a voyeur, next participant...

KINKY?

**takes off his clothes and lies nekidd on ze message board thread**
I hereby lie waiting in desire 😛

Oh, that kind of stuff is kinky?
ScorpseeksPisces: "Okay then, wine poured down my lover's chest until it runs off of her pussy straddled across my face feeding my thirst. Using a strap whip to tickle and flick a little pain onto the thighs, ass, lips, clit, nipples. Ice and candle wax of course. Using glass dildos on her, heating them up and freezing them beforehand. Pouring Hershey's chocolate on each other and licking it off, same with whipped cream. Rimming each other, hair pulling, spanking, biting. I thought that was all pretty standard and you guys were looking for something really kinky, my bad"

You are a real Romeo, ya know that SSP? Using glass dildos, huh? Freezing them up ahead of time, like you had some sort of deviant plan beforehand to conquer their weak feminine libido? What a fucking turd. Seriously, I bet you think all of the DXP "whores" are getting off on your sexual prowess?

My guess is your favorite position is doggy style , or even worse, anal from behind! Thats because it eliminates the possibility of you looking directly into your lovers eyes, am I right, big guy? Maybe yelp out a few demeaning words towards them as you blow your manhood over their worthless flesh? "You fucking piece of shit, you filthy slut, take my semen, take it now......Ohhhhhhhhhhhh......."

I knew I didnt like you the second I read your earliest posts, fuckin' poser.....

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

what do you mean, yum?

btw i am still nekid on ze scorpio board 😛
**waves**

HAA HAA!

"what do you mean, yum?"

Starting shit in one thread is one(shitty) thing, going after people in multiple threads is pretty fucked, as far as internet etiquette goes.

ooohhhhh i see. you mean ssp and tollbooth. yeah, have to agree w/ya there.

I'm collecting stalkers, let them be, the humor of their actions are lost on them. 🙂

Besides there's that old saying about cold dishes and revenge.

~devil's_the_name~ 9/23/2008 10:23:35 PM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
KINKY?

**takes off his clothes and lies nekidd on ze message board thread**
I hereby lie waiting in desire

lolz...
sorry...
can i join u...? now....?
heh...😛

::takes her clothes off n lies with with devil on the message board floor::

hehehe....😛

well, this wasnt the most kinky ...but you can count it as it...there was a fase that i guess i was bi, so me and my pals were clubbing and me and my best friend started getting errr i would say wuite excited with the kissing, then a guy (surprisingly) got pissed off for us kissing ( he does NOT know whats good) and started giving us shit, so we walked all teh way out of the club, started making up on top of a car, got half naked "still on top of the car" and when the owner or the car showed up, we included him in the play🙂

heheheh this was just one of them, there was also that time that we stripped in the club while dancing in the pole and liking eachothers tattoos..oh oh oh and also the time that me and my bf were having sex in the car while the robbots were red and got caught by the cops.....

erghhhhhhhh....why do i have the feeling that that was just TOO explicit—??

"One time I tied a lover up and used a razor blade to cut the word freedom into him."

Not my cuppa, but fuck yeah, now we're getting somewhere. Okay, we need someone to top Keva 🙂

"Well I'm not a fan of lots of sexual endeavors that most are...

I don't do oral, I find it personally gross and I have other reasons...

I won't do anal...EVER!

I won't do cumming on the face or body. That's gross...

What's wrong with just sex— lol"

I find myself speechless...excuse me while I regroup....btw your admittance into this thread has been suspended.

yeah im pretty kinky but i would have to draw the line at scarification......... im not sure i could even get a hard-on with someone cutting me 😢 lol

You're the first Aqua I've heard to say they aren't really kinky. Interesting.

Everyone can do kinky - Aqua a adventurous with their minds more than their actions...so I've come across a few Aquas like OFA as well as other signs...

It doesn't last long, but I'm in one of my rare buzzed moments so whatever, but really no oral? Damn girl, that's just not right.

my guy friends/acquaintances and gay friends always warn us that any man willing to do anal is also willing to do a man, if the opportunity presented itself.

That would mean that 90% of guys are willing to be bi, sounds ludicrous to me. Some people like and some don't why does everything have to devolve into a 'your weird/gay/fucked up if you do that' discussion?

In case the grammar nazis are on duty: your= you're

Weird, the women that I know, intimately and otherwise love to give oral as well as receive. They don't view it as something they have to do...they fucking crave it as much as I do going down on them. Seems pretty natural to me.

Keva taking a strong lead in the kink factor, lol. Don't stop now, the thread is finally perking up.

""I heard a woman can never give oral to a man the way another man can.""

I heard that too. And some guys believe that if they are on the receiving end, it doesn't mean they're gay.

Seems gross, but whatever.

"---Well, the other thing is, I can't. I'm not gonna explain why, it's kind of a need-to-know thing (no I don't have an STD lol) but yeah.
One year, my tongue got ripped out of my mouth and I can no longer speak.
Jk hehe"

Well that's obviously different if there is a physical rather than psychological reason why it's off limits.

That's an old joke actually when hanging out with the guys as we invariably start calling each other gay...'I'm not gay my boyfriend is' lol That whole topic becomes quite hilarious with he creativity.

"I heard a woman can never give oral to a man the way another man can."

That makes sense - the same sex will know what to do, where to touch, naturally...they own the same equipment afterall !

"--Very true! That's why I get frustrated with handjobs, I'm like, "WHERE does it feel good— Tell me man!!" lol"

Exactly - especially if they've masturbated so they know where it feels best

Back to the kinkaaay, the gay jokes I can get on guys night, c'mon something to top HBO's Real Sex

i only have a couple rules....no pain, pissing or shitting. u would be surprised at the number of ex's i have had that said they were with guys who wanted them to piss on them.....

yep males and females

Yeah watersports are just unsanitary, as is shitting, although sticking my tongue up my lovers ass seems quite clean and normal, go figure.

FA, you're right too but opposite sex has to kinda go through a slower learning period that the same sex doesn't...we're all saying the same thing but you're splitting hairs Virgo-like 😛

"---C'mon people!! SSP needs his masturbation inspiration!"

Fuck if I came here for that I'd be a blue balled motherfucker.

yeah i was like ...pissing ..really?? i heard it from 3 different chicks....i just dont see the excitement factor, i half joked that maybe i was missing something and it might be the coolest thing ever ........but i doubt it 🙂

but the pissing thing's like the female quirting thing - gross though - good thing I had my sick bag handy...lol OFA !

FA, please share for SSP's sake !

"---I just threw up in my mouth..."

You win prude of dxp award, shoot me in the fucking head if I ever get that sexually repressed.

u dont really know someone till u have had your tongue in thier ass 🙂lol