Mental Asylum of Utter Madness- 24/7 Stinger Home! (Page 27)

My daily laugh came from the Scorp this morning.
He rolled over, and says, "Oh my God, that really was a great dinner last night, babe."
lol. Some men say this about the sex. Mine loves chicken burritos.

@capgirl:


@rabbit:



@the most recent bs thread posted on the board:

I need chocolate....

You know you're a Scorpio when you get into a heated argument and the person turns to storm out and your only thought is "hmph, NICE ass"

Q: What are you doing?
A: Talking about a man hiding a woman's makeup bag...
Q: Is that some kind of kinky foreplay?
A:

Posted by PhoenixRising
You know you're a Scorpio when you get into a heated argument and the person turns to storm out and your only thought is "hmph, NICE ass"

hehe! absolutely... its good to appreciate the fine things in life...

Nevermind AgentAirhead, the bloody Oafphaft is back and blattering on- again!

Being a newbie, I am curious if you're talkin about who I think you're talkin about....

why don't they just ignore the little twit?

he's such a nasty whinging bitch too- why people even bother is beyond me...

anyway- how was your weekend Rabbit?

I went for a 4km hill walk, followed by yummy vege nachos and a hoegaarden in the afternoon sunshine!

Posted by Rabbit

Posted by FixedWater
Being a newbie, I am curious if you're talkin about who I think you're talkin about....

Indeed. You guys will bloody your fingers trying to type some sense into him...we've all tried.

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Ahhhh... Thanx Rabbit, good to know. 🙂

Posted by LilliLou

Posted by PhoenixRising
You know you're a Scorpio when you get into a heated argument and the person turns to storm out and your only thought is "hmph, NICE ass"

hehe! absolutely... its good to appreciate the fine things in life...

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^^^Qui.

That sounds like a nice night Rabbit.

FW... he is a pretentious and irritating little 19yo flea who will fill 30 pages with whinging about a silly little scorpio girl who ignores him but that he can't get over...

just ignore- or flag the thread, he's getting on my last nerve... 😐

what is buffalo chicken dip??!

LOL!

what about you PR?? how was/is your w/e?

Posted by LilliLou
what is buffalo chicken dip??!

+1 does it work well with veggies? Vegetarian here.

Posted by LilliLou
what about you PR?? how was/is your w/e?

Not as productive as I would have liked. Worked on a mural in the guest room, baked, did some research for my blog and worked on some clinical reports for work. Nothing is completed other than the baking. Sitting under the hooded dryer and watching The Walking Dead marathon now. I'm sure I am annoying my neighbours because the volume is up really high. I can't hear over the motor .

Do you go for walks often Kiwi?

Sounds good. Even with the chicken .

OM NOM! That does sound good Rabbit! my mouth is watering!!! pics??!

And sounds like a pretty sweet weekend PR... what were you baking? I have my nieces 2nd birthday party coming up in a week or 2 and I was thinking about doing a strawberry sponge or strawberry shortcake... not sure which yet!
what is your blog about? if I'm not being too nosey...

I'm trying to get back in shape- not that I'm too out of shape - and so I have a 4 day goal- 2 gym classes, 1 day cardio/ abs and or weights and 1 day outside walking my butt uphill. Its summer so good to make the most of it 🙂 and I have the attention span of a small woodland creature so get uber bored of the damn treadmill

Posted by Rabbit
It's a block of cream cheese, a small container of sour cream, a half cup of hot sauce, and 4 cups shredded chicken blended together, put in a baking dish, covered in shredded cheddar cheese and scallions, baked until bubbly, then topped with crumbled bleu cheese. Served with carrots, celery, and crackers 😄

PR I wonder if you could substitute the chicken for veges; chickpeas, courgette, aubergine/ eggplant etc... 😄

aww man!!! its nearly lunchtime and I'm so hungry now... wonder if my workmates will look at me funny if I start to lick the screen—!

YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

Posted by LilliLou
aww man!!! its nearly lunchtime and I'm so hungry now... wonder if my workmates will look at me funny if I start to lick the screen—!

LOL! You're so crazy.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by LilliLou
aww man!!! its nearly lunchtime and I'm so hungry now... wonder if my workmates will look at me funny if I start to lick the screen—!

LOL! You're so crazy.

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hehe... I had some vegemite on toast to assuage the tummy monster 😄

Posted by LilliLou
FW... he is a pretentious and irritating little 19yo flea who will fill 30 pages with whinging about a silly little scorpio girl who ignores him but that he can't get over...

just ignore- or flag the thread, he's getting on my last nerve... 😐

Great advice Lillilou, and will do just that next time. 🙂

Posted by MoonArtist
YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

see, I don't think it'll sink in even if you strap him down with duck tape, pry his eyeballs open with a spoon, staple gun his balls to a chair and play a subliminal "scorp women will destroy you run away" video interspersed with images of mummified owl for 7 days...

but good luck!

Posted by MoonArtist
YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

I agree Moon!
I was about to go down that road...
Had to leave the post. Lol

Posted by FixedWater

Posted by MoonArtist
YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

I agree Moon!
I was about to go down that road...
Had to leave the post. Lol

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Sorry, had to clarify ...
I agree we all made a great team!!
I was about to digress and that's why I had to leave the post.
This is what I 'felt'...
A flat out psychopathic liar.
He is a momma's boy and very abusive (obviously lol)
He needs to be the victim.

His reaction to me indicated that I hit a sore spot. It was a good reaction.
I am just learning about my intuitions and find this really fascinating. I wonder how accurate I am.

Posted by MoonArtist
...I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

Stubborn or patient? Maybe it's a combo of the two.

I on the other hand believe one should:

I also believe:

Boys. Not men Rabbit.

Posted by LilliLou
OM NOM! That does sound good Rabbit! my mouth is watering!!! pics??!

And sounds like a pretty sweet weekend PR... what were you baking? I have my nieces 2nd birthday party coming up in a week or 2 and I was thinking about doing a strawberry sponge or strawberry shortcake... not sure which yet!
what is your blog about? if I'm not being too nosey...

I'm trying to get back in shape- not that I'm too out of shape - and so I have a 4 day goal- 2 gym classes, 1 day cardio/ abs and or weights and 1 day outside walking my butt uphill. Its summer so good to make the most of it 🙂 and I have the attention span of a small woodland creature so get uber bored of the damn treadmill

Banana bread. I'm trying to be good, but I have a sweet tooth that won't quit.

I'm trying to get in shape as well, but not to loss weight, just tone/build muscle. I was thinking about yoga and light weight training vs cardio. In addition to the obvious health benefits, it is said to gradually develop lean muscle because you're using your own body weight to build strength. I also like that I can do it in a class or at home. Given the weather lately, I like the option of doing it at home more and more.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by LilliLou
OM NOM! That does sound good Rabbit! my mouth is watering!!! pics??!

And sounds like a pretty sweet weekend PR... what were you baking? I have my nieces 2nd birthday party coming up in a week or 2 and I was thinking about doing a strawberry sponge or strawberry shortcake... not sure which yet!
what is your blog about? if I'm not being too nosey...

I'm trying to get back in shape- not that I'm too out of shape - and so I have a 4 day goal- 2 gym classes, 1 day cardio/ abs and or weights and 1 day outside walking my butt uphill. Its summer so good to make the most of it 🙂 and I have the attention span of a small woodland creature so get uber bored of the damn treadmill

Banana bread. I'm trying to be good, but I have a sweet tooth that won't quit.

I'm trying to get in shape as well, but not to loss weight, just tone/build muscle. I was thinking about yoga and light weight training vs cardio. In addition to the obvious health benefits, it is said to gradually develop lean muscle because you're using your own body weight to build strength. I also like that I can do it in a class or at home. Given the weather lately, I like the option of doing it at home more and more.

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I'm a sucker for dark chocolate- especially that Lindt one with little nubs of strawberry in it... *drools*.

I'm definitely carrying a little extra junk in the trunk (and these goddamn boobs!) so I'm trying a little cardio to shake it up. I'm a meso body type, so I build muscle easily and due to my attention span I prefer higher weights and lower reps. Especially arms, but the legs I have to up the reps too... Stupid tree trunk thighs!
I've just started playing with kettlebells and they are lots of fun!! And I love boxing- my scorpy sun and sagi mars play well when I'm punching something 🙂. I used to do lots of yoga, should really start that up again, but I'm hyper-flexible and can get away without it at the moment. Again, I like the more dynamic style s of yoga- the peaceful meditative ones make me twitchy!!!

You should try a hot yoga class- with it being winter and all! Toasty warm!!!

I'm

Posted by LilliLou


I'm a sucker for dark chocolate- especially that Lindt one with little nubs of strawberry in it... *drools*.

I'm definitely carrying a little extra junk in the trunk (and these goddamn boobs!) so I'm trying a little cardio to shake it up. I'm a meso body type, so I build muscle easily and due to my attention span I prefer higher weights and lower reps. Especially arms, but the legs I have to up the reps too... Stupid tree trunk thighs!
I've just started playing with kettlebells and they are lots of fun!! And I love boxing- my scorpy sun and sagi mars play well when I'm punching something 🙂. I used to do lots of yoga, should really start that up again, but I'm hyper-flexible and can get away without it at the moment. Again, I like the more dynamic style s of yoga- the peaceful meditative ones make me twitchy!!!

You should try a hot yoga class- with it being winter and all! Toasty warm!!!

Haha. I may try that eventually. I heard it smells like ass though if you choose the wrong class . I build muscle quite easily as well and I like to push my body.

I need something to chill out though in addition to training my body. I got into an argument with someone the other day and ended up cracking my phone because I slammed it down so hard. I swear I had to do the Sun Salutation over and over again until my heart slowed down, which was quite a few times. It helped, so it seems to help with stress

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Posted by LilliLou


I'm a sucker for dark chocolate- especially that Lindt one with little nubs of strawberry in it... *drools*.

I'm definitely carrying a little extra junk in the trunk (and these goddamn boobs!) so I'm trying a little cardio to shake it up. I'm a meso body type, so I build muscle easily and due to my attention span I prefer higher weights and lower reps. Especially arms, but the legs I have to up the reps too... Stupid tree trunk thighs!
I've just started playing with kettlebells and they are lots of fun!! And I love boxing- my scorpy sun and sagi mars play well when I'm punching something 🙂. I used to do lots of yoga, should really start that up again, but I'm hyper-flexible and can get away without it at the moment. Again, I like the more dynamic style s of yoga- the peaceful meditative ones make me twitchy!!!

You should try a hot yoga class- with it being winter and all! Toasty warm!!!

Haha. I may try that eventually. I heard it smells like ass though if you choose the wrong class . I build muscle quite easily as well and I like to push my body.

I need something to chill out though in addition to training my body. I got into an argument with someone the other day and ended up cracking my phone because I slammed it down so hard. I swear I had to do the Sun Salutation over and over again until my heart slowed down, which was quite a few times. It helped, so it seems to help with stress

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well, yeah- there seems to be a direct correlation between hippies, a lack of deodorant and yoga for some reason...

And I always think the gym smells like arse, but after a minute of two it normalises in a thoroughly gross way!
you should definitely try boxing though!!! even get a PT to do some one-on-ones so you can get the hang of it and then do a class- its bloody wicked good fun, especially for getting a whole bunch of stress out of the system

I've been girly slack lately- one of my shoulders is m

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I've been girly slack lately- one of my shoulders is misbehaving and I was so busy over the holidays... so the big weights are going to hurt!

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Posted by MoonArtist
YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

I agree Moon!
I was about to go down that road...
Had to leave the post. Lol

Sorry, had to clarify ...
I agree we all made a great team!!
I was about to digress and that's why I had to leave the post.
This is what I 'felt'...
A flat out psychopathic liar.
He is a momma's boy and very abusive (obviously lol)
He needs to be the victim.

His reaction to me indicated that I hit a sore spot. It was a good reaction.
I am just learning about my intuitions and find this really fascinating. I wonder how accurate I am.

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I agree, but I find it funny how when I call him out on some of his rudeness he defers. He's whiny as a dog who's scented a bitch in heat and can't get to her, though. Good fucking LORD he sounds entitled.

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Posted by MoonArtist
...I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

Stubborn or patient? Maybe it's a combo of the two.

I on the other hand believe one should:

I also believe:

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A heavy dose of both...but especially stubborn. Outstubborned the taurus ex, and my two taurus horses....well, and everyone else who's needed it.
And can I just marry you now! We can throw rocks together! Rock throwing is my specialty. Did it to an SUV while bike riding once and almost got into a fist fight over it.

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Posted by FixedWater

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Posted by MoonArtist
YUM! Minus the blue cheese.

And I try because MAYBE there's a chance that something will sink in and stick, even if it is 10 yrs. down the road. I'm stubborn like that. Besides, you scorps are doing a great job of herding him into the sweet, gentle waters of reason. I think we make a good team. You chase the prey, I'll wait in the web. 😉

I agree Moon!
I was about to go down that road...
Had to leave the post. Lol

Sorry, had to clarify ...
I agree we all made a great team!!
I was about to digress and that's why I had to leave the post.
This is what I 'felt'...
A flat out psychopathic liar.
He is a momma's boy and very abusive (obviously lol)
He needs to be the victim.

His reaction to me indicated that I hit a sore spot. It was a good reaction.
I am just learning about my intuitions and find this really fascinating. I wonder how accurate I am.

I agree, but I find it funny how when I call him out on some of his rudeness he defers. He's whiny as a dog who's scented a bitch in heat and can't get to her, though. Good fucking LORD he sounds entitled.

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Yes, great word ... entitled. He defer's, he is angry, and he definitely wants her back.

Fixed, I finally hit my patience limit. The kid skin gloves are off and this mule needs a good "come to jesus" moment. I'm about to introduce him.

I'm concerned for the puppy OwlPariah-Pyranha is holding in his avi. I wish he would put it down.. I'm afraid it might get hurt 😢

I was at a stamping class this weekend, and it's all older ladies there. I had told the scorp I'd be gone an hour, and he was waiting on me to go to his parents house. An hour later I was less than half done, so I told the ladies I had to go home quick and I'd be back so I could say goodbye. One of the ladies, I guess she's like in her 60s, goes, "you must not be married."
Lol. I thought that was such a cute and funny comment!

Posted by Andalusia
I'm concerned for the puppy OwlPariah-Pyranha is holding in his avi. I wish he would put it down.. I'm afraid it might get hurt 😢

Posted by MoonArtist
Fixed, I finally hit my patience limit. The kid skin gloves are off and this mule needs a good "come to jesus" moment. I'm about to introduce him.

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LOL!

I'd really like to reach into my computer and wring the birdfart's stupid neck (and save the puppy M&M's)!
The little dipshit had the audacity to PM me saying that people were attacking him and it wasn't fair?! Unbelievable...

Posted by LilliLou
I'd really like to reach into my computer and wring the birdfart's stupid neck (and save the puppy M&M's)!
The little dipshit had the audacity to PM me saying that people were attacking him and it wasn't fair?! Unbelievable...

Gah! Delusion, party of one!

Was this before or after he told you to "slow your roll, Bitch" on the Cap board?

What a wang.

This was after...?! What a twit right?
Paaaaaathetic!

How are you anyway M&M's?

I'm good. A bit stressed and moody, but I'm powering through 😄

Ran into the ex Scorp at a party last week and I'll be damned if I didn't sense him hovering.. Actually I've felt him hovering for awhile now, but running into him in person just solidified the feeling. Oh well. No time like the present to stop looking back when I'm trying to go forward 🙂

Posted by Andalusia
I'm good. A bit stressed and moody, but I'm powering through 😄

Ran into the ex Scorp at a party last week and I'll be damned if I didn't sense him hovering.. Actually I've felt him hovering for awhile now, but running into him in person just solidified the feeling. Oh well. No time like the present to stop looking back when I'm trying to go forward 🙂

Ice him out. Every time.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by Andalusia
I'm good. A bit stressed and moody, but I'm powering through 😄

Ran into the ex Scorp at a party last week and I'll be damned if I didn't sense him hovering.. Actually I've felt him hovering for awhile now, but running into him in person just solidified the feeling. Oh well. No time like the present to stop looking back when I'm trying to go forward 🙂

Ice him out. Every time.

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It was the venus retro I swear!!!

My bestie was talking about last week being 'coincidence week' all these things/ meetings that she had thought or dreamt about then kept happening- astro projection-type bollocks... And wouldn't you know it, my ex Leo got in touch too, with the "I just want to be friends, I know I stuffed up but I think you are amazing" claptrap

Hugs though! It's always a kick in the kidneys when you see the old ex...

Is that what you are stressed/ moody about?

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Posted by Andalusia
I'm good. A bit stressed and moody, but I'm powering through 😄

Ran into the ex Scorp at a party last week and I'll be damned if I didn't sense him hovering.. Actually I've felt him hovering for awhile now, but running into him in person just solidified the feeling. Oh well. No time like the present to stop looking back when I'm trying to go forward 🙂

Ice him out. Every time.

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I did. Well, at least I think I did.

No eye contact was made, no small talk was exchanged, and whenever he got too close to me, I would move away from him.

Posted by Rabbit
Why's come I'm not very good at icing people out?

Scorpio sun/Scorpio moon should be a master at it, right?

Hmm RogerRabbit. . . perhaps it comes entirely and utterly natural to you, that it is but second nature and you do it completely unaware that you had?

Posted by LilliLou
I'd really like to reach into my computer and wring the birdfart's stupid neck (and save the puppy M&M's)!
The little dipshit had the audacity to PM me saying that people were attacking him and it wasn't fair?! Unbelievable...

Oh, you too? lol
Yeah, I got a whole slew of those and then got accused of not standing up for him. I finally let him have it.