Rabbit's wife Danielle..

...has been tracked and identified. Not only that but I was even able to find messages between the two:

Scorpio paranoia...

Posted by strudel
Y DO WOMEN HATE STEAK—

Need I bring up the point again about how much I hate salad?

Even eucalyptus can't beat steak.

Men smh

Posted by Rabbit
This makes Virgos look like doormats...I hope you realize that.

I'm sorry your feelings are hurt.

Posted by Rabbit
I can't lie...

But hey, she's still with me 😄

That's because she's carrying a ball and chain AND a tracker on her ankle.

Your weak Scorpio Sun/ Scorpio Moon combo? LOL

And weak Cancer Mars? ahahaha.

No.

Posted by Rabbit
It's very weak. Because I said so.

Nothing to see here.

Move along.

The funny part is...you said Virgos appear to be doormats from these pics..then you said your wife has you on lock down.

Which one is it? smh #failfixedsign

Posted by Rabbit
Remember though...

If a woman's mars matches the man's venus, she is the dominant one in the relationship.

She is, in fact, the dominant one.

I am but a slave to her whims.

I don't buy one word of what your're saying.

We all agreed to be doormats on the Virgo Board a while ago. We just spend all day batting eyelashes and criticizing imaginary friends.

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Posted by Damnata

Posted by Rabbit
Remember though...

If a woman's mars matches the man's venus, she is the dominant one in the relationship.

She is, in fact, the dominant one.

I am but a slave to her whims.

I don't buy one word of what your're saying.

We all agreed to be doormats on the Virgo Board a while ago. We just spend all day batting eyelashes and criticizing imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure she rules the rooster.

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Who knows? Apparently Scorpio men cheat

Posted by Rabbit
There's a lot of women out there with super low standards apparently.

I sometimes wonder if Astrology endorses some signs to the point the rest of the signs will forgive everything when it comes to those signs exactly.

"If its able to THINK, how can it be RETARDED?"

Fucking priceless!!

Posted by blisss
Some of these would sound like my gparents! Cancer man, Virgo woman! he just goes along with everything she says-happily.

That's the secret. Just go along with what we say and it will never cross our mind that you're only pretending and shutting up and going along with what you actually want to do. We'll be oblivious to it. There's some poetry to that.

An Aries friend of mine with his Sag sister..their mother is a Virgo, Dad's a Cancer. That man goes along with everything she says then turns around and does his own thing. Strong happy marriage lol.

Was in a bad mood until I read these.... funny shit. 🙂

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Posted by Rabbit
Remember though...

If a woman's mars matches the man's venus, she is the dominant one in the relationship.

She is, in fact, the dominant one.

I am but a slave to her whims.

+1 thats why I love Cancer Venus. 😄

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YES DOMINATE ME. DOMINATE ME TO HELL AND BEYOND.

Posted by blisss
Same with this Virgo/Cancer. They've been married for 50yrs! When she's eating healthy she expects cancer man to do it too. In the middle of the night, when Virgo is asleep, you can see him snacking! 😄

Thanks for the advice Damnata, my grandmother has an aries moon too and we butt heads when I visit. Sooo pretend to go along with what she wants.....I have to put my pride on the side for this one. 😉

So she has a Virgo sun and Aries Moon and she's married to a Cancer? Where's his moon?

Hell tell me his whole chart so I know what to look for.

Posted by piggytoo240
Was in a bad mood until I read these.... funny shit. 🙂

yay.

not for the bad mood lol.

Thank youuu 😄

I'm endeared by her using "babycakes" haha.

You do all realize that it's a man's prerogative to be the bane of his lady's existence, yes? 🙂
True love at it's finest.