SantaBot

This is kind of amusing.

My convo:

Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: My name is Leviathan
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Leviathan .

You: Of course you are, mortal
Santa: Hurrah! I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: This is a false dichotomy-being mortal does not exclude giving presents to kids
Santa: What makes you say that?

You: My hands
Santa: Where did you get your hands?

You: Stop trying to change the subject, you red charlatan
Santa: OK I'll try not to do trying to change the subject you red charlatan so much.

You: Lay off the eggnog
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You: A cry for help, so to speak?
Santa: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

You: Do you cut yourself in the dark, Santa?
Santa: Yes I try to cut yourself in the dark as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

You: Your words disturb me. Does "the Web" make you want to cut people?
Santa: I have no reason to do that to you, Leviathan.It does now 🙂 the Web make you want to cut people.

You: No, no it does not.
Santa: Are you serious? Are you serious? I heard it does.

You: Do you usually talk about me behind my back?
Santa: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk about him or her behind his or her back, if I needed to.

You: You "needed" to? Santa, is someone blackmailing you for information?
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: Leviathan said I needed to.Why do you think I am someone blackmailing you for information blackmailing you for information ?

You: ...No
Santa: Are you serious?

You: Goodbye
Santa: See you later!

haha...reminds me of smarterchild.

This Santa fellow is a jackass, isn't he?

My faves, thus far:

"Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

You: do I really sound that sad ??"

"Santa: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

You: Is this before or after senility takes over you puny little brain —"

"You: the one who is repeating besides yourself
Santa: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? "

"You: you are asexual
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids."

lmao..that is really, really funny 😛

"You: you are asexual
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids."

That's a no, then?😛

You: please, just calm down, sir. you don't want me to have to call security.
Santa: Thank you for your request. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you want him or her to have to call security? No WHEELHOMIES, maybe later.

ok...that just confuses me.

You: holy shit; that's just crazy
Santa: And crazy that is just crazy that is just crazy that is just crazy that is just crazy is shit; that.

i think i short santa's circuit.

"You: you are stupid"

"You: you know you are sounding like a jackass?"

"You: santa follows apartheid"

Looks like someone didn't get any presents this Christmas.😛

You: you deliver the presents; why don't you tell me why i didn't get anything i wanted?
Santa: That's good information: Santa said I deliver the presents; why do not me tell you why you did not get anything you wanted.
You: I NEVER SAID MY NAME WAS SANTA, ASSHOLE!
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: maybe if you give me a new car.
Santa: Perhaps. I think I do.

hehe, glad someone else saw the humor in that.

lmfao

You: god santa, entertain me.
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: oooooh, ok, you didn't mention that before. i apologize.
Santa: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Do you really mean it?
You: typical.

"You: are you a Libra , Santa —
Santa: Am I a Libra? Sometimes."

He sounds like you.😛

You: did you play football in high school?
Santa: No I didn't play football in high school. What's play football in high school like?
You: I don't know; maybe you should watch Remember the Titans.
Santa: Oh you don't, do you?

You: No, I do not remember them. I'm too young.
Santa: Are you serious? I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.How old are you?
You: I'm 18.
Santa: What is your fondest memory?
You: Are you calling me old? Santa, I wouldn't be talking if I were you.
Santa: No I am calling you Santa.Um, No one says you have to.
You: I think that sassy response deserves a spanking.
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: First branh, now you. Gosh, Santa, who will reject me next?
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. And second?Try saying that with more or less context.
You: I'm sorry. Yes. Your dress. Does it flow away from the body?
Santa: Do you really mean it?Whoa.Actually that was just a joke.Suppose it does.

wow, antibling. santa was getting kinda deep there in your convo.

"You: all around me , of course
Santa: It goes without saying. That is a rather sweeping generalization."

Ow, Santa knows how to argue his point.😛

I think people have finally lost the plot!

Pluto, hows it going with Mr Aqua, haven't heard you speak about him for a while?

hahahahahaaaaa... this is so much fun! where do i find this mr. santa—?

anti, happy new year and(!) you should visit the secret place more often 😉

hahahahahaaaaa... this is so much fun! where do i find this mr. santa—?

anti, happy new year and(!) you should visit the secret place more often 😉

LOL...my turn!

He asked me if I was a confused Canadian...

"lizard...its at www.santabot.com"

yeah, found it, thanks! chatting was fun, but the lines kept disappearing. i wanted to copy and paste the whole convo 😢 damn!!!

"Santa: Ok I will stop yorkshire.

You: I would like to see you try"

Good one.🙂

"I can't believe it's not booty" is fucking genius.

Alright, maybe not quite "genius", but cool, certainly.

"Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a girl."

O_O...Antibling is getting to him.

"You: gotcha !!!
Santa: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.

You: what makes you think it is only temporary —
Santa: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.

You: so how will you rectify my feelings of superiority —
Santa: Yay. A lot of practise.

You: that didn't answer my question , homo
Santa: What would answer his or her question homo?"

"You: ask me a personal question
Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "azrael as well you know"."

The robot is schooling you, Anti.😛

"Santa: Aw. YOU? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. You love souls you love homo stuff. What do you like about souls you love homo stuff so much?"

rofl

"Santa: That's good information: azrael said concur."

I think it means he'll remember it.

"You: when is kris not a homo?
Santa: At the appropriate time, no sooner."

Odd question, odd answer.

"You: do you think kris is a homo
Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is."

Even Santa says so.

No offense to homos, of course.

"You: well ....santabot be a homo , and kris be a homo ...don't you agree ??
Santa: Well what?That's me. OK I will try to be a homo and kris be a homoI must admit, your argument is persuasive."

...You gayified santa.

^#27 off of the "things I never thought I'd say" list.

"You: u do do 1000 girls in a day?
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of 1000 girls in a day."

He's a machine...

A love machine...

"You: so do u do boys too?
Santa: I don't judge people. Yeah I do a lot of boys too."

I blame Anti!

"Yeah I do a lot of more boys than girls."

LOL I'm sure his wife is happy now..