SCORPIO MAN FOR DUMMIES

For Women Only

Cook him food, don't look at or speak to other men, and give him the sex

Amirite

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
https://www.cia.gov/about-cia/headquarters-tour/kryptos/

National Security Agency (NSA)
https://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/cia_kryptos_sculpture.shtml

1. Just be yourself.

2. Don't do things because you think it's just what he wants. He will interpret it as pity and be a dick to you in return.

3. If you ever need to escape- leave out a copy of Gun Digest, and turn on the history channel. He will never know you left.

Posted by Skitty
1. Just be yourself.

2. Don't do things because you think it's just what he wants. He will interpret it as pity and be a dick to you in return.

3. If you ever need to escape- leave out a copy of Gun Digest, and turn on the history channel. He will never know you left.

THIS

Posted by Skitty
1. Just be yourself.

2. Don't do things because you think it's just what he wants. He will interpret it as pity and be a dick to you in return.

3. If you ever need to escape- leave out a copy of Gun Digest, and turn on the history channel. He will never know you left.

lmao 😆

gun digest? U.S.A or Canada? 😛

Posted by Reincarnation

Posted by MrFirebird

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
https://www.cia.gov/about-cia/headquarters-tour/kryptos/

National Security Agency (NSA)
https://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/cia_kryptos_sculpture.shtml

You really have to enlighten me as to what mind-altering substances you partake in, Bird.

Crazy old man.

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kryptos

Etymology

From Ancient Greek κÏυπτός ”Ž(kruptós, “hidden, secret”).

Posted by LuckyLibra979
A deeply Insecure man with 100 different masks

Yes

Evolved Scorpio Male

Loyal, empathetic, deep thinker, committed, controlled, passionate, dynamic, resourceful, jealous, stubborn, curious, all-or-nothing, competitive, poetic, sexy, brooding, unforgiving, intense, dedicated, fascinating, complex, intuitive, never neutral, proud, idealistic, sacrificing,

Unevolved ones I think are like that too but can also be:

Posessive, paranoid, vengeful, confusing, self-destructive, manipulative, selfish, horrible insecure, controlling, clingy, cold, terrified of rejection,

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
They are ALWAYS watching you. Even if you think they're not, they are.

They have a very hard time with letting people in. They are very secretive and "mysterious" and they like it that way. That gives them the upper hand over other people.

They don't like fakeness or lies. If you seem like you're hiding something they will sting.

They are very jealous, possessive, and controlling. Of course THEY don't think they are, but they are.

Very prideful.

Very protective over anyone he loves or deeply cares for.

I could go on an on, but you get the picture.

Oh cool. Thank you for sharing that with me.

Posted by Wynter

,,,, Waves at Wynter....

Posted by AlaniaB
Evolved Scorpio Male

Loyal, empathetic, deep thinker, committed, controlled, passionate, dynamic, resourceful, jealous, stubborn, curious, all-or-nothing, competitive, poetic, sexy, brooding, unforgiving, intense, dedicated, fascinating, complex, intuitive, never neutral, proud, idealistic, sacrificing,

Unevolved ones I think are like that too but can also be:

Posessive, paranoid, vengeful, confusing, self-destructive, manipulative, selfish, horrible insecure, controlling, clingy, cold, terrified of rejection,

And where did you find that gold mine of wisdom?

You posted a thread.. on a discussion forum...asking women about Scorpio men. So reasonable logic would follow that that "gold Mine of wisdom" is my own viewpoint. As this is a discussion board.

Lol.

That's a nice attitude.

Posted by AlaniaB
You posted a thread.. on a discussion forum...asking women about Scorpio men. So reasonable logic would follow that that "gold Mine of wisdom" is my own viewpoint. As this is a discussion board.

Lol.

That's a nice attitude.

Are you a Scorpio Male?

Your first comment on the thread is "for women".

So I am a woman.

Posted by AlaniaB
Your first comment on the thread is "for women".

So I am a woman.

That's right... "FOR Women" NOT "BY Women".

Most of the posts on this thread are from women.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Wynter

,,,, Waves at Wynter....

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*waves at Bird*

I'm still studying my copy with the pop-ups 😆

🙂

Posted by AlaniaB
Most of the posts on this thread are from women.

Who neither are a man, let alone, a Scorpio Man. Yet, they think they can offer insight because of what they have read others say, who are, themselves, NOT a man, let alone,
a Scorpio Man. In doing so, they deprive themselves of the truth and simply pass on old lies to the next silly hoard of Scorpio groupies.

You wouldn't consult a cake recipe for building an atomic bomb, would you? Of course not!
Yet, that's exactly what all those posts are rambling on and on about. NEVER grasping the truth but surely confusing each other deeper and deeper
down the rabbit hole of confusion. We are made into mysteries in a riddle wrapped inside an enigma because that's what women are good at doing.
To make matters worse, they consult cat lady astrologers high on pot and helium and barium salts on the ether plane who wouldn't know their arse
from a hocky puck on black ice.

To add to the fun... dare I say it? There is more than one kind of Scorpio Man.

There are over 15,695,424 (million) combinations of Scorpio Man. based on his chart, and what city he was born in.
Multiply that times 12 different life paths and you have (an estimated) 188,345,088 types of Scorpio Man. The number is greater.
There are an estimated 4200 religions in the world. That multiplied by 188,345,088 types of Scorpio Men, and you have 791,049,369,600 types of
Scorpio Men.
Oh.. but there's more... He has a Mother and Father, 2 sets of Gma and Gpa as well as 4 sets of GGma and GGpa and 8 sets of GGGma and GGGpas.
That makes 810,034,554,470,400 (Trillion) potential type combinations of Scorpio men.
But there are far FAR more potential type factors than the 810 trillion. Infinity is a good guess.

What does this mean? I am one of an infinite number of types of Scorpio Men.
I can shift gears, change lanes and turn on a dime without notice.
And all those women in most of those posts think they can figure me out and pin me down, who is here, let alone those who are not?
All the word's computing power manned by all the world's population could not figure me out, let alone, solve the enigma that's me.
And you think the cat ladies on the forums have a clue?

It's not something I wish. It's just what is.

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Wynter

,,,, Waves at Wynter....

*waves at Bird*

I'm still studying my copy with the pop-ups 😆

🙂

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That's Great, Wynter! 🙂
That gives me an idea for the "Sign Language For Dummies" 😄

Run.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by AlaniaB
Most of the posts on this thread are from women.

Who neither are a man, let alone, a Scorpio Man. Yet, they think they can offer insight because of what they have read others say, who are, themselves, NOT a man, let alone,
a Scorpio Man. In doing so, they deprive themselves of the truth and simply pass on old lies to the next silly hoard of Scorpio groupies.

You wouldn't consult a cake recipe for building an atomic bomb, would you? Of course not!

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I think people who have lived with and loved a Scorpio man would actually have pretty good insight into Scorpio men, so yes, I would consult them.

Same as I would consult a doctor about cancer as knowing about as much as someone who actually had cancer because experience of something gives us insight. Even from a diferrent angle.

Of course not every Scorpio man is the same. I am a Scorpio woman, and unlike any other, and like the others at the same time.

I don't think any of the women here think they can figure you out or pin you down. Neither can any man who is a Scorpio. Nor "all the computers manned by the entire worlds population" - but that wasn't the topic you posted. You posted asking about Scorpio men for Dummies. Not "can anyone figure out Firebird".

Akthough I think I hve you pretty well figured out, for a cat lady anyhow.

PS: I'm allergic to cats

Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

Posted by AlaniaB

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by AlaniaB
Most of the posts on this thread are from women.

Who neither are a man, let alone, a Scorpio Man. Yet, they think they can offer insight because of what they have read others say, who are, themselves, NOT a man, let alone,
a Scorpio Man. In doing so, they deprive themselves of the truth and simply pass on old lies to the next silly hoard of Scorpio groupies.

You wouldn't consult a cake recipe for building an atomic bomb, would you? Of course not!

I think people who have lived with and loved a Scorpio man would actually have pretty good insight into Scorpio men, so yes, I would consult them.

Same as I would consult a doctor about cancer as knowing about as much as someone who actually had cancer because experience of something gives us insight. Even from a diferrent angle.

Of course not every Scorpio man is the same. I am a Scorpio woman, and unlike any other, and like the others at the same time.

I don't think any of the women here think they can figure you out or pin you down. Neither can any man who is a Scorpio. Nor "all the computers manned by the entire worlds population" - but that wasn't the topic you posted. You posted asking about Scorpio men for Dummies. Not "can anyone figure out Firebird".

Akthough I think I hve you pretty well figured out, for a cat lady anyhow.

PS: I'm allergic to cats

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"SCORPIO MAN FOR DUMMIES"
"For Women"

That's what I said.

As for women who lived with and loved a Scorpio Man. That don't make them a "Scorpio Man".... does it?
Kryptos means
You'll never understand us.

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

Posted by Noreallynow
Run.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

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And if they're for women only, what happens to the gay Scorpio men?

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

And if they're for women only, what happens to the gay Scorpio men?

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What about 'em?
I'm straight. I don't give a rip about gay whatever. THIS thread is NOT for them.

I'm just saying no matter how long and how the women talk, they cannot offer the exact advice sought.

I see women asking for a Scorpio Man to offer his two cents and before one can answer 50 women have slaughtered
the threads with their 2 cents. I say something and it's Oh.... thank you... and back to whatever.

Which is why I don't answer too many of those threads.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

And if they're for women only, what happens to the gay Scorpio men?

What about 'em?
I'm straight. I don't give a rip about gay whatever. THIS thread is NOT for them.

I'm just saying no matter how long and how the women talk, they cannot offer the exact advice sought.

I see women asking for a Scorpio Man to offer his two cents and before one can answer 50 women have slaughtered
the threads with their 2 cents. I say something and it's Oh.... thank you... and back to whatever.

Which is why I don't answer too many of those threads.

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I was teasing.....cause I'm in a goofy mood. I'm sorry, I'll stop being goofy on your threads.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by AlaniaB
Most of the posts on this thread are from women.

Who neither are a man, let alone, a Scorpio Man. Yet, they think they can offer insight because of what they have read others say, who are, themselves, NOT a man, let alone,
a Scorpio Man. In doing so, they deprive themselves of the truth and simply pass on old lies to the next silly hoard of Scorpio groupies.

You wouldn't consult a cake recipe for building an atomic bomb, would you? Of course not!
Yet, that's exactly what all those posts are rambling on and on about. NEVER grasping the truth but surely confusing each other deeper and deeper
down the rabbit hole of confusion. We are made into mysteries in a riddle wrapped inside an enigma because that's what women are good at doing.
To make matters worse, they consult cat lady astrologers high on pot and helium and barium salts on the ether plane who wouldn't know their arse
from a hocky puck on black ice.

To add to the fun... dare I say it? There is more than one kind of Scorpio Man.

There are over 15,695,424 (million) combinations of Scorpio Man. based on his chart, and what city he was born in.
Multiply that times 12 different life paths and you have (an estimated) 188,345,088 types of Scorpio Man. The number is greater.
There are an estimated 4200 religions in the world. That multiplied by 188,345,088 types of Scorpio Men, and you have 791,049,369,600 types of
Scorpio Men.
Oh.. but there's more... He has a Mother and Father, 2 sets of Gma and Gpa as well as 4 sets of GGma and GGpa and 8 sets of GGGma and GGGpas.
That makes 810,034,554,470,400 (Trillion) potential type combinations of Scorpio men.
But there are far FAR more potential type factors than the 810 trillion. Infinity is a good guess.

What does this mean? I am one of an infinite number of types of Scorpio Men.
I can shift gears, change lanes and turn on a dime without notice.
And all those women in most of those posts think they can figure me out and pin me down, who is here, let alone those who are not?
All the word's computing power manned by all the world's population could not figure me out, let alone, solve the enigma that's me.
And you think the cat ladies on the forums have a clue?

It's not something I wish. It's just what is.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Noreallynow
Run.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
They are ALWAYS watching you. Even if you think they're not, they are.

They have a very hard time with letting people in. They are very secretive and "mysterious" and they like it that way. That gives them the upper hand over other people.

They don't like fakeness or lies. If you seem like you're hiding something they will sting.

They are very jealous, possessive, and controlling. Of course THEY don't think they are, but they are.

Very prideful.

Very protective over anyone he loves or deeply cares for.

I could go on an on, but you get the picture.

Oh cool. Thank you for sharing that with me.

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Lmao

Posted by ramengirl

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

And if they're for women only, what happens to the gay Scorpio men?

What about 'em?
I'm straight. I don't give a rip about gay whatever. THIS thread is NOT for them.

I'm just saying no matter how long and how the women talk, they cannot offer the exact advice sought.

I see women asking for a Scorpio Man to offer his two cents and before one can answer 50 women have slaughtered
the threads with their 2 cents. I say something and it's Oh.... thank you... and back to whatever.

Which is why I don't answer too many of those threads.

I'm sure someone read your advice and used it gracefully. Do you wish your advice to be acknowledged and taken seriously?

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Does it really matter what I want? Of course not.
Do I expect my advice to be taken, seriously? Of course not.
Because IF my advice were taken seriously, everyone would be frantically running and hiding in caves and under rocks.
"shhhhh!!! dammit, don't say anything, he doesn't know we're here!"
Their love of fantasy is far greater than reality.
Don't you just love those peek-a-boo moments?

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
They are ALWAYS watching you. Even if you think they're not, they are.

They have a very hard time with letting people in. They are very secretive and "mysterious" and they like it that way. That gives them the upper hand over other people.

They don't like fakeness or lies. If you seem like you're hiding something they will sting.

They are very jealous, possessive, and controlling. Of course THEY don't think they are, but they are.

Very prideful.

Very protective over anyone he loves or deeply cares for.

I could go on an on, but you get the picture.

Oh cool. Thank you for sharing that with me.

If I would have known your true intention in asking this question to the public was to be an asshole about it I would have never wasted my time leaving my input.

Side note: Scorpions have a bad reputation and you're only helping to fuel that.

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WOW. How's that for fuel?

No wonder they have a bad reputation.
What stinkers! I sure wouldn't want to be one of those...

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
They are ALWAYS watching you. Even if you think they're not, they are.

They have a very hard time with letting people in. They are very secretive and "mysterious" and they like it that way. That gives them the upper hand over other people.

They don't like fakeness or lies. If you seem like you're hiding something they will sting.

They are very jealous, possessive, and controlling. Of course THEY don't think they are, but they are.

Very prideful.

Very protective over anyone he loves or deeply cares for.

I could go on an on, but you get the picture.

Oh cool. Thank you for sharing that with me.

If I would have known your true intention in asking this question to the public was to be an asshole about it I would have never wasted my time leaving my input.

Side note: Scorpions have a bad reputation and you're only helping to fuel that.

WOW. How's that for fuel?

No wonder they have a bad reputation.
What stinkers! I sure wouldn't want to be one of those...

Yeah....not going to watch the video. You have a good morning though.

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Thank you for sharing your information.

You have a nice day, too.
😉

They still don't get it.

Posted by ramengirl

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by ramengirl

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Based on the title of the thread I'm assuming Scorpio men are for dummies? Or dummies are for Scorpio men?

It's a curse.

And if they're for women only, what happens to the gay Scorpio men?

What about 'em?
I'm straight. I don't give a rip about gay whatever. THIS thread is NOT for them.

I'm just saying no matter how long and how the women talk, they cannot offer the exact advice sought.

I see women asking for a Scorpio Man to offer his two cents and before one can answer 50 women have slaughtered
the threads with their 2 cents. I say something and it's Oh.... thank you... and back to whatever.

Which is why I don't answer too many of those threads.

I'm sure someone read your advice and used it gracefully. Do you wish your advice to be acknowledged and taken seriously?

Does it really matter what I want? Of course not.
Do I expect my advice to be taken, seriously? Of course not.
Because IF my advice were taken seriously, everyone would be frantically running and hiding in caves and under rocks.
"shhhhh!!! dammit, don't say anything, he doesn't know we're here!"
Their love of fantasy is far greater than reality.
Don't you just love those peek-a-boo moments?

I think you're underestimating people. And yes I do think you expect your advice to be taken seriously. We all have our fantasy moments. I'm sure some of them have dealt with the actual reality of Scorpio males.

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I can assure you that none of them will truly know a Scorpio Man as long as they engage and believe the discussions and airhead profile assessments.
You could live with a Scorpio for more than 70 years and STILL not know him.

Posted by Fox
they're little sh1ts

Don't hold back, let it all out.

YOU ARE SICK SCORPIO MAN.
GET A MENTAL WILL YOU!
INSECURE DUMB.
WORDS ABUSIVE PSYCHO.
YOU RAPE EVERY SINGLE WORD PEOPLE SAY.
GET A POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!

Posted by ayemtentrem
YOU ARE SICK SCORPIO MAN.
GET A MENTAL WILL YOU!
INSECURE DUMB.
WORDS ABUSIVE PSYCHO.
YOU RAPE EVERY SINGLE WORD PEOPLE SAY.
GET A POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!

Okay... that's a new one "Scorpio Man Rapes Words".... "News at 11"

I think that would make great mystery/horror horror story.

Two innocent words went out for a casual walk one evening...
They walked alone. When all of a sudden a Scorpio Man jumped out and raped them.
Someone whispered "ooops" and that word ran down the street and came back, but was
never the same. PTSD doesn't even begin to describe what happened to poor little "ooops".
The tyrant's oppression of words was awful.

Can he be stopped—?

😆

Posted by ramengirl> That can be said for any sign. People come here for advice and sometimes receive it from those who've experienced it. I know a Scorpio and he

You know a Scorpio and he...... what?

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by ayemtentrem
YOU ARE SICK SCORPIO MAN.
GET A MENTAL WILL YOU!
INSECURE DUMB.
WORDS ABUSIVE PSYCHO.
YOU RAPE EVERY SINGLE WORD PEOPLE SAY.
GET A POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!

Okay... that's a new one "Scorpio Man Rapes Words".... "News at 11"

I think that would make great mystery/horror horror story.

Two innocent words went out for a casual walk one evening...
They walked alone. When all of a sudden a Scorpio Man jumped out and raped them.
Someone whispered "ooops" and that word ran down the street and came back, but was
never the same. PTSD doesn't even begin to describe what happened to poor little "ooops".
The tyrant's oppression of words was awful.

Can he be stopped—?

😆

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lmao!

Posted by Libralula

Posted by MrFirebird

I usually like him but not the best mercury in Scorpio video it's okay I guess...

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Libralula... You poor bride.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by ramengirl> That can be said for any sign. People come here for advice and sometimes receive it from those who've experienced it. I know a Scorpio and he

You know a Scorpio and he...... what?

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Ohhhh for cryin' out loud, the suspense is killin' me!

Posted by Libralula

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Libralula

Posted by MrFirebird

I usually like him but not the best mercury in Scorpio video it's okay I guess...

Libralula... You poor bride.

You think so?
Nothing more beautiful than death.

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A broken heart?
Lose a close loved one? (Death or rejection)
Repeated rejections that leaves one feeling undesirable and unwanted?
Perhaps a drug/alcohol/or sex habit that just won't let go?