Scorpio Women & The DXP Men Who Love Them (Page 2)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roxi: "what is this dyr—

a scorpio woman appreciation society? founded by a virgo——"

Yes, it is!!

But dear Roxi, try to look at this from my point of view: In less than two years, one petite Scorpio Woman...

1. Swept a jaded, pompous-assed, middle-aged Virgo Man off his feet -- and had him acting like a pimply-faced teenager.

2. Convinced an octogenarian Virgo Man that his life WAS NOT OVER, and encouraged him to marry the one-of-a-kind Taurus Woman who'd secretly loved him for DECADES.

3. Brought two beautiful, fussy, remarkable Scorpio Twins into the world.

IMHO, that's some noteworthy accomplishments, and certainly deserving of a thread on a public astrology web forum.

Lucky for the rest of us, you Scorpio Women haven't formed some International Cabal with the goal of bending all Virgo Men to your will...

(Uh, if y'all have formed such a Cabal, please let that remain one of your many Little Secrets!)

lol, he really doesnt like those types of comments.
He throws a tiny scorp strop, but I still heart him 🙂

Ive decided I'm going to marry an old man just b/c of DY 🙂

GREAT! That's all I need is a scorp pissed at me...as if I'm not paranoid enough.

Dear antiblingers: Don't be mad. It was all just in good fun.

Lady_M: "Ive decided I'm going to marry an old man just b/c of DY"

Damn! Now you're making me all weepy! And you know the Tin Man will rust!

Where's my friggin' oil can??

*smooches* to Dy.

Say hello to the blessed highly Libra influenced twins for me!

is astrology an excuse to the choices you make?

Sometimes.

We are wonderful women... No comments from the haters. We have tons of admirers but very few get the chance. LMAO!!!! Thanks Dyar. Such a loving Virg.

ScorpioBehindYou: "is astrology an excuse to the choices you make?"

In a pinch, any excuse can be a good one.

After 100 posts, we have found that the list of DXP men who love Scorp women are 2, the first two no less.

Kinda sad if you ask me.

"most men have trouble speaking at all when under the spell."

Just ask the male widow spider.

The things boyz will do to get laid.... for love, I mean.

hahaha @ bling


😉 @ depthchizarrrge

i don't think i'm particularly sexy. more like, cute, if anything else...

Roxi: "i think it's kinda funny that no-one loves us. they are just scared to show their weakness that's all. typical bloody men!"

Well, you Scorps are partly to blame. Y'all are damn intimidating! Cancer & Pisces gals are so much easier for the average guy to start something with -- and from what I hear, Gems and Aries gals are, too.

Yeah, we don't want to show y'all our cards, because y'all won't show yours. Typical bloody Scorp women!

"anyway - it was a virgo that started this thread."

Yes, and that's because Virgs won't let ego get in the way of facts -- especially on an anonymous web forum. I don't have any problem professing my love & adoration for a particular petite Scorpio woman who changed my life. (Though I do blush when she does something in public that only I can see and/or feel!)

"(Though I do blush when she does something in public that only I can see and/or feel!)"

Do go on.....*all ears*

😉

Voyeur!

Sorry, but no sordid details -- you'll have to comb through my old dyrstr8z posts (the ones I haven't deleted yet) for the sex talk -- had to clean up my language after I married her!

"Voyeur!"

Yes, please!

"Sorry, but no sordid details -- you'll have to comb through my old dyrstr8z posts (the ones I haven't deleted yet) for the sex talk -- had to clean up my language after I married her!"

Oh...BOO-HISS, Party Poop. 😉

You make it sound like you got scared into a relationship DyarStra?e.

ScorpioBehindYou: "You make it sound like you got scared into a relationship DyarStra?e."

That's only because you're a young pup.

Adults should approach a relationship with healthy caution; but more of us are scared out of a relationship than are scared into one...

Involvement with another person - as business partner, friend, and/or lover - carries risks. For those of us who are risk-aversive, a secretive Scorp who isn't as forthcoming as we are may be too much of a gamble. I wouldn't have taken the chance in my youth, but the years have taught me to roll the dice every once in a while - just for sh1ts & grins...

With Debra, I hit the jackpot!

Roxi, with all due respect, Bullpucky!!

She dared me, and I took the dare... and that's the truth!

Ah, but since you're close to my age, and almost as well-read, I'm sure you'll appreciate this Old English quip:

When Adam delve, and Eve span,
Who was then the Gentleman?

Sorry, can't help myself -- me and the light of my life get to resume our marital gymnastics this weekend -- Father Christmas cums - I mean comes - at last!!

(IF we can keep those fussy Scorp Twins asleep and in their own beds!)

"...and the fear will keep you there..."

Naw! EVERYBODY knows you Scorp Women are tied with fluffy bunnies for harmlessness...

(To which Tim the Enchanter says, "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! -- I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?")

Look at the bones!

He doesn't have any room to speak LOL

bluestars03,

* From your profile *
Gender: Female
Status: Married
Occupation: Student

Please tell me that's out of date, and that you aren't cheating on your husband with another woman...

"So I think that deserves some kudos, wouldn't you say?"

If you're both single, and sincere, sure! DOUBLE Kudos to you both! But if one or both of y'all are being adulterous - stop right now!

As for Two Scorpio Women in love: Who puts out the fire before you both get immolated??

"TWO SCORPIO WOMEN...

So I think that deserves some kudos, wouldn't you say?"

The cat fights must be.... amazing.

Is it porn worthy?

EG: "Dyar a bit behind the times on this I see..."

Yeah, I know - a day late and a dollar short - but I have been preoccupied with a bunch of my own friggin' Scorps here lately...

Again: I have no problem with two Single Scorps starting a romance. But if they're cheating, I'm gonna have to call a Citizen's Arrest on them (just like ol' Gomer Pyle used to do)...

BS03: "Are you sure you're not Dr Phil in disguise, Dy?"

No, I'm not Dr Phil -- but we are both Virgos, though I definitely wouldn't want to date him!

It's interesting to hear about Scorpio Woman in Love from the point of view of the Scorpio Woman she loves, and who loves her.

"It was very comfortable very quickly.."

Yeah, that's the way it was with mine. From the first date, to the birth of The Twins, she has a way of calming me down.

"became explosive at times.."

And hell yeah! She brings out the other side of Virgo - the dormant volcano - and of course, she's a little firecracker herself!

Not only kudos, but good luck to you both!

Ah, Roxi! You and your Virgo Rising...

You know you hate to love us, or love to hate us, or something like that!

Have you ever stopped to consider: Maybe Dr Phil does know it all...

I hate Dr. Phil.

I reckon Phil and his wife ought to both be summoned to the gallows.

So... The Man In Black is back??

Groovy!!

Lady_M: "I hate Dr. Phil."

I've never watched his show, just seen sniglets from time to time. But, lots of people think he's the relationship expert...

Roxi: "you seen her? looking at him like he's a deity of some sort."

Maybe his wife is a Scorp? That's the way mine looks at me...

LOL!!!

Kinda looks like a penis with a mustache, huh?

"aedimus: hello there sweetness!! happy holidays my fellow heathen!! good to see you."

Aedimus and sweetness don't belong in the same sentance together.

You can put me on the list of DXP guys who love Scorpio women.

















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