When I'll be king of the world...

I'll abolish spelling and grammer, buy Manchester United, and make Bruce Campbell a knight.

Now it's your turn...

UMMMM.....Bruce Campbell!!!!!!!!

I would make myself his personal experiment for his book, 'How to make love the Bruce Campbell way'. 😛

When I am king [queen] of the world, the world has officially gone mad then.

I honestly have no idea how I would positively impact economy, weapons proliferation, the justice system, and so many other things I want to change. But would I really know what I was doing?
It sounds like a glamorous title, but that would be some intense responsibility, and likely a very dangerous job. Plus no privacy I'd bet

...I'll offically make Pluto a planet again, And pass a "Don't fuck with Pluto" law.

"no one likes him"

Only somone who is pathetically dependent on the acceptence of others would think this is a proper insult.

*snickers*

*someone

You totally missed my point.

And that's why you are, and always will be an idiot.
But that's ok, I'm sure there is a village out there that'll be vying for your services.

sorry mr. yama-man-hammer That's reserved for ME ONLY!! HEEHEHEHEHE!! MWUHAHAHAHAH!!
*continues diabolical laughter until plucked off by yama* lol!!...you back-stagger you!! hermmm...If I we're king, I'd rule well and just, and try to be myself; money riches are just one part of the best part of being a king; the people whom need you, and you need.

Oh, so you'd be a mass-murderer, is it an Aries thing, or just some random thing you and Hitler have in common?

"You'd be one of the first to go, "

I'm honored.😛

"lol take it easy yama i didn,t mean any of this you are alright i just love drama if you get the messeage bye now ."

I do take it easy Kris, this is just the sort of thing I enjoy.🙂

Dharma.

Dharma.

But I like karma as well.😛

Nope, heard a great deal about it, though.
Is it any good?

It's an aspect of Hinduism, and part of Yama's name.(Yama-Dharma)

Well, actually Dharmaraj, there is another god named Dharma.

"Dharma is not to be confused with Yama, the God of the Dead and the God of Death. Yama is a Dhram abididng Deva and is hence called Dharamaraj."

"Yama is also the lord of justice and is sometimes referred to as Dharma, in reference to his unswerving dedication to maintaining order and adherence to harmony. It is said that he is also one of the wisest of the devas."

Heh, it seems wikipedia is somewhat confused.😛

"Aaahh..So you practice the religion of the Underworld then —"

I'm a Scorpio, so it's a given.😛

"Who said that to you?"

Wikipedia.

"Dharma
by Micha F. Lindemans
A Hindu god, the personification of the divine inner 'law' (dharma). He was originally a creator god and the son of Brahma, but he is also considered as an avatara of Vishnu. "

^Encylopedia Mythica agrees.

"yama is yumraj- god of deads."

I know, Antibling knows as well.

I appreciate the intention, though.

"Well my intention was to give you the right information but if you are happy with what ever you know(right or wrong) then ok.."

What makes you so sure you're right?

I never told you not to share information, but your last post seemed kinda pretentious.

Well, again, I appreciate the intention-I always want to improve.🙂

"dharma is not a name for any god in hinduism...its just a word that signifies ur deeds,justice,religion,duty,etc...
yes vishnu is associated with dharma....its on of his main philosophies...."

Yes, it's that too, but according to wiki and Encyclopedia Mythica it's also the name of a god.

"brahma,vishnu n shiva/mahesh form the holy trinity of our religion...
these three gods have the three main powers-
brahma-creation
vishnu-protection n nurturing of those created
mahesh-destruction
these three gods occupy the main position in the pantheon of the hindu gods..."

I'm not totally ignorant, y'know.🙂

"n as far as dharmaraj is concerned-it literally means the king of dharma...."

"Yama is also the lord of justice and is sometimes referred to as Dharma"
^Lord of justice=King of Dharma(=justice)
...There is a certain similarity...😛

"all the gods in hinduism are more or less associated with justice n truth..."

Well, why can Yudhishthir be called that but not Yama?

"mahesh-destruction"

btw-Is Mahesh's other name Shiva?

"Yama, the God of Death, is the embodiment of Dharma;"

http://www.freeindia.org/biographies/greatlkings/yudhishtira/page2.htm

So he is Yama-Dharma after all, and not Dharmaraja.
Semantics.

"Yama, the God of Death, is the embodiment of Dharma;"

http://www.freeindia.org/biographies/greatlkings/yudhishtira/page2.htm

So he is Yama-Dharma after all, and not Dharmaraja.
Semantics.

"yes yama i have mentioned it in my post..."

It was a long post...

"Infact i am quite surprised how you know so much about hindu gods."

Ever heard of Roger Zelazny's "Lord of Light"?
It's a Sci-fi book that envolves Hinduism, it may be sacrilege, but it's very interesting, and a great book.

"hmmm yama whatever u read on our religion on net is not always correct..."

...I read what you write on the net as well...

"so saying only yama means dharma means half answer...."

Perhaps not, but he may be refered to at times as Yama-Dharma, right?

"n yes...bravo on ur knowledge of hinduism..."

Thanks.🙂

When I'll abolish boy-bands.

"When I'll be king I'll abolish boy-bands."

...err...

"yama if ur in a mood to debate...im sorry..."

I'm really really not actually.🙂

Just something I thought you should notice.

"no...he has not been refered to like this...its not a norm...so the answer is no..."

Perhaps not in the religious context, but this name was taken out of this context a long time ago.

"yes cap...like once they mentioned that goddess kali is a vampire..."

Seriously?

'"Seriously?" so you agree with it or you dont Yama'

How the hell would she be a vampire? It's a european superstition,(romanian, to be exact) not Indian, the idea is thoroughly bizarre.

Isn't Kali the enemy of rakshasas or something?

Doesn't she utilizes human helpers as well?

Oh, I heard there was a cult of cultist that used to choke people they thought were rakshasas.

hey, how much you wanna bet he'll keep talkin' about it? 😛

aw, Yama, I wub you yes I do *runs away*

When I'm King of the World, people would be able to do what they want as long as they don't hurt anybody else, and for one day a year, all civil laws will be void except for those regarding theft of property and money, and people would be able to do as they wish no matter what.

Damn, I'm always late.

I see one of your interests is orgasms. Of the male or female variety? 😛