worst sexual experience

Maybe it's the tequila in my veins rn.
I had a crush on this person for awhile.
and HE came over drunk.
MIND YOUR THEY DROVE HERE.
and WE we got it on and HE threw up on me.
I mean he kinda forced himself which I must admit i DO LIKE so i didnt say no but omg ew

OMG...
i sat in the tub crying for 10 minutes (it was probably the tequila.)
Their sleeping on the couch because Im not that horrible...

FML...

This is the worst experience ever.

I MEANT CONSENTING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE THO
obviously..

Ew he threw up on you

Everybody gets one free tequila incident they can write off.

This is yours.



*nverhappened*

I'm eating fried mushrooms right now.
Im okay.
A bit traumatized but okay.

Ive never thrown up cause i know how to drink.
Moderation omg

Posted by Twodrinkminimum
True. I was drinking tequila the night I lost my virginity. It was also the night I learned how aggressive I am when I'm drunk.

do you start fights?
People who do that should stop drinking.

LOL I don't get mad or sad.
I act like im not molly.
I went out with my friends really fucked up and people asked me if I had E on me. lol.
I just get really sensual I wonder if its hot or embarrassing lmfao.

Posted by Montgomery
Everybody gets one free tequila incident they can write off.

This is yours.



*nverhappened*

Dude if he does not remember what should I say thou?

I feel like it is so embarrassing to mention someone threw up on me.
Imagine him telling his friends...
Im just gonna say he forced himself on me and that I was not ready and he should leave..

He's the one who should be humiliated.

NOT you. Srsly.

Posted by Montgomery
He's the one who should be humiliated.

NOT you. Srsly.

^

He's the one that threw up you

There are so many weird feelings.
Its like Im mad disgusted and I feel bad for him for being such a failure.
I feel like a thot that got thrown up on, like I'm not worth a sober fuck....

It's really dehumanizing experience.

^
what rules our drunken state?

The moon?

Posted by warmwaters
There are so many weird feelings.
Its like Im mad disgusted and I feel bad for him for being such a failure.
I feel like a thot that got thrown up on, like I'm not worth a sober fuck....

It's really dehumanizing experience.

Naah... he probably drank to get the courage to go see you.

I could see it maybe if you were a loyal (ugh) bootycall,

but you aren't... so, no.

Posted by warmwaters
^
what rules our drunken state?

The moon?

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Good question... and it might.


And maybe the 12th, for some-- 5th for others.

Just a guess, though.

-____- He's like 5 years older than me jeez..
I thought he was so smart and mature and that's what attracted me.
He's no different than some freshman fraternity brother...

I here moon rules our true unconscious state
Maybe 12th for natural substances like bud and shrooms.
5th for alcohol because its associated with merrymaking
6th for man made substances?

Posted by warmwaters
Maybe it's the tequila in my veins rn.
I had a crush on this person for awhile.
and HE came over drunk.
MIND YOUR THEY DROVE HERE.
and WE we got it on and HE threw up on me.
I mean he kinda forced himself which I must admit i DO LIKE so i didnt say no but omg ew

OMG...
i sat in the tub crying for 10 minutes (it was probably the tequila.)
Their sleeping on the couch because Im not that horrible...

FML...

This is the worst experience ever.

You had a crush on this guy, don't really know him and you scewed him?
WHY?

Posted by warmwaters
There are so many weird feelings.
Its like Im mad disgusted and I feel bad for him for being such a failure.
I feel like a thot that got thrown up on, like I'm not worth a sober fuck....

It's really dehumanizing experience.

My point of asking why...

If it makes you feel any better, read Tucker Max's short story on his first experience with anal sex and his gf. It's horrible, hilarious, and he deserved every bit of it.

As for your experience, the fact that that guy drove to see you while drunk should have been the mood killer. At least he didn't drive back home while shit faced. As for puking, that happens in life, and we all get barfed on at some point. My kids have both barfed on me. Can't say I've ever been barfed on during sex, though, or by a partner.

Posted by LetltB

Posted by warmwaters
Maybe it's the tequila in my veins rn.
I had a crush on this person for awhile.
and HE came over drunk.
MIND YOUR THEY DROVE HERE.
and WE we got it on and HE threw up on me.
I mean he kinda forced himself which I must admit i DO LIKE so i didnt say no but omg ew

OMG...
i sat in the tub crying for 10 minutes (it was probably the tequila.)
Their sleeping on the couch because Im not that horrible...

FML...

This is the worst experience ever.

You had a crush on this guy, don't really know him and you scewed him?
WHY?

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LOL I don't think ive ever been asked this question by anyone before...
I am a sexual person so I will partake in sexual intercourse with whoever I desire.\
lol

Posted by MoonArtist


As for your experience, the fact that that guy drove to see you while drunk should have been the mood killer. At least he didn't drive back home while shit faced. As for puking, that happens in life, and we all get barfed on at some point. My kids have both barfed on me. Can't say I've ever been barfed on during sex, though, or by a partner.

have you never had sex with anyone drunk?
it just sorta happens..
I mean I don't need to have candles lit..
Nor does it need to be planned out?
I doubt you had sex in public places huh?

I have never puked after drinking maybe woke up to vomit on my pillow .

Posted by warmwaters

Posted by MoonArtist


As for your experience, the fact that that guy drove to see you while drunk should have been the mood killer. At least he didn't drive back home while shit faced. As for puking, that happens in life, and we all get barfed on at some point. My kids have both barfed on me. Can't say I've ever been barfed on during sex, though, or by a partner.

have you never had sex with anyone drunk?
it just sorta happens..
I mean I don't need to have candles lit..
Nor does it need to be planned out?
I doubt you had sex in public places huh?

I have never puked after drinking maybe woke up to vomit on my pillow .

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Nope, haven't had sex with a drunk person, but have had sex with someone who had been drinking enough that it limited how long they could keep up before conking out and falling asleep. Sort of a kill joy to have your partner not keep up with you. Yes, I've had sex in public places, but was discreet enough that it's not liking we were caught, but could have been. If you're insinuating that I'm a prude because you didn't like the reply, well, you'd be wrong. I've never puked after drinking, either, not even to the point of having vomit on my pillow, but I don't like to be drunk, so I keep the drinking to a responsible level. Besides, alcohol just makes my joints ache, causes acid reflux, and in general doesn't agree with my body, so I'm not a huge fan of drinking often. Just my personal opinion on how it works for me.

No.. I left a note saying you can show yourself out..
Cause this scorpio ive been friendly with took me to build a bear workshop cause i've never been their as a kid and we made each other stuffed animals.
He made my favorite character Toothless. I made him a my little pony.
THANK THE GAWD HE IS NOT A BRONY.
no offensive.
He give his stuffed animal to this kid in the store which was really sweet but I was too selfish lol.

It was just a really good date.. It was not very sexually charged..
I feel a lot less pessimistic about dating you know?

but he took me back to my mommas apartment because I was gonna spend time with her this weekend and he wanted to meet her it was kinda weird..

but So confident.. I like it.
My mom is really uh particular about things and she was not tryna entertain nobody this evening..

I know.
>__