Lmao!!!! I'm an asswhole. (Page 3)

Crash gear/battle gear, it's not the same? LOL

lol I know! thats why I was asking you

Hmmmmm, well. Battle gear for me could be anything. Jeans, shorts, dress. It no matter. Just watch when I get that crafty look in my eyes. LOL

LOL! bring in bull! Ill blow leaves into your lawn! then laugh

Oh yeh!? You know what I'd do with them? Pile them up and jump and roll in them? Leaves are good mulch, I leave them on the lawn all year, shamelessly. Protects the ground from snow. 😄

LOL then you have a dead lawn!

Nahhhh, then you mow it, it sprays desiccated mulch all over. It rains, goes back into feeding the ground. *grabbing shirt and hauling you in* I don't trust perfectly manicured lawns Kyle, I don't. 😛

lol your a bull! thats good grass grow! so everytime you have too go number 2 just go outside !

PLEASE! LOL Only in the forest if no 5 star hotel facility is available ( or skanky gas station toilet that you don't directly sit down on )..and don't grab the poison ivy.

lol oh come on! that would be funny! I did it once on my friends lawn! hahahaha omg that was funny

You did?! LMAO What the hell did you wipe with?

LOL tp! but I throw that in the bush hahahah, the next day he though this dog was sick or somthing.

EWWWWWWW to both of you! ROFLMAO 😛 and AGAIN for emphasis. 😛

^^^^^ LOL

come on ! its not the bad. but then again your not a guy.

Noooo, I'm a woman. I likes soft lighting, classical music piped in, feet squarely on the floor, and a full container of Cottonelle wipes so my bits are April Fresh. 😛

lol i see

ROFLMAO Ah crap, I got paper. 😈

I have also dropped trou in a field after doing the peepee dance for far too long. Hey, girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Buts da rock has da poo on it. *fidgets* 😛

Posted by soap
lol i see

You can sees me on the toilet?!

lol hell no i like too think women dont do that

Kyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

lol what!

Oh just shut up and give me a damned hug. LOL GEESH.

lol! fine hug, there you go!

ROFLOL Well fine! I mean, if you don't WANT TOO and all.

lol she tricky tho ! I know her tricks, Ill come in and give her a hug and then bam!!! crushed too death!

Absolutely not. I take hugs very seriously. 🙂

uhhuh! lol. I remember all the tripping and other stuff ! hahah just kidding im the one who crushes people if they want hugs

YAYYYYYYYYYY! That way you know you're really hugged!

LOL yep! LOved with no air in your lungs

hahahaha^^^^^

PERFECT. I will not break in two, promise. 🙂

K good!

Yes, very good.

LMAO HEY HEY NOW! Woman has to have SOME secrets! 😛

its burned into my head now! I dont think I can.

Scared now? 😄

naa! lol. should i be ?

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe. 😈

lol! really?

Ohhh yeh, really.

damn! lol, I think my hearts beating a lil faster 😛

Really? Joo gots a temperature too? 😛

LOL only when your around.

Oh see now? THAT was good.

LOL oh come on. haha

No, really, it was. 🙂 Skipped one there.

LOL! I didnt want to kill yea.