What are the Normal stages of dating / a relatio

ROMANCE STAGE - HOT sex, dinners, outings, you care how you look EVERY second, and think about what you say, you even do things you don't want to do - for THEM

POWER STRUGGLE STAGE - 3 months, bitching & comments come easier now

STABILITY STAGE - maybe 4 months? a cute couple now, compromisng takes place

COMMITMENT STAGE - plz plz plzzzzzzzzzz tell me this takes MINIMUM half year

TEAM STAGE - you 2 against the world - oh gawd! Really u just never go out anymore, and when you do people just avoid being stuck in conversations lasting longer than 10 minutes.

"TEAM STAGE - you 2 against the world - oh gawd! Really u just never go out anymore, and when you do people just avoid being stuck in conversations lasting longer than 10 minutes."

Depends on the couple,like for instance my own relationship the alone time is special and rare.It's actually kinda an escape for some couples who choose to not go out because that going out scene gets dull and predictable moreso than staying home.The whole "dude I bet I can drink you under the table" "oh sorry I just puked on your table" stuff is about the most moronic and UNstimulating conversations to exist to some people.I guess with my mom being a stripper and bringing the bar home with her when the bar closed when I was younger and then marrying an alcoholic who didn't want to do anything but party made me see what it really was and turned me off of that whole idiotic crap.

rofl,yeah thats normal sag,don't let them tell ya different,those psychos😉

Wow sagi, you insightful bugger! You just described my marriage!

Oh my freak! Have we dated Sag?

-- the irrational anger stage (get angry for no reason and threaten to leave)... i usually do. and then i come back 15 minutes later sad and lonely after sitting outside the door

Lol! That's right! Then come back to share my anger and once it has been successfully transfered I feel much much better 😛

-- the "i own you" stage (for me, this usually encompasses all of the other stages, even with people i've just met) sometimes referred to as the "you don't own me" stage

You're so hilarious! I'm so lucky to own you Sag 😉

Babe is this is what a relationship is to you, I'm IN!!! 😛 (glazed eyes smiling at the heavens) Where's my diamond ring? hehe

thanks hunney, that's how i know you REALLY care. (smooch smooch)