Currently taking applications

For a partner to hold hands and watch documentaries with. Copious amounts of cheese, cheese based products and alcohol included.

Because that's where I'm at in life.

Any takers?

Hahaha 😆 I'd be SO down with that ~*~

Posted by Ellygant
*pouts and throws freshly made locally farmed meat and cheese board she brought home from work in trash*

Baby girl!! This topic is just theoretical!

How on earth would I hold hands with anyone when mine are filled with the love and devotion I have for you!?

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Posted by WarAngel1
I can provide a cover letter and references upon request. 😉

Oh. Oh I see.

So you've done this before.

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Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Ellygant
*pouts and throws freshly made locally farmed meat and cheese board she brought home from work in trash*

Baby girl!! This topic is just theoretical!

How on earth would I hold hands with anyone when mine are filled with the love and devotion I have for you!?

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How you have not charmed a Scorp dude into your practical little Virgo hands is still beyond me sometimes. You need to crack that cancer moon open more around em.

Find rabbits wife's secret dxp account and pm her 4 halps.

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I'm "surly" and "intimidating" they say.

I say "your balls are by the door because I didn't want you dragging them in your ego based wheelbarrow all over my GD emotional carpet."

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Posted by Ellygant

Find rabbits wife's secret dxp account

LOL

For some reason, the possibility of that never occured to me until now.

Such a naive life I lead.

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/sirairsign

Posted by tiziani
@CopperDove likes cheese

I do indeed. My notifications didn't work to alert me about your comment for some reason, but fortunately the word cheese, stated twice in the opening post, made opening this thread impossible for me to resist so here I am. 😄

I have to run it by ellygant first, but I believe i speak for the both of us when i say Crime docs are preferred.

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Posted by Andalusia
I have to run it by ellygant first, but I believe i speak for the both of us when i say Crime docs are preferred.

We're gonna need a bigger bed.

And bubbly wine has been my preference for 2017, but I'm willing to compromise for the sake of nice cheese plate.

Nothing with sutterhome or less allowed. Scorpy bits are a bit snobby.

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BUBBLEY WINE HAD ME AT HELLO!!!

Guuurl.. i get 20% off at the fancy liquor/wine/spirits store in town.. we got some drinking to do.

I have a bf but i'm anyone side bitch where cheese and wine's involved!