
Dazed
@_Dazed
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Posted by MissKrabs
It's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.

Posted by UndinePosted by MissKrabs
It's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?click to expand



Posted by _DazedPosted by UndinePosted by MissKrabs
It's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
When you notice yourself licking your lips at the same time.click to expand

Posted by MissKrabsPosted by UndinePosted by MissKrabs
It's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
When their so start yelling at me for disrespecting their guy.click to expand






Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by Undine
I confess that I had a look at someone's crotch last week, in the most unexpected circumstances.
I went to a plastic surgeon to remove a mole from my back, behind the left shoulder. The mole looked suspicious, with recent changes.
So I placed myself on the bed on my front, facing lefts. The surgeon approached me.... and his crotch was at the same level as my head, only a few centimeters away.
Practically, the only thing I was seeing was his crotch, lol! It took me several seconds to prevent me from laughing loud....practically I was biting my lips, saying to myself...this is serious....it could be skin cancer...you may die.....STOP THE LAUGHING FFS AND RELAX, LOL!!!!!!
Do you get the giggles in such situations often? 'Cause I do. I got paddled for it before in school. lol!click to expand

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquarius
Yeah, and he is NOT allowed to wear sweatpants...
...but, I be looking for that sweatpants bulge tho... ah yeah...
yes lort , damn the outline of that peen. Criesclick to expand



Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Specifically, skirts, not red. And he has to wear long johns under the skirts. And if he ever lets his skirt ride up and show his long johns, he gets the belt when we get home.


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