Earth Sign Humor

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Posted by SirHorns
Difference between Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn Humor?
Deadpan delivery.
Sarcasm.
Snarky commentary.
Dark Humor.

Since you all analyze the tar out of everything, I figured you all would be able to pick up on the differences~

-Pays you all with coupons for cleaning supplies-



*Takes the coupons, and hands it over to my Virgo hubby* 😉

My humor is a mixture of wit, sarcasm, and a little bit of playfulness.
It's not easy being hilarious, slightly condescending and irresistibly charming altogether.

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Posted by SirHorns
Difference between Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn Humor?
Deadpan delivery.
Sarcasm.
Snarky commentary.
Dark Humor.

Since you all analyze the tar out of everything, I figured you all would be able to pick up on the differences~

-Pays you all with coupons for cleaning supplies-



I use all those not really a fan of dark humor. My Scorpio friends love it. Pretty sarcastic I'm so good people can't tell, usually also lacking too much expression a lot but not as much when I get older. A good comdedian doesn't laugh at his own jokes. Snarky too. Virgo's would probably be the Snarkiest. All of them fairly sarcastic. Dark Capricorn and Taurus. Deadpan- Capricorn.
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Virgos are hilarious.

However 2 out of the 3 great comedians are Sags. The one and only George Carlin was a Taurus and he was my favorite comedian of all time.

Scorpio humor is also close. Same with Cancers who have a zany humor and Pisces who have sarcasm narrowed down to an art.

Earth signs + Water signs + Sags ftw.

In my biased opinion though..out of the earth signs it's virgos, out of the water signs it's scorpios if they are the variety that can actually laugh at themselves and not get too serious all the time. Can't call it between cancers and pisces.

I adore humor in general, be it dark/deadpan/just plain silly/etc. Bonus points if it touches on a deep aspect of life..which is why I loved Carlin..everything he said went beyond the joke..to the point where it was sad how true it all was.

I remember a part of his speech on the absence of true democracy:

"The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged"

Made me smile and made me sad at the sad time.
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Cap sun,Virgo moon, Sag Rising, and Mercury. I'm pretty funny st times. Usually entertaining crowds of like 10 people. When things go dead my humor activates immediately to liven people up.



You really think highly of yourself don't you.
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In that category I do and t
it's based off reality. Confidence is a key for success. Realistic confidence.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Out of the WATER Signs SCorpios...LMAO this is the funniest sheet i have ever read in my life. Pisces are WITTY as heck. Nobody is on that caliber and the funniest water sign is CANCER why we dominate in movies and such.


I have never met a funny SCorpio. EVER.



Scorpio's lot's of times crave Sadistic or extremely sarcastic humor where someone else is getting hurt. That's honestly my least favorite type of humor.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Out of the WATER Signs SCorpios...LMAO this is the funniest sheet i have ever read in my life. Pisces are WITTY as heck. Nobody is on that caliber and the funniest water sign is CANCER why we dominate in movies and such.


I have never met a funny SCorpio. EVER.



The Coz is my favorite. He's clean and is hilarious!
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OH, and he's a Cancer.