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Girl friend gave me Hall Pass should I Use It? (Page 2)
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Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
How do you not know your girlfriend who your going to marry motivations for not sleeping with you AND
Not know if shes cheating
AND
HALL PASS SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP and makes you look weak
Simplify
If you cheat you don't love her because you couldn't wait a few weeks or a month e without sex you may be a sex addict.
And your thinking about a crush.. you've been texting gm back essentially ... everyone knows what good morning texts mean ....
It's almost like you had a back up in case which then would show that you indeed were not sure about marrying here because you still had your options open
We all have options and options I never used
Sorry ..not me!! No leading ppl on .... bad karma
If I'm entertaining options weve broken up by then .same with him.
... and you .....options when with someone that long and basically father to her child ??
And plan to marry.
It sounds fishy ... you a picses ?
Reads like a very superficial relationship ... maybe you guys will have an open marriage ., that's always an a option 😁😁🐩
I’m Virgo
And just because you don’t use it entertain your options you still have options so please don’t humor me
Not
In
A
Serious
Almost
Marriage
Relationship
That would be so unloyall !!!click to expand
What ever you have to be joking me. Seeking and liking attention from some outside your relationship is unloyall too, so remember that next time you start a conversation with some one you in find attractive. Keep throwing stones but keep forgetting you live in a glass house too.
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
How do you not know your girlfriend who your going to marry motivations for not sleeping with you AND
Not know if shes cheating
AND
HALL PASS SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP and makes you look weak
Simplify
If you cheat you don't love her because you couldn't wait a few weeks or a month e without sex you may be a sex addict.
And your thinking about a crush.. you've been texting gm back essentially ... everyone knows what good morning texts mean ....
It's almost like you had a back up in case which then would show that you indeed were not sure about marrying here because you still had your options open
We all have options and options I never used
Sorry ..not me!! No leading ppl on .... bad karma
If I'm entertaining options weve broken up by then .same with him.
... and you .....options when with someone that long and basically father to her child ??
And plan to marry.
It sounds fishy ... you a picses ?
Reads like a very superficial relationship ... maybe you guys will have an open marriage ., that's always an a option 😁😁🐩
I’m Virgo
And just because you don’t use it entertain your options you still have options so please don’t humor me
What sign is she?
Cap sun cap moon Venus mars Pisces
Oh, she might be too boring to cheat 😄
I thought you guys got through a lot in therapy. Why wasn't the elephant in the room discussed? How long has the relationship been? Forgive me for not remembering.click to expand
2 years and everything was discussed some too personal to say from her part.
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....click to expand
Then she would have been dreaming about my friend?
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
How do you not know your girlfriend who your going to marry motivations for not sleeping with you AND
Not know if shes cheating
AND
HALL PASS SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP and makes you look weak
Simplify
If you cheat you don't love her because you couldn't wait a few weeks or a month e without sex you may be a sex addict.
And your thinking about a crush.. you've been texting gm back essentially ... everyone knows what good morning texts mean ....
It's almost like you had a back up in case which then would show that you indeed were not sure about marrying here because you still had your options open
We all have options and options I never used
Sorry ..not me!! No leading ppl on .... bad karma
If I'm entertaining options weve broken up by then .same with him.
... and you .....options when with someone that long and basically father to her child ??
And plan to marry.
It sounds fishy ... you a picses ?
Reads like a very superficial relationship ... maybe you guys will have an open marriage ., that's always an a option 😁😁🐩
I’m Virgo
And just because you don’t use it entertain your options you still have options so please don’t humor me
What sign is she?
Cap sun cap moon Venus mars Pisces
Oh, she might be too boring to cheat 😄
I thought you guys got through a lot in therapy. Why wasn't the elephant in the room discussed? How long has the relationship been? Forgive me for not remembering.
2 years and everything was discussed some too personal to say from her part.click to expand
k, no worries. You should figure out if this is the type of relationship you want.
Are you gonna test the waters and go out with someone else to satisfy your sexual needs? Have you talked with her over concerns of you possibly falling for someone else once intimacy is had with the other person? Of course, it may not happen, but it's always a possibility. Why is she willing to lose you if this is a possible scenario? Especially since sex and intimacy is important to you?
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....click to expand
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
Then she would have been dreaming about my friend?
Ohhhh shoot it was your friend huh ? !
Dang this is a tough one..... yea maybe that was a sign for you 👀click to expand
aaaah it wasn’t sexual no sex just touching and grouping which disgusts me to think about again and say
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
How do you not know your girlfriend who your going to marry motivations for not sleeping with you AND
Not know if shes cheating
AND
HALL PASS SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP and makes you look weak
Simplify
If you cheat you don't love her because you couldn't wait a few weeks or a month e without sex you may be a sex addict.
And your thinking about a crush.. you've been texting gm back essentially ... everyone knows what good morning texts mean ....
It's almost like you had a back up in case which then would show that you indeed were not sure about marrying here because you still had your options open
We all have options and options I never used
Sorry ..not me!! No leading ppl on .... bad karma
If I'm entertaining options weve broken up by then .same with him.
... and you .....options when with someone that long and basically father to her child ??
And plan to marry.
It sounds fishy ... you a picses ?
Reads like a very superficial relationship ... maybe you guys will have an open marriage ., that's always an a option 😁😁🐩
I’m Virgo
And just because you don’t use it entertain your options you still have options so please don’t humor me
Not
In
A
Serious
Almost
Marriage
Relationship
That would be so unloyall !!!
What ever you have to be joking me. Seeking and liking attention from some outside your relationship is unloyall too, so remember that next time you start a conversation with some one you in find attractive. Keep throwing stones but keep forgetting you live in a glass house too.
I'm single !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😁😁😁😁😁
Also I don't in a relationship ... I keep my eyes low and don't make eye contact and stay away from all men I find attractive hahahahah
It's just easier that way..click to expand
Lucky you
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
https://media.giphy.com/media/d4bkWHeB6Eny14nC/giphy.gif
I hate you smh
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
Then she would have been dreaming about my friend?
Ohhhh shoot it was your friend huh ? !
Dang this is a tough one..... yea maybe that was a sign for you 👀
aaaah it wasn’t sexual no sex just touching and grouping which disgusts me to think about again and say
What kind of sex do you normally have with your girl before the doors closed ?click to expand
Dick in Dick out
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
I hate you smhclick to expand
Well at least you have a sense of humor about it 😄
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by saggurl88Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
Hahahah😁😁😁
guuurl !!!!!
I'm starting to rethink what it means to be the big spoon ...
Mind fuck indeedclick to expand
LMAO I love spooning guys 😄
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
I hate you smh
Well at least you have a sense of humor about it 😄
https://media.giphy.com/media/KEoMpqAyKAjOo/giphy.gif
aaaaahhhh this is giving me PTSD
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
Then she would have been dreaming about my friend?
Ohhhh shoot it was your friend huh ? !
Dang this is a tough one..... yea maybe that was a sign for you 👀
aaaah it wasn’t sexual no sex just touching and grouping which disgusts me to think about again and say
What kind of sex do you normally have with your girl before the doors closed ?
Dick in Dick out
From the back ?
Both holes ?
What kind of body does she have ? Is her hair long or short ?
Would you say she's ver Fem or masculine ?
Don't get offended I'm trying to help !!click to expand
She’s very feminine shoulder length hair, and never done anal with her or any other girlfriend. Answer all personal questions
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
He had it while she was spooning him 😄
I hate you smh
Well at least you have a sense of humor about it 😄
aaaaahhhh this is giving me PTSDclick to expand
Nothing happened! Relax! It's not ike you've talk to her about being pegged or anything!
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Sassysailorscout
You keep entertaining this dream to the point where you told her.... u necessarily causing friction and drama.
Sooooo that means the fantasy or dream is important to you ....
If it was just a random weird dream you would have forgotten about it ....
Therefore, you subconsciously wish to explore this side of your sexuality !
I've had gurls kiss me before it's really not a big deal. I felt nothing. Not one drop 👀 it wasrtge sahara down there hahaha😉
Yeahhhh it don’t work like that for guys.
One gay dream and it’s a mind Fuck
Whyyyyyy?!?! It's a freaking dream !!! 😆 😆
Don't you think dwelling on it is giving it more power ?
Where you in bed with your girl when you had it ? It could have been her dream blending into yours ....
Then she would have been dreaming about my friend?
Ohhhh shoot it was your friend huh ? !
Dang this is a tough one..... yea maybe that was a sign for you 👀
aaaah it wasn’t sexual no sex just touching and grouping which disgusts me to think about again and say
What kind of sex do you normally have with your girl before the doors closed ?
Dick in Dick out
From the back ?
Both holes ?
What kind of body does she have ? Is her hair long or short ?
Would you say she's ver Fem or masculine ?
Don't get offended I'm trying to help !!click to expand
Your gf seems to be taking a lot of risks with your relationship. Cheat but never let her know and don't catch feelings? There's no guarantee of either. idk, doesn't sound like there's much value placed on what you share now.
Unrelated... this guy I dated told me a story about his ex wife. She had 2 kids from a previous relationship and a son together. She decided 3 kids were enough so he got a vasectomy.
They had been living together for about 5 years when she wanted to get married and proposed to him. 6 months after the wedding, he finds out she's been having a longterm affair and is now pregnant. She left and divorced him to married the other guy.
Your stories share the same genre
Unrelated... this guy I dated told me a story about his ex wife. She had 2 kids from a previous relationship and a son together. She decided 3 kids were enough so he got a vasectomy.
They had been living together for about 5 years when she wanted to get married and proposed to him. 6 months after the wedding, he finds out she's been having a longterm affair and is now pregnant. She left and divorced him to married the other guy.
Your stories share the same genre
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LadyNeptune
So are you going to marry this girl or not?
Cause if not you should balls up and tell her the truth.
I’m giving in I’m going to marry her because I’m feeling the urge to cheat which I never had before, she’s smoking hot plus the sex WAS GREAT. She’s full package, I want propose in few weeks.click to expand
Getting married for all the wrong reasons I see.
Make sure to really commit and skip the pre-nup. May as well learn your lesson in the most painful way possible.
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by SuperSize9Posted by LadyNeptune
So are you going to marry this girl or not?
Cause if not you should balls up and tell her the truth.
I’m giving in I’m going to marry her because I’m feeling the urge to cheat which I never had before, she’s smoking hot plus the sex WAS GREAT. She’s full package, I want propose in few weeks.
Getting married for all the wrong reasons I see.
Make sure to really commit and skip the pre-nup. May as well learn your lesson in the most painful way possible.click to expand
And I quote
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by shellshocker
Your gf seems to be taking a lot of risks with your relationship. Cheat but never let her know and don't catch feelings? There's no guarantee of either. idk, doesn't sound like there's much value placed on what you share now.
Unrelated... this guy I dated told me a story about his ex wife. She had 2 kids from a previous relationship and a son together. She decided 3 kids were enough so he got a vasectomy.
They had been living together for about 5 years when she wanted to get married and proposed to him. 6 months after the wedding, he finds out she's been having a longterm affair and is now pregnant. She left and divorced him to married the other guy.
Your stories share the same genre
WOW LOLclick to expand
I second that WOW
That’s Awful
i would block a mfer if they sent me a eggplant emoji, are you 12??
I don’t think the hall pass is going to solve your self esteem issues or your inability to see your partners worth as more than just a physical being you believe you're attracted to.
Your situation legitimately is lacking any humanity or deeper analysis beyond physical immediate pleasures, which lead me to think you’re either young and immature or you’re older and possibly dealing with a lack of identity. There’s nothing mentally tangible about your inner thoughts, emotions, inner conflict etc past a base level of understanding which is basically.....you painting a picture that you’re wanted, desired, have an amazing good looking partner who wants to be with you, who’s also now offering you a hall pass because you have bisexual tendencies and also fancy other people.
There should be more to a relationship than just basic explanations of this conflict.
That hall pass....should be your go past go pass....no return. If this situation is even real.
Your situation legitimately is lacking any humanity or deeper analysis beyond physical immediate pleasures, which lead me to think you’re either young and immature or you’re older and possibly dealing with a lack of identity. There’s nothing mentally tangible about your inner thoughts, emotions, inner conflict etc past a base level of understanding which is basically.....you painting a picture that you’re wanted, desired, have an amazing good looking partner who wants to be with you, who’s also now offering you a hall pass because you have bisexual tendencies and also fancy other people.
There should be more to a relationship than just basic explanations of this conflict.
That hall pass....should be your go past go pass....no return. If this situation is even real.
Not with the old crush. That’s a good way to tempt yourself to do exactly what she doesn’t want to happen, you get attached to someone else. I’m inclined to say if that’s how she wants it right now so you can both have your needs met, then go ahead. It would probably be wise to set up boundaries for yourself ie. only using prostitutes or women you don’t know once, keeping it to once a month or whatever will satisfy you without making it your main focus all the time, etc. Maybe talk about these boundaries before you get into it so she might feel a bit more relaxed about it, and/or you can feel her out to see if this is really what she wants. Set yourself up for success rather than failure, because hopefully this is just a phase. As she said, once y’all get married it ends. She’s basically waiting for you to put a ring on it, but she’s not trying to stand in the way of your happiness and fulfillment. So if you do decide to do it, take it slow and really search your feelings. Don’t do anything you really don’t want to do, but also fulfill your needs so you don’t have resentment lingering around—if you see a future with her, just marry her already and start fucking her again lol. This is very interesting to me so keep us posted if you feel inclined. Good for you going to counseling with her and being completely honest—honesty is your friend.
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Logger
I'm curious what she said when/if you asked her WHY she let you have sex with her at the beginning, if she's so virtuous?
I mean, to not even give you a HJ or BJ - I could never do it!
I dont know, I just remember a conversation when She asked me a few months ago where do I see us 5 years in the future I said still together still doing same thing we are doing now, she laughed and said so no kids no wedding I just shrugged and said maybe if I’m ready for all that.click to expand
What did I tell you...it's written exactly right here. Yeah, she is using the sex as manipulation again it's not cool but she basically said it all there...she wants a future with you and shes tired of things being at a stand still...like it's not going anywhere so she probably has one foot out the door and this was the last ditch effort...not the best way to go about it but it is what it is. And yes, it's a fucking trap...keep your dick in your pants.
Bi-sexual
He buys, you get sexual 😏
He buys, you get sexual 😏
Posted by AntiphatesPosted by SassysailorscoutPosted by AntiphatesPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Antiphates
If you feel like it, sure.
I think she thinks I’m Gay, she keeps asking about my dream.
If you are still unsure about it you can always make a sextape with the women you celebrate the hall pass with as proof of your sexual orientation.
Make sure the mixtape is good !!!
Hit it doggy style pull her hair and make her scream your name !
That would be too boring for my personal taste. Turning it into some from of art project would be more fun.click to expand
That would make for some interesting art. Hang it above your bed.
Posted by AntiphatesPosted by saggurl88Posted by AntiphatesPosted by SassysailorscoutPosted by AntiphatesPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Antiphates
If you feel like it, sure.
I think she thinks I’m Gay, she keeps asking about my dream.
If you are still unsure about it you can always make a sextape with the women you celebrate the hall pass with as proof of your sexual orientation.
Make sure the mixtape is good !!!
Hit it doggy style pull her hair and make her scream your name !
That would be too boring for my personal taste. Turning it into some from of art project would be more fun.
That would make for some interesting art. Hang it above your bed.
Old news.click to expand
Lol
Posted by PhantumPosted by GODZ
Probably the best thread of 2020 for now
Too obvious. We caught him on the first one.click to expand
Caught who? And What does that supposed to mean?
Posted by TopSecret
Hey, so I need your advice so listen up here is my story okay here it goes so I was out last night on a date and this hot girl walked up and I thought she was pretty but I was on a date so I didn't ask for the other girl's phone number because you know that would be rude and all so the next weekend I went back to the same restaurant alone hoping to see her but she wasn't there but the same waitress from the previous weekend was there so I talked to her for about fifteen minutes trying to figure out the other girl's name and phone number so I could call her or something and see what she is doing next month because I have concert tickets and want to see if she will go to the concert with me and have a good time and maybe we can go have a drink after the concert is over and chill since I like to chill out with a girl I like you know so anyway the waitress didn't know the girl's name so I asked for the manager because I thought he might know who she was you know and so when he came out of the busy kitchen to talk to me he said he didn't know what I was talking about so I was like okay do you have a surveillance camera that takes pictures of people who walk in here and he said yes they do and then I asked if he had video of the girl walking into the restaurant and perhaps even her license tag of her car and maybe he could give that information to me and I could find out where her car is registered to and maybe visit her at her house you know and then the manager looked at me like I was crazy which I am not by the way and then he said that I should consider getting something to eat or drink at the restaurant since they have a no loitering policy and I was not really super hungry or thirsty at the time so I told him no thank you and maybe I would come back next week to see if that girl was there you know and so then he said sure pal whatever which I thought was rude and I told him that and he said listen pal if you don't order some food or a drink then you should probably get going and then a cop suddenly walked into the restaurant and he looked at the cop and I was like okay mister I think I will get going and I haven't been back since so what should I do about getting that girl to talk to me and give me her phone number what do you think okay thank you.
Stalker
Posted by TopSecret
Hey, so I need your advice so listen up here is my story okay here it goes so I was out last night on a date and this hot girl walked up and I thought she was pretty but I was on a date so I didn't ask for the other girl's phone number because you know that would be rude and all so the next weekend I went back to the same restaurant alone hoping to see her but she wasn't there but the same waitress from the previous weekend was there so I talked to her for about fifteen minutes trying to figure out the other girl's name and phone number so I could call her or something and see what she is doing next month because I have concert tickets and want to see if she will go to the concert with me and have a good time and maybe we can go have a drink after the concert is over and chill since I like to chill out with a girl I like you know so anyway the waitress didn't know the girl's name so I asked for the manager because I thought he might know who she was you know and so when he came out of the busy kitchen to talk to me he said he didn't know what I was talking about so I was like okay do you have a surveillance camera that takes pictures of people who walk in here and he said yes they do and then I asked if he had video of the girl walking into the restaurant and perhaps even her license tag of her car and maybe he could give that information to me and I could find out where her car is registered to and maybe visit her at her house you know and then the manager looked at me like I was crazy which I am not by the way and then he said that I should consider getting something to eat or drink at the restaurant since they have a no loitering policy and I was not really super hungry or thirsty at the time so I told him no thank you and maybe I would come back next week to see if that girl was there you know and so then he said sure pal whatever which I thought was rude and I told him that and he said listen pal if you don't order some food or a drink then you should probably get going and then a cop suddenly walked into the restaurant and he looked at the cop and I was like okay mister I think I will get going and I haven't been back since so what should I do about getting that girl to talk to me and give me her phone number what do you think okay thank you.
Total bull-sheet.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bi-sexual
He buys, you get sexual 😏
Tantalizing hmmmm, I’m not buying tho can’t name flip something and change up the vocab lol
Bi - Noun
Buy - verb
LadyNeptune - confusing
Posted by LoggerPosted by TopSecret
Hey, so I need your advice so listen up here is my story okay here it goes so I was out last night on a date and this hot girl walked up and I thought she was pretty but I was on a date so I didn't ask for the other girl's phone number because you know that would be rude and all so the next weekend I went back to the same restaurant alone hoping to see her but she wasn't there but the same waitress from the previous weekend was there so I talked to her for about fifteen minutes trying to figure out the other girl's name and phone number so I could call her or something and see what she is doing next month because I have concert tickets and want to see if she will go to the concert with me and have a good time and maybe we can go have a drink after the concert is over and chill since I like to chill out with a girl I like you know so anyway the waitress didn't know the girl's name so I asked for the manager because I thought he might know who she was you know and so when he came out of the busy kitchen to talk to me he said he didn't know what I was talking about so I was like okay do you have a surveillance camera that takes pictures of people who walk in here and he said yes they do and then I asked if he had video of the girl walking into the restaurant and perhaps even her license tag of her car and maybe he could give that information to me and I could find out where her car is registered to and maybe visit her at her house you know and then the manager looked at me like I was crazy which I am not by the way and then he said that I should consider getting something to eat or drink at the restaurant since they have a no loitering policy and I was not really super hungry or thirsty at the time so I told him no thank you and maybe I would come back next week to see if that girl was there you know and so then he said sure pal whatever which I thought was rude and I told him that and he said listen pal if you don't order some food or a drink then you should probably get going and then a cop suddenly walked into the restaurant and he looked at the cop and I was like okay mister I think I will get going and I haven't been back since so what should I do about getting that girl to talk to me and give me her phone number what do you think okay thank you.
Total bull-sheet.click to expand
Logger just dropped a log smh still a stalker
Posted by TopSecret
Hey, so I need your advice so listen up here is my story okay here it goes so I was out last night on a date and this hot girl walked up and I thought she was pretty but I was on a date so I didn't ask for the other girl's phone number because you know that would be rude and all so the next weekend I went back to the same restaurant alone hoping to see her but she wasn't there but the same waitress from the previous weekend was there so I talked to her for about fifteen minutes trying to figure out the other girl's name and phone number so I could call her or something and see what she is doing next month because I have concert tickets and want to see if she will go to the concert with me and have a good time and maybe we can go have a drink after the concert is over and chill since I like to chill out with a girl I like you know so anyway the waitress didn't know the girl's name so I asked for the manager because I thought he might know who she was you know and so when he came out of the busy kitchen to talk to me he said he didn't know what I was talking about so I was like okay do you have a surveillance camera that takes pictures of people who walk in here and he said yes they do and then I asked if he had video of the girl walking into the restaurant and perhaps even her license tag of her car and maybe he could give that information to me and I could find out where her car is registered to and maybe visit her at her house you know and then the manager looked at me like I was crazy which I am not by the way and then he said that I should consider getting something to eat or drink at the restaurant since they have a no loitering policy and I was not really super hungry or thirsty at the time so I told him no thank you and maybe I would come back next week to see if that girl was there you know and so then he said sure pal whatever which I thought was rude and I told him that and he said listen pal if you don't order some food or a drink then you should probably get going and then a cop suddenly walked into the restaurant and he looked at the cop and I was like okay mister I think I will get going and I haven't been back since so what should I do about getting that girl to talk to me and give me her phone number what do you think okay thank you.
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LadyNeptune
Bi-sexual
He buys, you get sexual 😏
Tantalizing hmmmm, I’m not buying tho can’t name flip something and change up the vocab lol
Bi - Noun
Buy - verb
LadyNeptune - confusingclick to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LadyNeptune
Bi-sexual
He buys, you get sexual 😏
Tantalizing hmmmm, I’m not buying tho can’t name flip something and change up the vocab lol
Bi - Noun
Buy - verb
LadyNeptune - confusing
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Skippidy pats
nah
You sure you're not a tosser, eh? These elaborate stories are becoming quite tacky dear.
Posted by Onigen
You sure you're not a tosser, eh? These elaborate stories are becoming quite tacky dear.
It’s gets to the point where you stop trying to explain, the facts are there. I’m sorry I’m not a prone.
I hate people who call each other baby
Baby's dont have sex assholes
Baby's dont have sex assholes
Posted by 777
I hate people who call each other baby
Baby's dont have sex assholes
You must be single Lucky 7
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
You sure you're not a tosser, eh? These elaborate stories are becoming quite tacky dear.
It’s gets to the point where you stop trying to explain, the facts are there. I’m sorry I’m not a prone.click to expand
That's the thing. We don't know its facts and every additive sounds even more exaggerated. All of it sounds like a brag and has to do with sex in some way. Learn to write more believable stories. No dude is this pathetic.... Well....at least no dude should be.
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