How to annoy/irritate that no Virgo can withstand?

I basically have enough of this Virgo woman and want to rid her altogether. I avoid her as much as I can; but she is always up on my face agressively and methodically trying to befriend me, but maintaining to backstab me at the same time. I'm in the brink of insanity. For some long reasons, I cannot just tell her upfront that I detest her. Instead, what are some things I can do (big or small) that will irritate/annoy her that can make her finally leaving me alone?

Notes: I'm a Capricorn sun, so irritating them by making a mess or be chaotic isn't something I can easily do😁😁

be more gemini. I know a lot of virgoes just shy away from me for some reason, and I kinda try to befriend them.

but, that gemini rising/mars aint joking around, or maybe is cuz they joke around too much? 😆

Take her batteries out and leave her out in the rain.

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Dis gon’ be gud. Are you a man or a woman?

Woman😆

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Stop washing your pits, scooter stick and bunghole. Don’t buy her anything anymore. Wreck her car. Tell her how cakey her makeup looks and say you only date women who wear toe rings

LMAO @ toe rings!!! 😂💀

You're a Cap? This should be easy for you 🤣. I live with a Virgo. Here's a few ideas.. (1) Leave a butter knife with peanut butter on it stuck to the counter (2) Fill up one side of the ice trays. (3) Move their stuff around like constantly rearrange all the pillows on the sofa (4) When they're being neurotic and have to talk, just look at them like you've just seen Bigfoot and don't say anything (5) Keep interrupting them so they start sputtering because they can't get a thought out.

Posted by PinsNNeedles

Wwuuut you're a Cap. You're suppose to be upfront, you poosy. Just tell her to "fuck off, I don't like you". 😆

Bring restraining orders into the convo. Unless you care enough to keep her around and use annoyance as the guise. 🙂

Fuck keeping around people you don't like. Just be done with it.

Who are you?

Posted by virgoop

accidentally leave your underwear around with some poop skidmark on it. she'd totally run.

I could smell it.

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Posted by AneemA11

Posted by virgoop

accidentally leave your underwear around with some poop skidmark on it. she'd totally run.

I could smell it.

*barfs

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Rude. You

Posted by Dreamyboy

Wear camo cargo shorts with different branded ankle socks so the ankle height don’t match.

Mix autumn tones with summer tones for an outfit

Ask to borrow money from her

Wear a fedora

When out to eat, eat some spicy food that you can not handle so that you profusely sweat, but power through it so you sweat constantly. Then complain a lot about how much you regret it

Show her that chivalry is dead

Be mean to the bum outside

Be mean to animals you encounter

God there is just so many ways to piss off a Virgo. I’ve had relationships with two of them and I can push the shit out of their buttons whenever they give me shit tests

🤢🤢 this made me wanna grab my purse

Posted by virgoop

accidentally leave your underwear around with some poop skidmark on it. she'd totally run.

Posted by Dreamyboy

Wear camo

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I thought these two were related in a problem-solution kinda way. Fairly disappointed.

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Posted by Sunsetvirgo

Posted by Dreamyboy

Wear camo cargo shorts with different branded ankle socks so the ankle height don’t match.

Mix autumn tones with summer tones for an outfit

Ask to borrow money from her

Wear a fedora

When out to eat, eat some spicy food that you can not handle so that you profusely sweat, but power through it so you sweat constantly. Then complain a lot about how much you regret it

Show her that chivalry is dead

Be mean to the bum outside

Be mean to animals you encounter

God there is just so many ways to piss off a Virgo. I’ve had relationships with two of them and I can push the shit out of their buttons whenever they give me shit tests

🤢🤢 this made me wanna grab my purse

😂😂

I’ve spent years perfecting this technique to annoy my ex when she annoyed me first💁🏻‍♂️

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I think u have officially perfected it...so many things in this list made me slightly annoyed just reading it😳😬🙄

Being rude to bums and puppies 😱😱😠😠😠

One of my friends at work wears all black with a brown belt. I seethe daily......

"(JUSTCHANGEITGODFUCK!!!) Hey man. Oh not much how are you."

UPDATE

So here's a few things I tried based on a few recommendations here and I've customized it to fit my situation:

At my home:

- She wanted to showed up at my door unannounced to stayed over (she always made-up an urgency), but someone from work snitched her, so I left my home and leave a key with the maid and not come home at all in the duration she stayed over.

- She rearrange my sofa and coffee table position (she does this at people's home), I stayed cool and get someone else to rearrange it back right after, while that person also saying that the original position was actually better. She went nuts and argued to no avail.

- She took my Siamese chicken to get butchered and excused that it was about to die anyways, so I told her I was actually babysitting it for a friend, and that it was a rare breed. She manipulatively cry but I made her pay much more than it actually valued.

At her home:

- I washed her dirty dishes with no dish-soap. She ended up rewashing everything LOL while loudly complaining that she always use extra dish-soap on everything.

- I invaded her bedroom (in return of her always invading my bedroom), and rearrange her makeup table and hid her hair-comb (she likes to comb her hair). When asked, I said in front of everyone that I can't help myself because it was too messy. She asked where the comb was, and I told her I haven't seen it. She found it under piles of dust and loudly complaining that how could I have not seen it LOL

At work:

- I pretend to have difficulties at work, and when she offers solutions, I constantly interrupted and told her none of it is actually helpful to me. She looks annoyed and left my cube.

- She scheduled the time and place for a work gathering without discussing it with anyone first (as usual), but I remade the plan and notified everyone involved in it without letting her know. She ended up going to the wrong place and went nuts because she lost control of things.

- I'm maintaining to always answer "I don't know" when she asks me questions. It seems to annoyed her.

Also to answer some of the questions here:

I'm a woman and we are extended family (this makes it a bit complicated) who works in the same company (different field though so I don't actually have to cooperate with her).

You're my god damn spirit animal with that shit you pulled. lol

On a side note, WHO THE FUCK GOES INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE AND REARRANGES THEIR FURNITURE?

Just ask her. Virgos love to talk about what bothers them. i know because i had a virgo mother and my ex was a virgo. but i would try and find out her moon sign and rising sign. that would be more helpful

Why am I suddenly feeling highly irritated after reading this.

Better be careful she doesn’t pick up on wat ur doing 🔪

Posted by Nightcap-

You're a Cap? This should be easy for you 🤣. I live with a Virgo. Here's a few ideas.. (1) Leave a butter knife with peanut butter on it stuck to the counter (2) Fill up one side of the ice trays. (3) Move their stuff around like constantly rearrange all the pillows on the sofa (4) When they're being neurotic and have to talk, just look at them like you've just seen Bigfoot and don't say anything (5) Keep interrupting them so they start sputtering because they can't get a thought out.

I blew coffee out my nose at this one

Posted by crazysioux

My supervisor at work is a Virgo and over the Christmas shopping season, I witnessed her set and spring her own traps, and it'll all started over two assistant managers (i.e. people that outrank the Virgo supervisor) giving me (and subsequently everyone on our team) permission to take her walkie radio out of the lockup on her days off. Her walkie isn't her personal property; it's company property. Nonetheless, my Supervisor eventually started to retaliate against me (and only me) taking her walkie by either putting it in her locker or giving it to another person on the team to put in their locker. These people -- by some magical happy accident -- just so happen to be the SAME. PEOPLE. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME ... and they all have one thing in common: gender. The Supervisor was also placing the same people in the same tasks every single day with no rotation whatsoever. These same people would also routinely stand around and work their mouths off instead of the asses off ...

The so called "Ethics" of the company are no bullying, no false accusations, no making people feel left out, no favoritism, no cronyism, no retaliation, no discrimination of any sort or kind ... and I turned each and every single one of them in to an Assistant Manager that's a Scorpio saying that I intended to bring an Ethics complaint against all of them with our Store Manager to check the security cameras and the paper trail my Virgo Supervisor kept leaving behind. She told me she would talk to our Store Manager before she left for vacation ... and lied. Instead, she told another Assistant Manager of my intentions who then ratted me out to my Virgo Supervisor - a direct violation of the company's "Open Door" policy which forbids it being used as in intel gathering service to shield and protect people who have engaged in unethical ways.

Next time I came into work, it was the Supervisor's day off, the paper trail was gone, the walkie was not in the lockup box, and she had left a big note on the board that included, "You don't need the walkie. Nobody is in charge," and yada yada yada. I took a picture of it, went to the one assistant manager that I didn't want knowing about the situation to explain it all, and she did the very predictable thing: "The walkie has become a source of conflict among the team so we choose to eliminate it," and my response made her face drain of all color: "Objects don't cause conflicts among people. People cause conflicts among people by treating them as objects, especially among people in power who should never actually be in power and yet just got exposed for demanding more out of others than they do of their sorry wretched selves. Blaming all of this shit on a walkie is like blaming those six security cameras up there for a Productivity/Time-Theft write up, and blaming the deep fryer in the Deli for putting me in ICU for 3 days for kidney failure. Deep fryers and walkie radios don't make the work schedules, don't cut labor, don't put people in these conflicting scenarios. In other words, nobody is sorry about the mountains of unethical shit they engaged in -- they're sorry they got caught! I'll be making that clear with Max when he comes in at 8am!" and stormed off ...

How do you piss off a Virgo?!?

Simple: Nothing pisses off a Virgo more than discovering their control over people, events, and outcomes were just an illusion. They WILL resent both the messenger and the underlying message with equal portions of white hot rage and fury that they'll avoid you in order avoid going to prison for homicide, matricide, genocide, fratricide ... all "cides" are on the table!! 😆

How do you gain a Virgo's trust?!?

Two ways. The first way: tell them straight to their faces, "You demand more from others than you do yourself. You demand total 100% communication, trust, and total loyalty only to give provisional trust and loyalty in return and hardly any communication whatsoever. But relationships require both trust and communication, and if you're gonna be fucking lax about trusting others, you have NO ROOM to bitch about being left in the dark. When you kill the trust, they will kill the communication. And I guarangoddamnedtee that you WILL trust me before I'll ever trust your fucking ass again!"

Second way: abandon them. Virgos only trust people as a last resort. Nothing rattles them than the abandonment of the only person they can trust. They'll think they helped vacillate their abandonment through self-sabotage, they'll be 98% right on that conclusion. Just don't manipulate it out of them. Put one sincere foot in front of the other.

that's beautiful - I want to cry

my DIL is Virgo and a huge pain but I can't because of my son and access to my grandkids - she would do some nasty shit and then try to say she's sorry but I'm not having it anymore - I just fucking ignore her and could care less what she does or says as long as I get to see the boys

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Posted by SaturnxNoir

UPDATE

So here's a few things I tried based on a few recommendations here and I've customized it to fit my situation:

At my home:

- She wanted to showed up at my door unannounced to stayed over (she always made-up an urgency), but someone from work snitched her, so I left my home and leave a key with the maid and not come home at all in the duration she stayed over.

- She rearrange my sofa and coffee table position (she does this at people's home), I stayed cool and get someone else to rearrange it back right after, while that person also saying that the original position was actually better. She went nuts and argued to no avail.

- She took my Siamese chicken to get butchered and excused that it was about to die anyways, so I told her I was actually babysitting it for a friend, and that it was a rare breed. She manipulatively cry but I made her pay much more than it actually valued.

At her home:

- I washed her dirty dishes with no dish-soap. She ended up rewashing everything LOL while loudly complaining that she always use extra dish-soap on everything.

- I invaded her bedroom (in return of her always invading my bedroom), and rearrange her makeup table and hid her hair-comb (she likes to comb her hair). When asked, I said in front of everyone that I can't help myself because it was too messy. She asked where the comb was, and I told her I haven't seen it. She found it under piles of dust and loudly complaining that how could I have not seen it LOL

At work:

- I pretend to have difficulties at work, and when she offers solutions, I constantly interrupted and told her none of it is actually helpful to me. She looks annoyed and left my cube.

- She scheduled the time and place for a work gathering without discussing it with anyone first (as usual), but I remade the plan and notified everyone involved in it without letting her know. She ended up going to the wrong place and went nuts because she lost control of things.

- I'm maintaining to always answer "I don't know" when she asks me questions. It seems to annoyed her.

Also to answer some of the questions here:

I'm a woman and we are extended family (this makes it a bit complicated) who works in the same company (different field though so I don't actually have to cooperate with her).

some funny some cruel

not sure how to feel about it

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cruel ? really ? so it's ok for people to treat someone else like shit with their insane behavior and for that person to just take it ? that's a big no in my book

Posted by maiden

Posted by tctaap

Posted by maiden

Posted by SaturnxNoir

UPDATE

So here's a few things I tried based on a few recommendations here and I've customized it to fit my situation:

At my home:

- She wanted to showed up at my door unannounced to stayed over (she always made-up an urgency), but someone from work snitched her, so I left my home and leave a key with the maid and not come home at all in the duration she stayed over.

- She rearrange my sofa and coffee table position (she does this at people's home), I stayed cool and get someone else to rearrange it back right after, while that person also saying that the original position was actually better. She went nuts and argued to no avail.

- She took my Siamese chicken to get butchered and excused that it was about to die anyways, so I told her I was actually babysitting it for a friend, and that it was a rare breed. She manipulatively cry but I made her pay much more than it actually valued.

At her home:

- I washed her dirty dishes with no dish-soap. She ended up rewashing everything LOL while loudly complaining that she always use extra dish-soap on everything.

- I invaded her bedroom (in return of her always invading my bedroom), and rearrange her makeup table and hid her hair-comb (she likes to comb her hair). When asked, I said in front of everyone that I can't help myself because it was too messy. She asked where the comb was, and I told her I haven't seen it. She found it under piles of dust and loudly complaining that how could I have not seen it LOL

At work:

- I pretend to have difficulties at work, and when she offers solutions, I constantly interrupted and told her none of it is actually helpful to me. She looks annoyed and left my cube.

- She scheduled the time and place for a work gathering without discussing it with anyone first (as usual), but I remade the plan and notified everyone involved in it without letting her know. She ended up going to the wrong place and went nuts because she lost control of things.

- I'm maintaining to always answer "I don't know" when she asks me questions. It seems to annoyed her.

Also to answer some of the questions here:

I'm a woman and we are extended family (this makes it a bit complicated) who works in the same company (different field though so I don't actually have to cooperate with her).

some funny some cruel

not sure how to feel about it

cruel ? really ? so it's ok for people to treat someone else like shit with their insane behavior and for that person to just take it ? that's a big no in my book

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No lol it'd be cruel...

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touché lol

Posted by TheRabbit

Make noise during one of their daily 4 hour naps.

Clearly I've been Virgoing wrong this whole time.

Disrespect her in every way possible. Tell her you dont love her anymore. Be upfront or she will not understand.

Posted by SaturnxNoir

I basically have enough of this Virgo woman and want to rid her altogether. I avoid her as much as I can; but she is always up on my face agressively and methodically trying to befriend me, but maintaining to backstab me at the same time. I'm in the brink of insanity. For some long reasons, I cannot just tell her upfront that I detest her. Instead, what are some things I can do (big or small) that will irritate/annoy her that can make her finally leaving me alone?

Notes: I'm a Capricorn sun, so irritating them by making a mess or be chaotic isn't something I can easily do😁😁

I know what you mean.

I work with a Virgo who, for some weird reason, thinks that the entire workplace must stop functioning if and when he wants something.

The dude never, ever talks to me unless he wants me to do something that somehow benefits him.

It's exhausting, and I get a headache from his incessant and repetitive nature.

I know the word "robot" has its origins in Russia, but the word is synonymous with damn Virgos.

Never have I met a more robotic human being in my life.

I was mistaken with the Russian reference, I meant to say Czech origins are where the word "robot" comes from.

Posted by PinsNNeedles

Wwuuut you're a Cap. You're suppose to be upfront, you poosy. Just tell her to "fuck off, I don't like you". 😆

Fuck keeping around people you don't like. Just be done with it.

this, we take things literally

Posted by virgoop

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Posted by SaturnxNoir

I basically have enough of this Virgo woman and want to rid her altogether. I avoid her as much as I can; but she is always up on my face agressively and methodically trying to befriend me, but maintaining to backstab me at the same time. I'm in the brink of insanity. For some long reasons, I cannot just tell her upfront that I detest her. Instead, what are some things I can do (big or small) that will irritate/annoy her that can make her finally leaving me alone?

Notes: I'm a Capricorn sun, so irritating them by making a mess or be chaotic isn't something I can easily do😁😁

I know what you mean.

I work with a Virgo who, for some weird reason, thinks that the entire workplace must stop functioning if and when he wants something.

The dude never, ever talks to me unless he wants me to do something that somehow benefits him.

It's exhausting, and I get a headache from his incessant and repetitive nature.

I know the word "robot" has its origins in Russia, but the word is synonymous with damn Virgos.

Never have I met a more robotic human being in my life.

yes we Virgos are all the same.

all people are all alike.

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