LIMM
@LostinmyMind11
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Not So Secret life of LIMM and the Hot Neighbor
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The beginning....
Got a second chance with the neighbor and I didn't look like complete scum 😂. I pretended like I forgot something inside cause I saw him on his porch walking my dog. We talked hockey and I didn't fumble over my words...yay! Dude has a routine tho...goes and smokes at around 8 pm..granted this is the 3rd time I've notice and I can't be out there tomorrow around that time or it'll be obvious. Who else besides Virgos have routines and are what seems to be extroverted? He's got a huge smile and seems hella friendly...so definitely not a Scorp plus I don't get those vibes from him. This is gonna bug me...I may just ask him next time. I'll be the crazy ass neighbor asking weird shit. 😂
keep replaying the awkwardness of meeting my neighbor in my head 😩. He's like "yeah, I thought I'd introduce myself" and I'm like "https://voca.ro/nfjju18ZxNT" legit just noises came out 😩😂. I guess it's a good sign tho since he made an effort to remember my name? Great...I can't show my face outside anymore...my dog better learn to use the toilet lol.
Damn...my neighbor is hot asf. He's tall too...at least 6'3-6'6. 😩🤤🤤. Weird and probably just hopeful thinking but...he came out when I was walking my dog...except this was in the back. He was throwing away trash...thing is, what guy does this during the hockey game? Shit...I was even watching on my phone at that time lol. 🤔🤔😏
👀👀 Ok...I'm not crazy. Andy, the neighbor, well he came outside when I was leaving (I was already in my car so we didn't talk) then he came back outside when I got back (only gone not even an hour) and we discussed the Blues bit it ended with an awkward silence like we didn't know what else to say 😆. But he definitely purposely came outside!!!
So Andy, the neighbor, came outside a little after I pulled up... coincidence..maybe but there's a Blues game on.. so why is he outside instead of watching it. He pretended like he didn't see me and had his head buried in his phone...so I went inside but came back out to get my groceries...all the sudden he's gone 🤔. I know he didn't smoke that whole cig in less than 5 mins....wtf, that was really weird
😂😂😂😂. I know the neighbors last name. He has a label on his mailbox which is next to his door...he wasn't home and I was walking the dog...took my phone camera up 8x zoom and yeah, got it! OMG I'm so bad 😆
Found neighbors Facebook 😂😂😂😂😂. His last name is kinda blurry so I had to try different combos 🙄🤪🤪
So Andy, the neighbor was outside when I went to walk my dog. We said hi to each other and he gave me this big ass smile but now I'm even more awkward cause I don't know what else to say to him...guess I'll neno him to death 😂
I'm just gonna keep y'all updated on the neighbor cause I think it's funny. Just got back from walking my dog...took a different route than normal and seriously I think this dude watches me sometimes...it 10 pm on a Fri and he's standing on his porch. Ugh...here we go...get ready to fuck this up again LIMM 😆. I come up on him *fuck* and if course I'm wanting to walk past as painless as possible and my dog like nope...I wanna smell this spot for eternity. So standing there pretty awkwardly. He said hi...I said hi and I'm tugging on my dogs leash like let's go before I say something more. I start walking away and he's like how's your evening going. Why dude ..just why?! Like do you just wanna hear the cringe that comes outta my mouth...like do you get off by this? *Ugh* "it's not bad *shrugs*...kinda bored but it's good". Him: yeah I kinda am too *shrugs*. At this point I'm just standing there like cool. Uh no I can feel the urge to speak more coming up..."you going to the all star stuff?" *Remembers my convo with the Libra 😂*. Him: *makes a face* meh...tbh, like it's cool it's here but I just wanna watch hockey and this takes away from them playing. *Shakes head in agreement* *shit...it's my turn to talk again* "yeah, I hear ya. Like it would be cool to see all the trophies I guess besides the cup ( meant to finish with because I already saw it). Him: yeah, I thought about seeing Green Day but idk if I wanna fight the crowd *putting out his cig*. *Me again..ok ummm* "yeah, that might be cool but you're probably right since it's supposed to be warmer". Him: *shakes head yes and quickly turns around to walk inside as I was still kinda talking but says we'll, have a good night"*. *stands there awkwardly* "you too"
So, I kinda gave him an in...right? Like he could have said hey come on over since you're bored or here's my penis but nada 😂. I think he's just being polite and courteous...has to be. 🤷🏼♀️
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️This is why I shouldn't be able to talk to people... neighbor Andy came out when I was walking my dog. Talked Blues except I didn't watch cause I fell asleep lol. We got closer to each other...like I walked up to his steps and he walked to the top of them. Then he asked me if I went to work Friday...weird but I'm like yeah, we closed at 3 tho. He like yeah I left work at 330...ok then lol. I mean the weather was supposed to be bad. So then he's like yeah I was gonna go out last night but I already committed to staying in. So I'm like yeah, during winter once I'm home...I'm home I ain't going anywhere, I'm a homebody. He's like well yeah you have a dog too. He's like I go stir crazy and it's just me in here and don't wanna drink alone (talking about him going out). Yeah I understand that plus it's a little sad to get drunk by yourself. He says yeah true. So I try to correct my judgemental ass and I'm like oh but like if you're having a couple with dinner ...that's perfectly fine lol. He like I mean sometimes I come home already drunk and ill have another one. So I say...no no that's cool. Ugh 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑. I mean he did tell me to have a good night but why am I so weird and awkward??!! 😆
Neighbor update...I bumped into him walking to a super bowl party...wtf. I'm happy to report...was less awkward tho. He asked how I was with this big ass grin on his face.. I said I was good and asked the same. That's when he said he's headed to the party. I said fun fun. He gave me a look and then said yep, let's go Chiefs. He caught me of guard so I think that's why it went better 😂
Oh shit... neighbor got him a chair to sit in now. That means he'll probably be out there longer especially when it gets warmer. I'm moving 😐😆
So update on the neighbor..
He was outside when I came home. I know he saw me...watched me pull in, then hid behind the pillar. I pretended I didn't see him then hit the old car clicker to lock it. He acted like I startled him and then he was like "hey" and waved. I'm like "LIMM, just wave and go inside...you don't need any cringe tonight". So I wave and made a sound that was high pitched and a mash between hey and hi 🤦🏼♀️. I went inside immediately 😂
The neighbor has upgraded his chair....instead of one those folding camp style ones...he went out and got patio chairs... plural as in 2. I thought for a min he had someone over but then I saw his chair was the same. His sitting on the porch game is getting stronger 😆😆😆
OMG guys.... success with the neighbor!!! 😁
So, I went to walk my dog. It's rainy nasty out... umbrella in tow. My dog is freaking out cause of the rain so we cut the walk pretty short. Imagine my surprise, I turn the corner and there's the neighbor 😆. We wave.. I go inside and grab my trash to take out. I come back, he's still out there. I say...we should have won that game last night. He says "yeah I know". I walk up closer cause we aren't loud talkers. I tell him it was my fault...I was there. He's like "oh, you went to the game last night". I told how I went by myself cause no one would go with me...he hit me with an "awww". I told him how I got tickets (gave him a little insight on what I do for work 😆). He then tells me who he works for (already knew it lol). Im like yeah, not only was I hoping for a win but also to redeem myself cause I'm 3 for 3 of them losing. Like now they are going to have my pic up and not let me in the building. He starts laughing...says yeah, that states don't let this woman in 😁. He's like good...now I know who to blame when we lose (I take this as... he'll be thinking about me 😉😆). We joke some more and are cracking up with each other.
The kicker guys....he lit up another cig just to continue to talk 😮. Normally...he just turns around and walks inside lol. So I see he is almost done with it and to not ruin this moment.. I start to walk away. He's walking inside and he says...it was nice talking with you and I turn around and he's looking at me and I say it was nice talking with him too. That second porch chair is soon to be mine 🤣🤣🤣
Got a second chance with the neighbor and I didn't look like complete scum 😂. I pretended like I forgot something inside cause I saw him on his porch walking my dog. We talked hockey and I didn't fumble over my words...yay! Dude has a routine tho...goes and smokes at around 8 pm..granted this is the 3rd time I've notice and I can't be out there tomorrow around that time or it'll be obvious. Who else besides Virgos have routines and are what seems to be extroverted? He's got a huge smile and seems hella friendly...so definitely not a Scorp plus I don't get those vibes from him. This is gonna bug me...I may just ask him next time. I'll be the crazy ass neighbor asking weird shit. 😂
keep replaying the awkwardness of meeting my neighbor in my head 😩. He's like "yeah, I thought I'd introduce myself" and I'm like "https://voca.ro/nfjju18ZxNT" legit just noises came out 😩😂. I guess it's a good sign tho since he made an effort to remember my name? Great...I can't show my face outside anymore...my dog better learn to use the toilet lol.
Damn...my neighbor is hot asf. He's tall too...at least 6'3-6'6. 😩🤤🤤. Weird and probably just hopeful thinking but...he came out when I was walking my dog...except this was in the back. He was throwing away trash...thing is, what guy does this during the hockey game? Shit...I was even watching on my phone at that time lol. 🤔🤔😏
👀👀 Ok...I'm not crazy. Andy, the neighbor, well he came outside when I was leaving (I was already in my car so we didn't talk) then he came back outside when I got back (only gone not even an hour) and we discussed the Blues bit it ended with an awkward silence like we didn't know what else to say 😆. But he definitely purposely came outside!!!
So Andy, the neighbor, came outside a little after I pulled up... coincidence..maybe but there's a Blues game on.. so why is he outside instead of watching it. He pretended like he didn't see me and had his head buried in his phone...so I went inside but came back out to get my groceries...all the sudden he's gone 🤔. I know he didn't smoke that whole cig in less than 5 mins....wtf, that was really weird
😂😂😂😂. I know the neighbors last name. He has a label on his mailbox which is next to his door...he wasn't home and I was walking the dog...took my phone camera up 8x zoom and yeah, got it! OMG I'm so bad 😆
Found neighbors Facebook 😂😂😂😂😂. His last name is kinda blurry so I had to try different combos 🙄🤪🤪
So Andy, the neighbor was outside when I went to walk my dog. We said hi to each other and he gave me this big ass smile but now I'm even more awkward cause I don't know what else to say to him...guess I'll neno him to death 😂
I'm just gonna keep y'all updated on the neighbor cause I think it's funny. Just got back from walking my dog...took a different route than normal and seriously I think this dude watches me sometimes...it 10 pm on a Fri and he's standing on his porch. Ugh...here we go...get ready to fuck this up again LIMM 😆. I come up on him *fuck* and if course I'm wanting to walk past as painless as possible and my dog like nope...I wanna smell this spot for eternity. So standing there pretty awkwardly. He said hi...I said hi and I'm tugging on my dogs leash like let's go before I say something more. I start walking away and he's like how's your evening going. Why dude ..just why?! Like do you just wanna hear the cringe that comes outta my mouth...like do you get off by this? *Ugh* "it's not bad *shrugs*...kinda bored but it's good". Him: yeah I kinda am too *shrugs*. At this point I'm just standing there like cool. Uh no I can feel the urge to speak more coming up..."you going to the all star stuff?" *Remembers my convo with the Libra 😂*. Him: *makes a face* meh...tbh, like it's cool it's here but I just wanna watch hockey and this takes away from them playing. *Shakes head in agreement* *shit...it's my turn to talk again* "yeah, I hear ya. Like it would be cool to see all the trophies I guess besides the cup ( meant to finish with because I already saw it). Him: yeah, I thought about seeing Green Day but idk if I wanna fight the crowd *putting out his cig*. *Me again..ok ummm* "yeah, that might be cool but you're probably right since it's supposed to be warmer". Him: *shakes head yes and quickly turns around to walk inside as I was still kinda talking but says we'll, have a good night"*. *stands there awkwardly* "you too"
So, I kinda gave him an in...right? Like he could have said hey come on over since you're bored or here's my penis but nada 😂. I think he's just being polite and courteous...has to be. 🤷🏼♀️
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️This is why I shouldn't be able to talk to people... neighbor Andy came out when I was walking my dog. Talked Blues except I didn't watch cause I fell asleep lol. We got closer to each other...like I walked up to his steps and he walked to the top of them. Then he asked me if I went to work Friday...weird but I'm like yeah, we closed at 3 tho. He like yeah I left work at 330...ok then lol. I mean the weather was supposed to be bad. So then he's like yeah I was gonna go out last night but I already committed to staying in. So I'm like yeah, during winter once I'm home...I'm home I ain't going anywhere, I'm a homebody. He's like well yeah you have a dog too. He's like I go stir crazy and it's just me in here and don't wanna drink alone (talking about him going out). Yeah I understand that plus it's a little sad to get drunk by yourself. He says yeah true. So I try to correct my judgemental ass and I'm like oh but like if you're having a couple with dinner ...that's perfectly fine lol. He like I mean sometimes I come home already drunk and ill have another one. So I say...no no that's cool. Ugh 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑. I mean he did tell me to have a good night but why am I so weird and awkward??!! 😆
Neighbor update...I bumped into him walking to a super bowl party...wtf. I'm happy to report...was less awkward tho. He asked how I was with this big ass grin on his face.. I said I was good and asked the same. That's when he said he's headed to the party. I said fun fun. He gave me a look and then said yep, let's go Chiefs. He caught me of guard so I think that's why it went better 😂
Oh shit... neighbor got him a chair to sit in now. That means he'll probably be out there longer especially when it gets warmer. I'm moving 😐😆
So update on the neighbor..
He was outside when I came home. I know he saw me...watched me pull in, then hid behind the pillar. I pretended I didn't see him then hit the old car clicker to lock it. He acted like I startled him and then he was like "hey" and waved. I'm like "LIMM, just wave and go inside...you don't need any cringe tonight". So I wave and made a sound that was high pitched and a mash between hey and hi 🤦🏼♀️. I went inside immediately 😂
The neighbor has upgraded his chair....instead of one those folding camp style ones...he went out and got patio chairs... plural as in 2. I thought for a min he had someone over but then I saw his chair was the same. His sitting on the porch game is getting stronger 😆😆😆
OMG guys.... success with the neighbor!!! 😁
So, I went to walk my dog. It's rainy nasty out... umbrella in tow. My dog is freaking out cause of the rain so we cut the walk pretty short. Imagine my surprise, I turn the corner and there's the neighbor 😆. We wave.. I go inside and grab my trash to take out. I come back, he's still out there. I say...we should have won that game last night. He says "yeah I know". I walk up closer cause we aren't loud talkers. I tell him it was my fault...I was there. He's like "oh, you went to the game last night". I told how I went by myself cause no one would go with me...he hit me with an "awww". I told him how I got tickets (gave him a little insight on what I do for work 😆). He then tells me who he works for (already knew it lol). Im like yeah, not only was I hoping for a win but also to redeem myself cause I'm 3 for 3 of them losing. Like now they are going to have my pic up and not let me in the building. He starts laughing...says yeah, that states don't let this woman in 😁. He's like good...now I know who to blame when we lose (I take this as... he'll be thinking about me 😉😆). We joke some more and are cracking up with each other.
The kicker guys....he lit up another cig just to continue to talk 😮. Normally...he just turns around and walks inside lol. So I see he is almost done with it and to not ruin this moment.. I start to walk away. He's walking inside and he says...it was nice talking with you and I turn around and he's looking at me and I say it was nice talking with him too. That second porch chair is soon to be mine 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't seen him in a while then tonight he comes outside as I was leaving. I was gone maybe 30 mins...this dude comes back outside a couple mins after I pull up, he lights a cig and then goes to throw away some trash...mind you, it's this tiny plastic bag of trash 😂. We both pretend we don't see each other 😆. Anyway, I'm letting my dog in as he is in back and I go to get my food outta the car and he's now sitting on the porch...there's a Blues game on at this time.
I take my food in and walk back out to finish my laundry. I come back, he's still on the porch...I hesitated but I'm like hey, how are you?. He says he's good and asked how I was. I say sucks about jaybo and he's says "yeah, he's done but maybe it will release some cap so we can get some defense". I say hopefully. He asked if I was watching the game...I told him I hadn't been. I asked if he has...he says no, I've been doing stuff around the house". 🙄Mmmhm yeah taking that tiny ass bag of trash out 😂. I tell him I'd be lying if I said I was doing the same but I've been napping lol. He starts laughing. Then says "yeah, I'm afraid they are gonna lose this one too". I say Im not sure what the deal is but last I checked we are still 1st in the division. He says "yeah, that's true"
He then puts out his cig and tells me to have a good night as I was telling him the same. Not the best interaction but it counts lol
I take my food in and walk back out to finish my laundry. I come back, he's still on the porch...I hesitated but I'm like hey, how are you?. He says he's good and asked how I was. I say sucks about jaybo and he's says "yeah, he's done but maybe it will release some cap so we can get some defense". I say hopefully. He asked if I was watching the game...I told him I hadn't been. I asked if he has...he says no, I've been doing stuff around the house". 🙄Mmmhm yeah taking that tiny ass bag of trash out 😂. I tell him I'd be lying if I said I was doing the same but I've been napping lol. He starts laughing. Then says "yeah, I'm afraid they are gonna lose this one too". I say Im not sure what the deal is but last I checked we are still 1st in the division. He says "yeah, that's true"
He then puts out his cig and tells me to have a good night as I was telling him the same. Not the best interaction but it counts lol
Posted by MothToFlame
“Hey, wanna go do karate in my garage?”
If he doesn’t say “hell yes!”, you need to move on.
Duh!! 😂
Posted by MaddestofHatters
How many people live in this house? He has an excessive amount of trash. Is he chopping people up?
It's just him...he made that very clear one night. "It's just me here, by myself, no one else" lol
Posted by MaddestofHattersPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MaddestofHatters
How many people live in this house? He has an excessive amount of trash. Is he chopping people up?
It's just him...he made that very clear one night. "It's just me here, by myself, no one else" lol
Be careful... those are bodies he keeps throwing out.. no way a single man goes to the dumpster every day.click to expand
This is the second time ive seen him take out his trash. I do wonder why he is I'm assuming single...like what's he hiding? I need to get on that second porch chair! I have so many questions.
My guess is he is a Virgo too.. he's staking youuuu 👀
The give away is the routine.
The give away is the routine.
Posted by justagirl
My guess is he is a Virgo too.. he's staking youuuu 👀
The give away is the routine.
I don't know if he is or not or if it's just coincidental but it's definitely odd.
Him coming outside twice in 30 mins is definitely not his normal routine or what I've noticed.
This is kinda fun tho...ngl lol
Go get him, champ! 🙌
What say you if he's an Aqua?
What say you if he's an Aqua?
Posted by Subliminals
Go get him, champ! 🙌
What say you if he's an Aqua?
If he can make me laugh then I don't care what his sign is but I'll probably be a little disappointed if he is an Aqua 😆
Pleas @ me if he's a Virgo as I guessed it a while ago.
Thanks
Thanks
Posted by VenusAquarius
Pleas @ me if he's a Virgo as I guessed it a while ago.
Thanks
Oh I totally will.
Posted by stopePosted by Subliminals
Go get him, champ! 🙌
What say you if he's an Aqua?
I have a sneaky suspicion he's this too.click to expand
Shhhhhh lol
Posted by MothToFlamePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Lmao! You’re both hawt. 😂click to expand
I'm dying laughing at my damn self 😂😂😂
Posted by _EU_V2_Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Idk, he looks kind of shady. 😄click to expand
It's the glasses
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
http://www.upl.co/uploads/SI202002162237421581914335.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I love you! ❤️ I love how innocent you look in the side profile!
Posted by _EU_V2_Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Idk, he looks kind of shady. 😄
It's the glasses
Hiding behind those glasses. Lolclick to expand
He doesn't want to be recognized when he's taking out the chopped up bodies to the trash...isn't that right @MaddestofHatters ?
😆
Posted by saggurl88Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I love you! ❤️ I love how innocent you look in the side profile!click to expand
I was trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂
Posted by the_verdictofkiki
I've seen you taking about this neighbor before... so why secret?... anyway it was semi entertaining... the way you write these interactions are not story friendly... at all.
Welllll..you can always go fuck yourself 🤷🏼♀️
Just a thought.
Posted by maiden
best line "I made a high pitched noise that sounded like something in between 'hey' ad 'hi'"
I laughed.. haha a lot 🤣🤣
Im with aquavenus on he's a virgo... and also staking you.
and I know you think he's not a scorp but when a scorp likes you they smile (been my exp anyway)
I wouldn't guess that except that the way you are ACTING and getting all condenses and weird around him is a familiar description around that energy...
my other guesses are he's a fire sign--leo or sag.
or a virgo like you with fire and scorp bits.
next convo... work it in..
"man I can't wait until summer"
"..blah blah blah.."
"yeah cause my birthday's in the summer"
"oh when's your birthday"
"blah blah blah...... when's yours?"
...etc
😁
Hahaha...I made an audio of what it sounded like too lol. I just forgot to add it to the all the comments.
The smile isn't a Scorp smile if that makes sense? Lol. It's more a cheeryish smile. Scorp energy usually doesn't make me act weird...I'm usually very comfortable. The only energy I've gotten weird around like that is with the Leo...makes no sense since I'm practically one lol.
My guesses..
Virgo...now that everyone thrown that in there and I can see it
Cap...I can kinda see this seriousness to him
Sag...but I'm just not sure on this now
Cancer w/some fire..he kinda reminds me of my ex bff
Pisces...idk why lol
I laughed so hard I cried a little.
Posted by akituPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Omg 😂😂 the sexual tension is too much you gotta go get this guy 👌click to expand
Right?! Sometimes it's just too much. 😂😂
Posted by SlipperySlope
Need me to smash up his TV so he gotta watch hockey at yours?
I mean...if you're gonna come all that way I have something else that you could smash...just throwing that out there 😉🤷🏼♀️😜🤪
Posted by tizianiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Candidate for post of the year right hereclick to expand
Hahaha...I'm so ridiculous
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
This thread made my day. Invite him over to watch the game / Netflix / vidya.
I gotta work my way up to the second porch chair first...it's a process lol
Posted by tizianiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by tizianiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _EU_V2_
We needs pics to make this work in our heads.
Me and him
Me and him talking
Candidate for post of the year right here
Hahaha...I'm so ridiculous
It's creative! Need more of this on DXP.click to expand
Idk about creative but I appreciate the sentiment 😊
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Even better.........
A YouTube series about her like someone did about Starwars!
Oh God...that would hilarious but also anxiety provoking 😂. It would be a very short series I'm sure tho lol.
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
This thread made my day. Invite him over to watch the game / Netflix / vidya.
I gotta work my way up to the second porch chair first...it's a process lol
Next time he says he’s bored or not doing anything hint about having some ‘spare’ beers to share. Boom.
I reckon he is a Taurus or Virgo. Outside chance he’s a Cap.click to expand
So I guess I should go buy some beers then lol. Nah... definitely not a Taurus...I don't attract y'all. I'd be hella shocked if he is one.
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
This thread made my day. Invite him over to watch the game / Netflix / vidya.
I gotta work my way up to the second porch chair first...it's a process lol
Next time he says he’s bored or not doing anything hint about having some ‘spare’ beers to share. Boom.
I reckon he is a Taurus or Virgo. Outside chance he’s a Cap.
So I guess I should go buy some beers then lol. Nah... definitely not a Taurus...I don't attract y'all. I'd be hella shocked if he is one.
Yes, buy beer. I thought Taurus from the way he’s observing you, seems like a homebody, etc. Could be wrong.click to expand
But you could also be right...
Idk...I'll find out soon...I have too lol
Send him a cordial invitation to your vagina. If he doesn’t understand that then all is lost
What is his sign again ?
What is his sign again ?
Posted by Vitale
Send him a cordial invitation to your vagina. If he doesn’t understand that then all is lost
What is his sign again ?
That would be hilarious 😆
Idk his sign yet...working my way to that.
Posted by SlipperySlopePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SlipperySlope
Need me to smash up his TV so he gotta watch hockey at yours?
I mean...if you're gonna come all that way I have something else that you could smash...just throwing that out there 😉🤷🏼♀️😜🤪
Um...click to expand
I was just being stupid lol
Posted by SlipperySlopePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SlipperySlopePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SlipperySlope
Need me to smash up his TV so he gotta watch hockey at yours?
I mean...if you're gonna come all that way I have something else that you could smash...just throwing that out there 😉🤷🏼♀️😜🤪
Um...
I was just being stupid lol
To bad I already booked flights.click to expand
Let's not get hasty or anything...keep those flights booked...the smashing is still on!
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
The neighbour is gonna be pissed when you’re banging SlipperySlope.
He'll get over it or join..up to him 😆
Posted by NemDeux
Your male pic .....reminds me of ed kemper the gentle giant. Sagittarius btw.
All this is making me impatient ....this better have a conclusive ending/beginning ....pinned virgo forum. Regular updates is what your base is built on.
Re trash: any weird smells?
Aaaahhhh, don't put that kinda pressure on me lol.
I will try my best to update or have some type of conclusion.
Nope, normal trash smells lol
Posted by T3D
Maybe all that trash is the jizz socks he's been blowing through while thinking of you...
He had opportunity to say "here's my penis" depending on certain measurements etc would have determined my answer. So far, looks like he'll be buying more socks lol
Posted by the_verdictofkikiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by the_verdictofkiki
I've seen you taking about this neighbor before... so why secret?... anyway it was semi entertaining... the way you write these interactions are not story friendly... at all.
Welllll..you can always go fuck yourself 🤷🏼♀️
Just a thought.
all i said was you couldn't properly write a story shatclick to expand
It's a copy and paste job of my comments from the front page....sorry it's not up to your standards on what you consider a properly written story. I'll make sure next time to get a ghost writer solely for you.
Posted by the_verdictofkikiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by the_verdictofkikiPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by the_verdictofkiki
I've seen you taking about this neighbor before... so why secret?... anyway it was semi entertaining... the way you write these interactions are not story friendly... at all.
Welllll..you can always go fuck yourself 🤷🏼♀️
Just a thought.
all i said was you couldn't properly write a story shat
It's a copy and paste job of my comments from the front page....sorry it's not up to your standards on what you consider a properly written story. I'll make sure next time to get a ghost writer solely for you.
on a second thought ill just go f myself.click to expand
Good choice 👍
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
This thread made my day. Invite him over to watch the game / Netflix / vidya.
I gotta work my way up to the second porch chair first...it's a process lol
I like your style !!!
😆 that's second chair is yours !!!!
Or you could have a broken pipe or something he could come fix !?click to expand
It would be a whole other pipe he'd be fixing 😂😂
Posted by ArilovesAqu
What is the exit plan if he’s a Gemini though?
I'll fake my own death and become JIMM and spray paint my dog who is now a cat that I'll walk 😂
Have the neighbor fix something in your house... or have him open a jar pickles for you... better yet, mayonnaise . And then when he opens it for you... get same mayo on your finger and seductively lick it off, then give him a wink 😉
Dear god I hope he is not an earth sign as well, you earth signs will take forever to get to the next level.
Just let your inner goddess out and pounce on him all ravenous like a beast who has not been fed in 509 years. Satisfy that appetite damn it! Sooner the better
Dear god I hope he is not an earth sign as well, you earth signs will take forever to get to the next level.
Just let your inner goddess out and pounce on him all ravenous like a beast who has not been fed in 509 years. Satisfy that appetite damn it! Sooner the better
Posted by Sassysailorscout
Honestly this sounds like a perfect relationship ! ! Living side by side in your houses hahaha !!!
You ain't wrong there!! Literally walk 2 feet over, hang out and whatever and then walk back to my own bed...the ultimate relationship 😂
Of course there will have to be some give and take...he'll have to walk over sometimes too 😆
Posted by Phantum
This thread needs a theme song.
I'm open to suggestions and I'll add it to the beginning of the thread lol.
What about....
Posted by SassysailorscoutPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Sassysailorscout
Honestly this sounds like a perfect relationship ! ! Living side by side in your houses hahaha !!!
You ain't wrong there!! Literally walk 2 feet over, hang out and whatever and then walk back to my own bed...the ultimate relationship 😂
Of course there will have to be some give and take...he'll have to walk over sometimes too 😆
But ONLY when he's invited riiight ?!
😆😆😆click to expand
Uh yeah! We don't like uninvited guests even if they are 2 feet away...I'll send his ass right back home! 😆
Posted by Vitale
Have the neighbor fix something in your house... or have him open a jar pickles for you... better yet, mayonnaise . And then when he opens it for you... get same mayo on your finger and seductively lick it off, then give him a wink 😉
Dear god I hope he is not an earth sign as well, you earth signs will take forever to get to the next level.
Just let your inner goddess out and pounce on him all ravenous like a beast who has not been fed in 509 years. Satisfy that appetite damn it! Sooner the better
I could ask to borrow some mayo because I ran out and stick my finger in the jar and then in HIS mouth... he'll be my little bitch in no time.
Idk if he's ready for me to go full Leo moon yet....we have to give that to people in doses 😆
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Vitale
Have the neighbor fix something in your house... or have him open a jar pickles for you... better yet, mayonnaise . And then when he opens it for you... get same mayo on your finger and seductively lick it off, then give him a wink 😉
Dear god I hope he is not an earth sign as well, you earth signs will take forever to get to the next level.
Just let your inner goddess out and pounce on him all ravenous like a beast who has not been fed in 509 years. Satisfy that appetite damn it! Sooner the better
I could ask to borrow some mayo because I ran out and stick my finger in the jar and then in HIS mouth... he'll be my little bitch in no time.
Idk if he's ready for me to go full Leo moon yet....we have to give that to people in doses 😆click to expand
Yasss girl yassss 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Posted by PhantumPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Phantum
This thread needs a theme song.
I'm open to suggestions and I'll add it to the beginning of the thread lol.
What
Ahahaha! Perfect.
Perhaps a contender...
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That's a good one 👌. Yours and this one..
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