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LMAO @ the lip gloss.."and it damned sure wasn't the mens department".

LOL Pretty funny when he air humps the ball too.

He always has been, I think I screamed just as loudly as the next girl when "Purple Rain" came out. 😛 🙂

Honestly..do mosquitoes have NO shame?


I oft wonder..."Where does he get those fabulous heels?" 😈

Hehehe, could be Rue 21.

Indeed they are sir. 🙂 I think Prince is the first fellow I thought was attractive with a lace jabot at his throat. Since 1735 at any rate. Ponces at Ren Faires notwithstanding. 'Forsooth good madam, I am posturing like a popinjay..do you not note the magnificence of my personage?" 😛

And yes ladies and germs, I am aware of the time frame discrepancy between the Renaissance and the time of King Louis VI. And I thank you.

Why dudes wearing fruitty cologne? He shook my hand and now it smells like a damn papaya dipped in watermelon kool-aid.

Posted by Nemesis
please, why are there so many different sorts of milk— what? too much choice. if i had to go shopping in the U.S. i??d get lost in the supermarket.
I get lost in my own fridge.
Oh the First World problems....what milk to choose?
and places on Earth, people are just happy to have clean drinking water.
God i feel like shit now.

You ever wonder why you're so exhausted you are about ready to slump over but your brain won't shut the hell up? *sigh* No matter..must press on. But holy hells do I need some R&R.

August is National Love-Yourself Month or National Masturbation Month as its known around here.

Can I have a massage MAN instead? 😄

Posted by Nemesis
🙂
i like the little comment "was that an EVP" haha 😄 ever tried that?
Yeah i dont know where that voice came from...it says ".... nature", now I wasnt with anyone and there werent any kids around when I was walking. Its not a supermarket announcement.
I have no idea where that voice came from....when i heard it on the playback, i was like...wtf?
But to answer your question....no ive never did an EVP session. Id like to go on a ghost hunt though and i just might do that this fall.

Posted by CancerMoon
Must know more about this awesome piece....
Who is it?
Is that an octopus arm?
What inspired it?
Did you use watercolors or markers?

Posted by NemesisPosted by venusianbull
Can I have a massage MAN instead? 😄
of course you can my darling! 🙂 missing you!
Miss you lady. 🙂

Posted by WasteOfTimePosted by venusianbull
Can I have a massage MAN instead? 😄
I love giving massages :X.click to expand
Aren't they the best? I like giving and receiving a massage. So relaxing. 🙂

GAWD brassieres ARE the Anti-Christ *sling shotting it into next room* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Really? A mosquito bite on my derriere..how do these crafty wenches find such things in the dead of night?

so glad Pandomonium is back. she should go see The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

pre-season football tonight!!!
wooooooooo!
wooooooooo!

What am I going to make for lunch?

I'd like to go to work tonight about as much as I'd like a red-hot poker jammed in my butt. :/

she really broke his heart, perhaps she thought he was born with two of them. i dont know.
either way.....she was wrong.
either way.....she was wrong.

Back..forth..back..candles flickering flame and moonlight.

i like baked potatoes

Whoooohooo! 1884 Trapdoor rifle, what a BEAUT!

Being a nanny is the most tiring job ever. Why don't kids take naps anymore?

a wave of missing you, just washed over me.

Cannot believe its August 18th already.
Happy BDay all August Virgos.
Happy BDay all August Virgos.

Posted by PbPosted by venusianbull
Whoooohooo! 1884 Trapdoor rifle, what a BEAUT!
Do you hunt or..? I like fire arms lol.click to expand
My Da is a gun nut, has been since he was a boy. Me? I appreciate them for their function and beauty. Anything old(er) I'm excited about. I tend to drool over a nice old gun just as easily as a classic car, a Depression era sideboard or armoire, etc.

Posted by Pb
Has anyone else had issues w/ communication during this Mercury Retro?
I have....sucks!!!

Triumph.A loose dog put his paw in some random poo and tracked it home.HA

Posted by Pb
Omg.. Tis Virgo season! 😄
VB: That's really cool. Antique shops are treasure troves, I go crazy in there w/ the trinkets and deco oddities hehe. I'd love to find a beautiful desk for our hall and restore it someday but the only valuable antiques I own are books so I wouldn't know the first thing on restoration lol. Dunno if I'd give it a.modern spin or keep it as is in all its antique glory.
I agree, I could get lost for days in a good antique shop. Have to pour over everything. Old books are treasures they really are. If you want to restore something start small, get a good book and don't pick something overly valuable to work on. Slowly get comfortable with it. If you're ever in doubt, leave it a professional. With antiques and restoration you can bring something back to its former glory, but also be stripping it of value. All the patina that gives it provenance and a testament to its age. My favorite haunts are these two lovely words side by side "barn sale". I want to drive up and see someone over 70, preferably in bib overalls with a Pall Mall poking out of his mouth. LOL
Some of my most ( to me ) prized things are things obviously lived with/on for a long time. I LIKE dings, scratches, 4 layers of paint just as well as I like mellow gleaming wood. I want some stank on something. It's been round the bend and still there it sits giving Father Time the great middle finger. I crow when I find a deal. ( If I've bored you before with this shiz just gimme a cuff to the back of my head.. ) My stove is a 1937 Skelgas, my fridge a 1949 Coldspot. Both work just fine and I got the one sitting on someones porch like trash for 65 dollars ( ohhh happy birfday to ME ) the other at a yard sale for 5 dollars. I love stuff like that! And every time I open that and see that robins egg blue interior..every time I close its door and it chunks! shut with authority; when I strike a match to light the oven or the burners..it rocks my freaking socks off. I've got some things free, some off of ebay, the lions share from yard sales and barn sales. I choose everything with care, and because I fall absolutely in love with it. One of my sisters friends came for a visit and wanted to know if I'd sell anything..my sister cracked up and said "NO, she actually USES THIS stuff!"
I'm going to write you a book mujer, so I'ma back away from the keyboard now. 🙂

I agree. 😄 They're cooool, aren't they? I've got a treadle, an 1898 Wheeler & Wilson, a portable Singer from the 30s. I've given away a couple of machines ( how many does one need? Ummm yeh. ) They can chew through denim and thinner leather; you might catch a whisp of smoke off a new machine. Haha. 🙂 Don't get me started on clocks. 😛 🙂

Retro in a kitchen is amazing! I'm very curious about the desk too, like a roll top? LOL You know I want to finger it now, say 'oooo' 'ahhhhh', I'd be a mess in a big place, I'd want to scope out every hole in the wall for anything and everything. 🙂

Whoa, big pics. :/

1897 Seth Thomas gingerbread clock. 🙂 The dresser I got for a 10'er at a yard sale, I snapped that up so fast it was crazy. My mother couldn't believe it. If a dresser is beautiful I see no need keeping it hidden in a bedroom..show that puppy off. Attractive stands and good storage.
LOL Yes, you have to sift through every pile of everything, there might be something great in there damn it! Lining your own place with what you enjoy makes a place a home. Being house proud is a good thing imo. I'm not a seamstress by any means. I can make a block quilt, sew curtains, hand sew/repair, and that's about it. 🙂
LOL Yes, you have to sift through every pile of everything, there might be something great in there damn it! Lining your own place with what you enjoy makes a place a home. Being house proud is a good thing imo. I'm not a seamstress by any means. I can make a block quilt, sew curtains, hand sew/repair, and that's about it. 🙂

There is nothing on Earth as satisfying as kissing a beautiful woman.
And when I say beautiful...i dont necessarily mean just on the outside.
And when I say beautiful...i dont necessarily mean just on the outside.
Why is my sister so mean? She just told my mother "Dang! why are you so nosy? does that come with old age or something?"
my mother should have popped her in the mouth.
my mother should have popped her in the mouth.

Posted by LibraLuv
Ahhh the ole antiques..Why did my mom have to throw just about everything out? Doesn't the woman know value? Okay, maybe it's a little more sentimental to me, but valuable nonetheless. 😢
Oh that sucks! 😢 Us wimmen folk need to grab the cookie jar money, sound off the trumpets and go a'marketing.

Posted by 25thDecan
Random thought...I love me truly. No one can or ever will love me truly(romantically speaking). And if I'm wrong..then whenever the universe decides otherwise, I'll admit it. Until then...man music is wonderful....and it is me. I'm on my way....
Good for you! 🙂

Going to Home Depot....rather be going to the museum.

Music *hand over heart* really. Gimme a driving beat and I'm a happy girl.

Senior year of college part 1, here I come.

LMAO Us Bulls and the poo humor. My buddy and I playing 'BattleShits' is HILARIOUS.

is there a better cereal than Pops and Apple Jacks ?
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