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Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."
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Posted by MoonArtist
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."




I havent yet grown the balls on DX yet to say this. But this is EXACTLY what I wanted to say!!
🙂

There has to be some type of connection...and clearly it was lacking somewhere BUT i doubt it was the Cancer.When I wasnt intrested I rushed and didnt do much!
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Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛



Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....
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HMMM..... Cancers are Only called out on the mushyness...and a bit clingyness. other than that..Whou wouldnt want Loyalty, great sex and Gratitude! LOL

But maybe it is him. What is HIS SIGN?
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Fellow VirGuys, what are your experiences with Cancer women in the sack? How would you rate them compared to other signs? Im seeing a delish crab as we speak and we truly rock each others world in bed, hot damn!!



Do you not remember the conversational thread you indulged us all in where you bragged about sleeping with over a 100 women? Not one of them was a Cancer?
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Denver is a troll.

My experience with Crabs is that they are selfish - in life, attention and sack.
I spent 8 yrs with one (albeit male), my sister is a Cancer (married a Pisces, I'm sure that's just ick emo shit there), and my brother is a Cancer/Leo cusp (holds grudges like there is no tomorrow if attention not focused on him). Love them all, but still all very selfish, need affirmation and very passive aggressive.

Oh, and hey Shaks! Good to see you babe! Miss your smexiness around these parts!!


(side note: I be jelly 😭 ... damn Cancer!)
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Oh wow! Damn Im really sorry to hear that!
Cancers (me) are known for being vert attentive....Scorpios too!

Whats your sign?



Well hey, I havent slept with every Cancer, and maybe I didn't appeal much to them. I'm an Aries with one of each, I have a splash chart.
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Aries—
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh well o you should be creating porm flicks!

wellll better luck next time aries and cancers have crazy sexual chemistry.
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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛



Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....
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Good point! I'm going to start a thread in Misc. to help him out....sex tips for Denver so he won't be a sad sack of shit for a lay.....
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Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."




I havent yet grown the balls on DX yet to say this. But this is EXACTLY what I wanted to say!!
🙂

There has to be some type of connection...and clearly it was lacking somewhere BUT i doubt it was the Cancer.When I wasnt intrested I rushed and didnt do much!
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This is assuming Denver has even had sex with 3 women, let alone 3 cancer women..... hehehe
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
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I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
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Sorry about that. Posted before double checking.
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Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
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EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



Sorry about that. Posted before double checking.
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Lol, I say we keep them both as a trade for the white knight.
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Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
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Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
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In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
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Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
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Posted by Denver34
Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
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How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
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Who that be?
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.



How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
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You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....


Who that be?
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Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".
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Posted by MoonArtist
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.



How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~


You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
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Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....


Who that be?



Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".
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~chuckling~
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.



How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~


You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....



Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
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I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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Posted by justagirl
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....


Who that be?



Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".



~chuckling~
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*wanders to the crab den*
Checking this out before any trades commence... That chuckle seems evil..
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Posted by VirgoChyld

Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.



How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~


You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....



Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?


I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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A virgo venus? Why is that?
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Aqua


No!

He's an Asshole!



fixed


Cancerian humor, lol

As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉

We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.



I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....


Who that be?



Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".



~chuckling~


*wanders to the crab den*
Checking this out before any trades commence... That chuckle seems evil..
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No, not evil, just amused. Let us know when you guess.
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MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP



I take it back. fucker doesn't deserve any kindness if he just throws everything he has away.

MA you're beautiful. 😄



Thank you!



yeah, will you take it a compliment if I say your balls are bigger than your titties? 😉
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Considering the size of my breasteses, yes! A huge compliment. Luckily they're invisible or my pants would fit funny and my girly bits would look weird. 😉
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Cancerian humor, lol



Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot


Lol, u mad?



He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.


Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist



EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉


Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio



In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol


Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.



How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~


You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....



Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
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I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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