BoomShakalakaBoom
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Posted by Denver34
Boring...cancer women like to whinge, and that's all they do in life..



Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛

Posted by MoonArtist
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛
Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....click to expand



Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Fellow VirGuys, what are your experiences with Cancer women in the sack? How would you rate them compared to other signs? Im seeing a delish crab as we speak and we truly rock each others world in bed, hot damn!!



Posted by Denver34Posted by Ssasy
Oh wow! Damn Im really sorry to hear that!
Cancers (me) are known for being vert attentive....Scorpios too!
Whats your sign?
Well hey, I havent slept with every Cancer, and maybe I didn't appeal much to them. I'm an Aries with one of each, I have a splash chart.click to expand

Posted by lildol
Oh, and then we have CC as an example too... need I say more

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛
Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....click to expand

Posted by SsasyPosted by MoonArtist
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."
I havent yet grown the balls on DX yet to say this. But this is EXACTLY what I wanted to say!!
🙂
There has to be some type of connection...and clearly it was lacking somewhere BUT i doubt it was the Cancer.When I wasnt intrested I rushed and didnt do much!click to expand




Posted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixedclick to expand

Posted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiotclick to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?click to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lolclick to expand


Posted by virg_gokiPosted by MoonArtistPosted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP
ARGHH MY EYES!!!! THEY BURNclick to expand

Posted by Denver34Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP
Don't flatter yourselves....all you're capable of is retarded behavior.
MA, is that you? Seriously—?
click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.click to expand


Posted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.click to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.click to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtistclick to expand

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
Sorry about that. Posted before double checking.click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉click to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpioclick to expand

Posted by virg_gokiPosted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP
I take it back. fucker doesn't deserve any kindness if he just throws everything he has away.
MA you're beautiful. 😄click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lolclick to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.click to expand

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~click to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?click to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....click to expand

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".
~chuckling~click to expand

Posted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgoclick to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by MoonArtistPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by justagirlPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by justagirlPosted by CancerOnTheCusp
Aqua
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".
~chuckling~
*wanders to the crab den*
Checking this out before any trades commence... That chuckle seems evil..click to expand

Posted by virg_gokiPosted by MoonArtistPosted by virg_gokiPosted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP
I take it back. fucker doesn't deserve any kindness if he just throws everything he has away.
MA you're beautiful. 😄
Thank you!
yeah, will you take it a compliment if I say your balls are bigger than your titties? 😉click to expand

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VirgoChyldPosted by Denver34Posted by VirgoChyld
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?click to expand
I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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Fellow VirGuys, what are your experiences with Cancer women in the sack? How would you rate them compared to other signs? Im seeing a delish crab as we speak and we truly rock each others world in bed, hot damn!!