Virgo Cripplers

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by Cajunspirit on Sunday, February 21, 2010 and has 30 replies.

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@Cajunspirit
17 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo

Here I thought it might be amusing to see what people view as "crippling" things for Virgos. Things that make us weak, susceptible or uncomfortable.

Food
1. Spicy food
2. Too much dairy products
3. Eating "off time"

Oh my gosh, it's the worse when I commit one of these crimes and have to pay several visits to the bathroom trying to "rectify" [lol pun] the problem. I think 1st Decan Virgos have a much stronger constitution stomach wise than the others, fortunate buggers πŸ˜›

Women
1. Scorpios
2. Sagittarius
3. Cancers
4. Aries
5. Pisces

Scorpios seem to be my curse as a 2nd Decan, I am attracted without fail. Passionate and loyal.
[Notable features : Eyes, Bust and Hair]
Sagittarus woman I like a lot with their wit, humor and outgoing selves. Very affectionate and caring to the ones they love.
[Notable Features : Hips, Juicy Thighs and Hair]
Cancer ladies seem like the "wife" every man would want to have. Nurturing, caring and oh so loving.
[Notable Features : Bust, Stomachs and Hair]
Aries chicas are really straight forward and honest, with lots of spunk and zest.
[Notable Features : Hott butts, Gorgeous looks and Wonderful Hair]
Pisces women are most likely the epitome of feminine in my view. Though some are tomboyish in the early years, once they become comfortable in their shoes, my gosh do they become appealing.
[Notable Features : Well curved, Shapely, Dreamy eyes]

Female Anatomy
1. Hips
2. Thighs
3. Waist
4. Hair
5. Face

I don't know what it is, but broad hips send me wild. Drives me crazy, especially when complimented with a small waist and thick thighs, damn! Puts me in a heat.

I love long brunette silky hair very appealing, more so in tandem with nice facial features.

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@*~ariesgal~*
16 Years

You and my virgo friend have a lot in common. He's a second deacon too (read all about that in that other thread). He seems to have a thing for smacking me on the behind which annoys me sometimes, I guess I should give him a pass now. LOL!

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@Mattofla
16 Years

Having a good body is nice and all, but the face and having interesting eyes really catches my attention. That and personality.

P.s I like spicy foods. πŸ™‚

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@Cajunspirit
17 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
"
so basically,you're in love with me.why don't you just come out and say it Caj? πŸ˜‰

Guilty as charged Bella πŸ˜‰
I just realised your name is redundant, you have Beautiful twice! haha, how cute.

Posted by ianthefish

is this what causes the crippling gas that ya'll have that shaks was talking about?

For me, definitely.

Posted by Mattofla
Having a good body is nice and all, but the face and having interesting eyes really catches my attention. That and personality.

P.s I like spicy foods. πŸ™‚

Good for you buddy.
But I wonder, would you date a gal who is a tad overweight?

Posted by Stpatrickspisces
Well well..a bit more insight into Cajun! I guess I can't contribute to the weaknesses of Virgos because I don't really know..lol. It will be an interesting read though! :-) I like what you said about Pisces!!!

Heeheehee, I only discovered last year that all the girls I was attracted to in high school were ALL Pisces... kinda scary πŸ˜›

Posted by *~ariesgal~*
You and my virgo friend have a lot in common. He's a second deacon too (read all about that in that other thread). He seems to have a thing for smacking me on the behind which annoys me sometimes, I guess I should give him a pass now. LOL!
click to expand

*mischievous grin*
I approve πŸ˜„

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@Mattofla
16 Years

"Good for you buddy.
But I wonder, would you date a gal who is a tad overweight?"

...I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. πŸ™‚

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@Stpatrickspisces
16 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

Posted by *~ariesgal~*
You and my virgo friend have a lot in common. He's a second deacon too (read all about that in that other thread). He seems to have a thing for smacking me on the behind which annoys me sometimes, I guess I should give him a pass now. LOL!

Hahaha...that's funny because the Virgo I am seeing does that as well! So the Virgos like to "smack that ass"...lol. It startles me sometimes! πŸ˜‰

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@msInternationalTease
16 YearsVirgo

Posted by Cajunspirit
Here I thought it might be amusing to see what people view as "crippling" things for Virgos. Things that make us weak, susceptible or uncomfortable.

Food
1. Spicy food
2. Too much dairy products
3. Eating "off time"

Oh my gosh, it's the worse when I commit one of these crimes and have to pay several visits to the bathroom trying to "rectify" [lol pun] the problem....

HAHA! Sounds like me...

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@quo vadis?
16 Years

@cajunspirit: you really know how to tickle!
"Eating "off time""
wait!Even a dark Haagen Daaz?πŸ™‚
"Cancer ladies seem like the "wife" every man would want to have..."
Are virgo people in that list,concidering they prefer the emotional predictability?
"Nurturing, caring and oh so loving."
if it not turns into "clingy" i guess.
"[Notable Features : Bust, Stomachs and Hair] "
What about the smile?πŸ™‚

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@quo vadis?
16 Years

@Matoffla: "Good for you buddy.
But I wonder, would you date a gal who is a tad overweight?"

...I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. "

How you'll get by?πŸ™‚/i'm joking/
i think you and other virgo gentlemen like to see the feminine with the eye of a sculpture or painter,that means proportions,not above the standart 90/60/90

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@ninjamu
17 Years1,000+ PostsLeo

Generalizations are funny. One of my good friends is a 2nd decan virgo. He LOVES spicy food and drinks a half gallon of milk (from the carton) every day. He's a big guy. His fondness for fast food is what sends him to the toilet.

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@LibraLove
15 YearsLibra

haha! The food one rings true for my boyfriend. Several weeks ago, he ate spicy food and "off time," and told me he had to wake up at 4 in the morning to throw up.
Temperamental stomaches!

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@P-Angel
21 Years25,000+ PostsPisces

Or, is this just another Virgo thread to relish in the things you don't like, or is bad in your life ... again?

Is this ANOTHER thread created by a Virgo to spend energy on things that aren't good for them?

really?

How many of these goddam threads do you need to embrace to actually get that horrible feeling to stay with you?

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Posted by 25thDecan
Crippli.g? It certainly isn't spicy food. LMAO! I LUV IT!

Uuuummmm......
1) rear end...a round one....
2) big warm smile
3) honest eyes
4) wide hips
5) natural breats
6) blondes and redheads...gingers....mmmm...lmao
7) Venusian Bull
8) an accent.....

Non sexual
1)chocolate
2) good music
3) rum, cachaca
4) cajun food
5) violent video games- shooters

*sniffling into scented hankie* I am touched.

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@P-Angel
21 Years25,000+ PostsPisces

btw, LS .. male Virgos are sexually submissive, however, they want you to think they are the dominant ones, so that you will try and conquer them, so that you will try and tame their naughtiness.

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@OP3CRIMSIN
15 Years500+ Posts

Still don't understand "Crippling". If you're referring to a vice of mine, it would have to be beer. If you're referring to something I am deathly afraid of it would have to be being forced to dance in public.

And for Elle, I don't know if it's possible, but I would say both. I enjoy being told what to do in the bedroom but I also love directing where the sex goes, or rather where the one-eyed-gopher goes. lol but all in all probably submissive.

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@Cajunspirit
17 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by OP3CRIMSIN
Still don't understand "Crippling". If you're referring to a vice of mine, it would have to be beer. If you're referring to something I am deathly afraid of it would have to be being forced to dance in public.

And for Elle, I don't know if it's possible, but I would say both. I enjoy being told what to do in the bedroom but I also love directing where the sex goes, or rather where the one-eyed-gopher goes. lol but all in all probably submissive.

Things that make you weak/susceptible.

Posted by P-Angel
Or, is this just another Virgo thread to relish in the things you don't like, or is bad in your life ... again?
Is this ANOTHER thread created by a Virgo to spend energy on things that aren't good for them?

really?

How many of these goddam threads do you need to embrace to actually get that horrible feeling to stay with you?

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I included both things I like and do not like.

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@SomeRandomVirgo
15 YearsVirgo

Posted by ellessque
hey virgo.

random question for you.

describe yourself sexually with one of these words.

just one word. I don't need commentary.

be honest. πŸ˜„

dominant
submissive

i'll play the role of submissive little lamb(apparently women in these parts are attracted to the hugh grant-esque bashful gentleman types, which i pretty much am lol)...but then the lights go out. once that happens, may God have mercy on your hips, because i sure as hell won't πŸ˜‰