@LadyNeptune
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Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
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Your poor wife ??♀️
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
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You forgot level 6 ??
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Wait.....wtf is this thread doing in the Virgo section?shouldn't it be in the powder room?
Im a virgo
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Pull it together, bro
Bad motherfuckers don't apologize for their doings, remember
Its o.k she the one he settled with
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Well we all know what you are soo paranoid about ...obviously your wife settled and you scared shitless now. Poor ??
Posted by -elle-
I got exactly what I wanted.Took damn near forever.
When he leaves for work I just stare for a second because it's pretty surreal.
I don't have time to settle....hell, I usually enjoy my own company over anyone else's anyways...the fact that I ENJOY his company is a big feat in itself. lol
Well i didnt say all women did I?
People who are compatible really don't concern themselves with these kind of thoughts. Never even enters into one's mind.
Neither does cheating, lying, abuse or even some kind of irrational standard of "looks".
They are just.......compatible.
*ghasps*
Brace yourself, it happens.
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Yeah if their evenly matched.
5 with 5
8 with 8
10 with 10
When u got a 5 with 8 somthing not right thats tipping the balance scale. Thats when u hear wow you pulled her.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Pull it together, bro
Bad motherfuckers don't apologize for their doings, remember
Its o.k she the one he settled with
Well we all know what you are soo paranoid about ...obviously your wife settled and you scared shitless now. Poor ??
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Lol if she did she must be a 12 because i know im a 10
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
You forgot level 6 ??
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Level 5??
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Pull it together, bro
Bad motherfuckers don't apologize for their doings, remember
Its o.k she the one he settled with
Well we all know what you are soo paranoid about ...obviously your wife settled and you scared shitless now. Poor ??
Lol if she did she must be a 12 because i know im a 10
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— 10 on the scale of delusional
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Who hurt you?
So you want to read a book? —
People do things differently.
Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
You forgot level 6 ??
Level 5??
Level 10
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Thats level 1 sweet heart
Posted by -elle-
I have never heard a woman say that. Ever.They wont say it to other women but they will tell men.
I think you need to aspire to surround yourself with better women.
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Are you serious? Why do you wish IT on women period? Specially on good ones? ?
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You're not fucking Jed. You only WISH you were

Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
Its nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on the freaking nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
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Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
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Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
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I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
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Yes they dont count cause i said some...
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
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No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
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I just said it Sherlock.
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
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educational lol
what's with fedora though no wonder i was never attracted to anyone with a fedora lol
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You're not fucking Jed. You only WISH you were
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Shut ta hell up with your girl! Obsessive moron!
Jed can not be compared to a MAN!
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
I just said it Sherlock.
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No you did not genius.
But carry on will you?
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
I just said it Sherlock.
No you did not genius.
But carry on will you?
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Sooooommmmmme
Are you happy now Sherlock
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
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She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
educational lol
what's with fedora though no wonder i was never attracted to anyone with a fedora lol
There was a period of time some years back where "trendy" fuck boys were easy to spot because they wore Fedora's.
Nowadays you don't see it as much. Probably because people started noticing. So they ditched the Fedora's in order to blend in with society.
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Now they wear skinny jeans or rompers
Yuk
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
I just said it Sherlock.
No you did not genius.
But carry on will you?
Sooooommmmmme
Are you happy now Sherlock
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When you go silent
I will be happy then.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
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I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
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Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? lol
No im married im in shape and 6ft tall make good money baby enrapture
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uh huh i'm sure size doesn't matter
lol, r u that funny iVirgo? i am too lazy to browse history
Posted by TachibanaSan
People do things differently.Be careful to not generalize
or label how anyone chooses.
Pretty women like older ugly guys.
Ugly older guys like pretty women.
It nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.
Fk nature too.
Whom are you speaking for?
I guess we are to disregard
the beautiful couples and
the ugly ones as well.
I will take my leave now.
Yes they dont count cause i said some...
No, in your reply to me
you did not say some.
I just said it Sherlock.
No you did not genius.
But carry on will you?
Sooooommmmmme
Are you happy now Sherlock
When you go silent
I will be happy then.
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Dont be threatening me Sherlock
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? lol
No im married im in shape and 6ft tall make good money baby enrapture
uh huh i'm sure size doesn't matter
lol, r u that funny iVirgo? i am too lazy to browse history
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Yes i am.
And size does matter when its a Spicy Italian on whole wheat.
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? lol
No im married im in shape and 6ft tall make good money baby enrapture
uh huh i'm sure size doesn't matter
lol, r u that funny iVirgo? i am too lazy to browse history
Yes i am.
And size does matter when its a Spicy Italian on whole wheat.
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lol
spicy Italian? hmm... it's more at the 'one one size fits all' level lol
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
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He probably has arthritis. And if you dont switch position while he's jamming your dentures to the back of your thorat you might get tonsillitis.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
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Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? lol
No im married im in shape and 6ft tall make good money baby enrapture
uh huh i'm sure size doesn't matter
lol, r u that funny iVirgo? i am too lazy to browse history
Yes i am.
And size does matter when its a Spicy Italian on whole wheat.
lol
spicy Italian? hmm... it's more at the 'one one size fits all' level lol
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Its just a twist on the one when i said i was stalking my wife and found she was cheating, "cheating on her diet.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
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Lol Dont get offended you started it love
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
He probably has arthritis. And if you dont switch position while he's jamming your dentures to the back of your thorat you might get tonsillitis.
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I am glad you FINALLY described your married life! NOW your issue is more-less obvious.
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
educational lol
what's with fedora though no wonder i was never attracted to anyone with a fedora lol
There was a period of time some years back where "trendy" fuck boys were easy to spot because they wore Fedora's.
Nowadays you don't see it as much. Probably because people started noticing. So they ditched the Fedora's in order to blend in with society.
Now they wear skinny jeans or rompers
Yuk
What color romper did you wear today?
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Mahogany
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
He probably has arthritis. And if you dont switch position while he's jamming your dentures to the back of your thorat you might get tonsillitis.
I am glad you FINALLY described your married life! NOW your issue is more-less obvious.
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No gopher face i was replying to you.
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
Lol Dont get offended you started it love
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Wherent you supposed to go GET SOME? So? When are you getting it?
I knew it! I said it - A DREAM!! Wet dream.
Gals, I am sure this putz is masturbating imagining so many women communicating with him at once!
WHEW!!!
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
Lol Dont get offended you started it love
Wherent you supposed to go GET SOME? So? When are you getting it?
I knew it! I said it - A DREAM!! Wet dream.
Gals, I am sure this putz is masturbating imagining so many women communicating with him at once!
WHEW!!!
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No havent left yet' still on the sofa.
Fyi What i do with my jimmy when im alone is my business
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
He probably has arthritis. And if you dont switch position while he's jamming your dentures to the back of your thorat you might get tonsillitis.
I am glad you FINALLY described your married life! NOW your issue is more-less obvious.
No gopher face i was replying to you.
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How would I describe something I am not living in such details?
Because YOU LIVING IT, putz!
Posted by iCloud9
another one of those self-proclaimed "good/nice" bitter guysnice? by whose definition? lol
Yup. There's levels to this shit.
educational lol
what's with fedora though no wonder i was never attracted to anyone with a fedora lol
There was a period of time some years back where "trendy" fuck boys were easy to spot because they wore Fedora's.
Nowadays you don't see it as much. Probably because people started noticing. So they ditched the Fedora's in order to blend in with society.
Now they wear skinny jeans or rompers
Yuk
What color romper did you wear today?
Mahogany
Totes adorbs.
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Sure
Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You mean get face f*ked
Whatever I mean he can't type while I am doing anything to him unlike you stupid poor useless freak!
Freak who doesn't know what rondo with his dick!!! —
He probably has arthritis. And if you dont switch position while he's jamming your dentures to the back of your thorat you might get tonsillitis.
I am glad you FINALLY described your married life! NOW your issue is more-less obvious.
No gopher face i was replying to you.
How would I describe something I am not living in such details?
Because YOU LIVING IT, putz!
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Why dont you go find a man Putz his penise in your putzz
You are a women right?
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
Lol Dont get offended you started it love
Wherent you supposed to go GET SOME? So? When are you getting it?
I knew it! I said it - A DREAM!! Wet dream.
Gals, I am sure this putz is masturbating imagining so many women communicating with him at once!
WHEW!!!
No havent left yet' still on the sofa.
Fyi What i do with my jimmy when im alone is my business
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And I said exactly what you doing! How is jimmy? Wouldn't get up huh? Leave it alone. It's lost case. It had never been up - why would it now? —?
Posted by Moonbutter
I have a nice guy and I'm super attracted to him ?Lier you have a Mr I'll settle dick.
Yeeaah I'll settle on that dick ??
Let your 40s ease in and ill bet Mr settle dick wont be as appealing as Mr bad boy dick
Haha he is a reformed bad boy so I got the best of both in one.
So he settled
I get it now
Wow your ego is really shattered by this, huh?
Lol no im just ass hole some times.
Miss settle puss*y
Wow, what a gentleman you are... no wonder you attract such classy women. Good for you ?
Lol im sorry. Didnt mean to offend you.
Eat a big fat dick, bitch ?
You do it everyday so do it today for me ??
Because your wife refusing your ugly dick?
I'll go get some head from her right now. You can self practice guy or gale what ever you are.
She must be doing helloova job so you keep typing while she is at it! ——————
I said I'll go get some" havent left yet.
Suuure. After you'll find a woman who will agree to stand next to you...at least...and it doesn't mean she will ever touch you unless you pay her.
But one can dream! So go on. Dreaming is free. Bj cost money! For morons like you.
Lol Dont get offended you started it love
Wherent you supposed to go GET SOME? So? When are you getting it?
I knew it! I said it - A DREAM!! Wet dream.
Gals, I am sure this putz is masturbating imagining so many women communicating with him at once!
WHEW!!!
No havent left yet' still on the sofa.
Fyi What i do with my jimmy when im alone is my business
And I said exactly what you doing! How is jimmy? Wouldn't get up huh? Leave it alone. It's lost case. It had never been up - why would it now? —?
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Lol i would call you a old couger
But your more like a wild jungle tiger with all does stretch marks.
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Posted by Gemitati
I am SO glad that I am old enough to not to worry about this bull sheet and Fk most gorgeous man living!!!Mmmmmmm ?
You're not fucking Jed. You only WISH you were
Shut ta hell up with your girl! Obsessive moron!
Jed can not be compared to a MAN!
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How can you call him a man when he has to wear a bra to hold up his sagging man-titties? Jed is hard as stone all over.
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