YEEEEHAAAAW!!

~Runs in with muddy boots on, frantically shreds all to-do lists while cackling gleefully, shoots up at ceiling with Colt 45, runs out in a wild frenzy~

Posted by MoonArtist
~Runs in with muddy boots on,

Goodbye.

Great idea!! You do that task since I suck at doing computer stuffs. I'll smear peanut butter on the counters.....

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

OMG you just made ME cry... 😭

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

Ah ha....the subtle ninja style disarrayer.....I shall continue in stealth mode....

Posted by justagirl

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

OMG you just made ME cry... 😭

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WAit wait wait!! No one's supposed to cry! Don't cry! We'll go to Sephora and then get some Godiva and read books at the book store and it will be ok, really!

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

Changed my favorite trine from Capricorn to Taurus just like that

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by justagirl

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

OMG you just made ME cry... 😭

WAit wait wait!! No one's supposed to cry! Don't cry! We'll go to Sephora and then get some Godiva and read books at the book store and it will be ok, really!

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OK!! Book stores calm me 😉

All that stuff he listed... freaks me out and I'm only part Virgo as I call it LOL My kitchen is my haven and everything has a PLACE! You don't mess with that!! I am super OCD, don't move my stuff, I can TELL if someone moves it a millimeter!!

BTW why you trying to mess with the Virgos? they going to get you with the pitchforks :p

Posted by justagirl

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by justagirl

Posted by cowpuncher
Wrong.

What you do, when none of them are looking, is start knocking things juuust very slightly off kilter.

Pictures and paintings hanging just a few degrees off. Magazines not quite parallel on the coffee table. Books just slightly askew in the bookshelves.

Get into the silverware drawer, and swap the spots for the spoons and forks. Leave them totally neat! Just in different places.

Little things like that will drive them crazy, whereas running in with muddy boots just makes them mad. Let them think the very fates are intervening to knock all the little things in their world just a little out of whack though, and they get very entertaining.

Just don't get caught doing it. 😉

OMG you just made ME cry... 😭

WAit wait wait!! No one's supposed to cry! Don't cry! We'll go to Sephora and then get some Godiva and read books at the book store and it will be ok, really!

OK!! Book stores calm me 😉

All that stuff he listed... freaks me out and I'm only part Virgo as I call it LOL My kitchen is my haven and everything has a PLACE! You don't mess with that!! I am super OCD, don't move my stuff, I can TELL if someone moves it a millimeter!!

BTW why you trying to mess with the Virgos? they going to get you with the pitchforks :p

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hehehe, I know, some of my Virgo friends are funny that way. Sooo organized and tidy.

I'm just stirring the pot. I did something similar to the Taurus's a while back. Only it was cattle prod themed. 😉

^^ Or whips to use 😉

Ha! that might send the true blues running in fear!

Don't forget the sanitizer!