The Second Conservative Caf (Page 2)

Simple, tell them that that's how they came to this world.

I could so see myself explaining this.

he's nice.....he wouldn't....

Not if he is in the middle of something. 😉

i need to go.....take it eeezzzzzzzz

Bye GemTwo-Two

*She looks around the empty cafe and the mess that customers have made. Sighing she goes and grabs her mop and broom from the back and begins to clean. On the counter she has set out several cups of day old and cold coffee with the sign 'FREE' next to them. She waits.*

*Bored and lonely 101 begins to knit a sweater for Bling. While looking our for lurkers.*

*Knocks free coffee onto the floor so that she might clean it up. Giving her something to do.*

I would never say this to my seed(s)....

-Get the FU**! out and Shut the Goddamn door!!!

Sure you wouldn't...

Yo! can yall git da Hammah sum Coffee?

There is coffee on the counter. *points* It might be a bit old, but it is coffee. You have to put your finger in it and break the film off the top.

Sorry sb, we only make fresh coffee during the weekdays. Saves money.

Dick: i'll take a cup thank you....BTW i really like the name of this place...

*knocks Caggirl's hot thermos off the table accidentally.*

Sorry about that. If you still want coffee I have some on the counter.

One word with the Capgirl: Competition.

Yes I make messes so I can clean them up. I like to clean. Though I will have my hands full when Bling returns.

Dammit, get out with your damn hot and fresh coffee and find some other place to sell it. If you are going to sell your damn coffee here they you damn well better give me sixty damn percent of your damn sells. Got that Capgirl? I do not take this issue lightly.

*clears throat and regains posture*

In that case, carry on. I better not see you in here on Monday.

(takes the cup of hot FRESH coffee and takes a sip.)

Traitor sb. Cold coffee is all the rage now, if you didn't know. And these coffee skins, *rips one off* are very good for you.

hahahaha coffee skins are gross.

I don't know. Do you know of I site where I can find out for free?

*Makes new batch of coffee and sets it on the counter and waits.*

Mr. Bread I am in a fine mood. No flirting. 😢

He is just fine. Once again he has turned my home into his home. 😢 He keeps talking about how he wants to travel for the summer. I told I don't care where as long as it is not the beach.

The beach gets old real fast. Water, sand, and land sharks. Plus Mr. Old World doesn't like me to wear a two piece.

Baa Humbug

I can't do that Mr. Bread. He will get mad at me and give me a good whipping. I suggested that we go to the mountains for the summer. Rent a cabin or something. Give us time alone.

No, he is two years my senior. His family is old world and he was raised old world so therefore he is what he was raised.

It is not that bad. It comes with its perks. So how are you? Have you told you girlfriend's parents you want to 'go to the chapel'?

Mr.Bread you seem like a bad boy. Whisking your girlfriend off without her parents approval. Sounds like a movie.

Good Night.

I wish this site had a counter to tell how many people were online. Easier to track lurkers. One of my favortie pasttimes is hunting lurkers. *cocks gun*

*chickens gun*

What the heck? Fine, I will say 'loads' gun instead of 'c*ocks" gun.

*loads gun*

Good Afternoon.

*looks around for gun*

Don't deny a woman her pleasures. Now help me find me find my gun.

It doesn't matter where I am. It is the summer months I could be anywhere. I was talking about you in jolly ole Britian...wait...it is barely afternoon there.

Anyhow, how are you?

*Uses the barrel of the gun to scratch her head.*

*shoots off into the darkness surrounding the cafe. Watches as shadows scurry.*

You all can't run forever. I'll get you one day. For now...

*Makes new coffee*

*mutters* Dork.

*Gets Bling his coffee with a fake smile.*

I'm not yours to order around, boy.

Do it yourself.

*Picks up the cup and throws it at Bling. Hits him square on the head.*

What a brat.

Dammit, I will not clean a damn thing in this damn cafe. Now dammit stop that damn dancing and clean up your mess like a good boy.

Yeah, I found out my rising and moon.

*hangs head in shame.*

The sweet irony of it all...

Yeah, CapGirl I got some fire and some water.

Tainted earth I am.

*bling proceeds to pull himself around the cafe on his arse*

😢 Go somewhere else, you are embarrassing. This is suppose to be a respectable place.

Close, more like cancer rising and aries moon.

It could have been worst. I could have been a Scorpio rising.

I am what I am Bling. Love it or hate it.

Only if I can say how Libras are pieces of shit.

No piece of shit is charming. *smiles*

Yes, it would be.

So I bet Bling is off right now finding some 'comical' picture to place on the boards. Or he is the corner crying.

..and it's a good blend.....

If you say so.

*throws coffee mug at Bling.*

Damn you.

And that Scorpio sun stops you from being a sick dandy.