*makes a few quick calls to have a hottub installed in the far corner of the cafe*
hi-is the hottub connection? uh huh wha? you can't come til tom.? whaddya mean you don't do nightime installations!!! this is an EMERGENCY! wha? you guys actually HAVE hottub emergencies— o_O okay whatever- I will be here... between 11 and 6— thats like the whole fecking day!! ya ya well I have a life you know... ya I KNOW I'm on DXP!!! ERRRR- SMARTASS!!! okay fine fine yeahyeah I'll be here...
*schoene suddenly realizes that she is surrounded by crickets and they have that we're-going-to -attack-w/o-reason-or-mercy-prepare-for-a-bloody-death look in their eyes*
well-actually itis just a reddish glow...I-I was being dramatic...you know us scorps and the dra-ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
that crackhigh lil carcASS monkey is NOT a koalacabras!!!!
koalacabras are CUTE!!!!!
didn't you know that diint you youooooo wittle siwwwy HEAD have another cigarywary- wha- you wan yer bwanky? I got yer binky wite hew my wittle ickle babekins $ _ $
the trowel works better for applying cover-up actually...run of the mill stock standard shalack is great for filling in those gaping pores too- hardens with a nice finish but ya still gotta file it down a little...
<BR> <BR> "I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz<BR> or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:<BR> I love you as certain dark things are loved,<BR> secretly, between the shadow and the soul.<BR> <BR> I love you as the plant that doesn
In the dawning silence<BR> I can hear the phantom ring<BR> The world just seems to fall away<BR> I hear the angels sing <BR> <BR> Grief and pain just disappear<BR> My world is mine again<BR> And for that single moment<BR> I can live without an end <BR> <B
Velvet whispers<BR> Inaudible murmuring <BR> Stifled secrets<BR> <BR> Indigo shadows veil desperation<BR> Obscuring desire<BR> <BR> In a lucid azure dream<BR> I found you<BR> <BR> Under a sapphire sky.
Well, it so happens that I was asked my permission to dedicate 2 whole pages to me in an upcoming book called The International Who's Who of Poetry with one of the pages being my poem and the other page being a biography of me. Woohoo! (Hopefully it's n
A Maiden <BR> Sara Teasdale <BR> <BR> Oh if I were the velvet rose <BR> Upon the red rose vine, <BR> I'd climb to touch his window <BR> And make his casement fine.<BR> <BR> And if I were the little bird <BR> That twitters on the tree, <BR> All day I'd si
I'm suffering from a little writers block. I'd would *appreciate* any help given by the inspiration dxpians. The piece is humor.<BR> <BR> What would a good break-up speech sound like if it is heard over the answering machine? I want her to be cold and s
Have been away for a few days & haven't checked in. I am going to the local "book mine" tomorrow & will look for your suggestion. Sounds like something I'd enjoy! For me, besides dialogue, it's all about the characters & how the author describes them. Wil
You will not tame this sea<BR> either by humility or rapture.<BR> But you can laugh<BR> in its face.<BR> <BR> Laughter<BR> was invented by those<BR> who live briefly<BR> as a burst of laughter.<BR> <BR> The eternal sea<BR> will never learn to laugh.<BR> <
Freedom... Pure naked freedom. It's the loss of all inhibitions. It's like stipping off all your clothes and running bare bottomed through the desert durring a lightning storm, sand burning the soles of your feet and sweat and rain water running down your
you lazy dough...