Virgo101
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For you Bling.
😉
😉
*crickets*
*crickets decide to leave because the cafe is too dead and quiet even for them*
*crickets decide to leave because the cafe is too dead and quiet even for them*
*walks in and flings buckets of mud on the walls*
There! I always hated clean sterile places. Now it looks alittle more like my mind.
#_#
There! I always hated clean sterile places. Now it looks alittle more like my mind.
#_#
*glares after juwanapla and her empty buckets. Grabs a bucket and comet cleanser and begins at the dirty walls.*
n i thought earthy people like earth more than than the watery ones—
Go away airhead. I am in a foul mood.
you missed a spot.
WHERE??
Go away airhead. I am in a foul mood.
you missed a spot.
WHERE??
This is suppose to be a clean place. Now take you smut and go.
*starts to scrub out the spot*
Thank you sb. You may return to your insane Scorpian friend. Watch out they are ticking time bombs.
Thank you sb. You may return to your insane Scorpian friend. Watch out they are ticking time bombs.
let her scrub sb
her I-miss-bling-and-can't-gettenough-of-the-scorps tears help keep the floor germ-free...
her I-miss-bling-and-can't-gettenough-of-the-scorps tears help keep the floor germ-free...
You all don't understand:
A clean place is a HAPPY place
A clean place is a HAPPY place
*hugs sb*
You understand. Would you like a free drink? Anything you like. We have healthy drinks, fruit shake, protein powder blast...pick, pick...
You understand. Would you like a free drink? Anything you like. We have healthy drinks, fruit shake, protein powder blast...pick, pick...
*watches sb go and notices how empty the cafe is. Virgo101 likes it this way.*
I'm trying to keep this place clean. So don't do anything to get it dirty. 😉
Bling, consider taking over the world. (that was out of the blue, so what)
I have to go. My show comes on in a few minutes.
Bye 😉
I have to go. My show comes on in a few minutes.
Bye 😉
Join me.........
Of course. How are you this fine morning?
Of course. How are you this fine morning?
No, I don't need to.
Are they getting married?
Are they getting married?
Pretty confident then—
Yes.
Yes.
World History. I got this. 😉
HELL NO!!!
I AM NOT TEACHING LITTLE BRATS FOR EIGHT HOURS
I WOULD END UP GOING INSANE
I don't like kids that much.
That will be ironic won't it Bling. 😉
hahahahah
I AM NOT TEACHING LITTLE BRATS FOR EIGHT HOURS
I WOULD END UP GOING INSANE
I don't like kids that much.
That will be ironic won't it Bling. 😉
hahahahah
hahahahah
I'd give them all F's.
hahahahaha
I'd give them all F's.
hahahahaha
Lock them inside for recess.
hehe
I can picture it, they bring you an Apple,you bounce it off their head....
really hard too.
hahaha
hehe
I can picture it, they bring you an Apple,you bounce it off their head....
really hard too.
hahaha
Bye Bling....
No, I don't like kids. I would just a whip on them.
No, I don't like kids. I would just a whip on them.
*walks into the very clean and very empty cafe*
Still empty...😢
😢
Bling, darling, excellent idea with the sign.
Now people know this place exists.
Now people know this place exists.
*hands sb a pair of sunglasses*
A whole box of them came with the sign.
A whole box of them came with the sign.
*hands sb the keys*
I gotta run. Give these to Bling and give him a kiss for me.
I gotta run. Give these to Bling and give him a kiss for me.
HI kids! Just dropping in to say a quick hello. Had a hard time finding this place. Virgo cleaned up the mud, damn her! It was the sign that got my attention. You guys have a good night. I'm going to shower for work now. c ya!
Smart girl.
Bling what would you say if I got you a leash? A nice one to go around that neck of yours?
(glares)
Fight or not fight.
Bling its over.
FIGHT FOR YOUR OWN MISERABLE HONOUR
I'M DONE WITH YOU
*runs off into back room, locking the door behind her.*
Bling its over.
FIGHT FOR YOUR OWN MISERABLE HONOUR
I'M DONE WITH YOU
*runs off into back room, locking the door behind her.*
*a bright red laser beam comes within an inch of Bling's head.*
(Having counted to ten 101 emerges out of the closet and sits at the table with the two.)
Thank you for the coffee sb.
Thank you for the coffee sb.
We can go anywhere you want Bling.
*drops a pin and the small sound can be heard throughout all the boards.*
*lits match and throws it on the floor*
Let this place become ashes.
Let this place become ashes.
*runs out and locks Bling inside the burning cafe*
*101's eyes peek through the soot covered windows,choking back the tears...*
*the sulfur was getting to her. One last look at the place and she turns and head for home. Not bothering to call 911 or 999*
*the sulfur was getting to her. One last look at the place and she turns and head for home. Not bothering to call 911 or 999*
Glad you are going back to hell Bling?
*looking back at the building and feels a bit guilty and ashamed...a bit.*
*calls 911 on her cell*
Yeah...thanks Crab
So did you get stood up last night or something—
Course not.
We just ran into my ex, his brother, his parents and the whole grad party at the restaurant we went to. It was so terrible...
So did you get stood up last night or something—
Course not.
We just ran into my ex, his brother, his parents and the whole grad party at the restaurant we went to. It was so terrible...
*from far away watches the firefighters put out the flames.*
*runs toward him with tears streaming down her face*
Oh Bling forgive...I'm just a bipolar little witch....I'm can't believe I tried to kill you...
Oh Bling forgive...I'm just a bipolar little witch....I'm can't believe I tried to kill you...
*stops*
I understand...
*wipes tears*
I'll go to the Sag board and start my life over. You'll never have to hear from me again...
I understand...
*wipes tears*
I'll go to the Sag board and start my life over. You'll never have to hear from me again...
*gets on the train to the Sag board without looking back.*
so sad...😢
antibling hates leos...
antibling hates leos...
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