The Smokin' LO_AK Cafe (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by schoenetanz on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 and has 119 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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spring showers all day today

I was in heaven

the only time today that I didn't have everything go my way

was when you held back yer G&O M&M's (((@_@)))

just a minute

ago

(((((((((@_@)))))))))

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*slides into hottub to melt away M-related addiction stress and sees a baby liver floating around on the tub floor*

*looks closer*

o_O

if you can SEE the bottom- then the water is no good...

*pees in water*

I'm helping...

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@schoenetanz
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*M&M's insantlty melt in the hottub and water turns a deep foggy choco brown*

PERFECT!

*licks oily froth*

mmmm dead skin...with a HINT of greeen and deep oaky orange undertones...this water clearly has been aged in a nutty scorpio walnut ass crack for at least 2 yrs...the foam is young yet- but ahhh I can tell it will age well... *breathes in aroma*