Tonight's Special...Busted Ravioli

Tonight's Special...Busted Ravioli

this is disgusting!

I LOVE IT!!

so how does one bust a Ravioli?


*Gem adjust professor specks*

which would you rather have gem?

a blooming rose or

a busted ravioli?

what are my choices?

think about the pics...

man...I'm grossing myself out here...

can't have both?

YOU can have whatever you want GEM*ZWEI

🙂

GUESS WHAT!!!

*think about the pics...




-OOOHHHH....NEITHER....those were pretty bad LOL

"what schoen?"


I can eat PICKLES! The bread and butter slicey kind and it doesn't hurt my tummy!!

how bad is that stomach pain?

no...I prolly still have gallstones 😢

I just find the pickles are digestable

GEM

it huuurrrtsss

Gallstones?

did u get that checked out?

no

I self diagnosed...

I mean...for all I know...it could be stomach cancer...

you must understand...this is all very exciting

the best thing is that alcohol doesn't hurt my tummy and neither does anything in liquid form



I can live with that

🙂

Alcohol doesn't? you're fine...

yeah

exactly...


so did you finish all that merlot last night?

I was jello 😢

*so did you finish all that merlot last night?


-no...i want to finish it off 2nite....

😢

😢

I'm feeling very emo tonight

so I limited my intake to one glass...

but you are making me want another

not much left though 😢


i must have really tackled it last night...i forgot part of he convo so i went back to read what i posted...

LOL!!

HAHAAA

I was a lil blitzed mahselv...lol...I read it too and realized I aked you like 3 times what you were drinking...you get a whole new story on these threads in the morning!! that's what's so great!

*I'm feeling very emo tonight


-why u feeling emo? did u dye your hair black and cut it?




if you did i think its cool

*you get a whole new story on these threads in the morning!

-that's true......LOL i do remember u asking me that a couple of times...

if you did i think its cool

*okay - I'm not feeling THAT emo anymore


-that means u only bought a t-shirt....something black....

hey i'm going to ask u a strange question.....


IF u were able to own a Koala, like as a pet...would u?

*guilty look*


*hides the funky socks in the pets forum*

eh heh heh hehehee

that is a complicated Q

actually i do wear funky socks in real life....that's left-over from the grungie/alternative/bullshit/trendy style of the 90's....the EMO thing is just a recycled sad crap of crap that came before our crap...

well...I wouldn't want anything healthy and living to depend on me right now...I singlehandedly killed all of my house plants without even trying...even the ones that you only have to water like once a month...and I just noticed that the plastic ones are drooping...

😢

soo yeahh...no koalas in my home...

BUT

I would have a koala when I am ready to have a kid...or...maybe a koala instead of a kid??

lol...it's a dream...it will never be legal to domesticate the koala

-imagine if you had one...imagine if u came across alot of money...and u were able to afford it.....people will just think you are some eccentric rich person (nothing new) would u do it?

actually i do wear funky socks in real life


HAHAHAHAHA

okay- I want either pictures or a detailed description of the pair you last wore

o_O))

GEM- seriously- if I could just have a perfect life...my PERFECT life right NOW

yes

it would include my very own live cuddling koala...obviously, I have had a number of wet dreams about this...

i'll just send u that last unwashed pair that i have worn...

i'll just send u that last unwashed pair that i have worn...



wow...you must really have a sixth sense about what's lacking in my life right now...so if you don't really mean to send them then please just stop teasing me...it's justfucking cruel okay?

*obviously, I have had a number of wet dreams about this...


-did u have any names picked out for your dream Koala?

*so if you don't really mean to send them then please just stop teasing me...it's justfucking cruel okay?



-LOL that's hilarious...

yes

I'm not gonna say though...it's really dorky

😢

NOO!


please share 🙂


i'm sure its not THAT dorky....

I would rather die than post it here

it's very childish

*trips on the skipit and drops lollipop*

*I would rather die than post it here


-now i'm going to be guessing what names u had in mind....

ok i'm shooting in the dark....but......Crystello had to be one of the names u were considering....

LOL

NOOO!!

not crystello...that's not a good koala name

that's a perfect name for my unborn son...I'm saving it

and yeah- to remind you- we prolly shouldn't say the "C" word because I don't want it to catch on and become wicked pop before I have a chance to spit out my own kid

i'm determined to find out what that name is....