@_Dazed
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What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
get some toys. make her woo with the toys the weewee size will never matter. we are talking about weewee size right? or learn how to use it better. really it is about how it is being use. that is a fact.

penis cage and strap on dildo
your welcome
Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.
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I have one.
penis cage and strap on dildo
your welcome
Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.
I have one.
...And here I was thinking I was a super freak, now that I have seen a penis cage, I have decided that I am just a freak. Not surprised you have one though 😄.
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Still searching for the one to give the key to.
You got wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to say you got a job. Its sad you make this site your priority. Its obvious you not getting any attention and nobody to like you in real life otherwise you wouldn't be making these negative attention seeking threads for tons of likes picking on certain users as you always do.
I ain got no interest in this so you can quote me all you want. Not replying back.
You got wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to say you got a job. Its sad you make this site your priority. Its obvious you not getting any attention and nobody to like you in real life otherwise you wouldn't be making these negative attention seeking threads for tons of likes picking on certain users as you always do.
I ain got no interest in this so you can quote me all you want. Not replying back.
Remember when you told a mother of a newborn to off herself?
Remember when you agreed that CC should be hung from a tree?
Remember when you told us you beat your wife?
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
That he shall become the master of head.
Put it in her butt. 🍑 And keep her mouth filled. Hard work pays off 💪
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
I mean I can come by with a camera and make them a really good cuck film.
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
How did he come to that conclusion and how did that convo play out?
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
How did he come to that conclusion and how did that convo play out?
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She asked if it was in yet.
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
There is never going to be ‘an advise’...
Just tell him to find. Pisces woman who would never cheat in him!🤦♀️
Haven’t you learn nothing from Kittens ass?
You are stupid mtfker you are! 😂😂😂
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
get some toys. make her woo with the toys the weewee size will never matter. we are talking about weewee size right? or learn how to use it better. really it is about how it is being use. that is a fact.
It’s a fucked up fact! 😂😂😂
Why would we need men if dildos doing job?
🤷♀️
Put it in her butt. 🍑 And keep her mouth filled. Hard work pays off 💪
WAIT!!! Which ‘put’ comes first?
Who is taking care of mother of gods...vagina?
🙄🤷♀️
What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?
get some toys. make her woo with the toys the weewee size will never matter. we are talking about weewee size right? or learn how to use it better. really it is about how it is being use. that is a fact.
It’s a fucked up fact! 😂😂😂
Why would we need men if dildos doing job?
🤷♀️
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well we dont need them anymore but they are fun to keep around.

Put it in her butt. 🍑 And keep her mouth filled. Hard work pays off 💪
WAIT!!! Which ‘put’ comes first?
Who is taking care of mother of gods...vagina?
🙄🤷♀️
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The ex Scorpio blew that hole up so the Cap can’t hang anymore 😏😝
penis cage and strap on dildo
your welcome
Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.
I have one.
... is your natal venus retrograde?
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Yes.
Put it in her butt. 🍑 And keep her mouth filled. Hard work pays off 💪
WAIT!!! Which ‘put’ comes first?
Who is taking care of mother of gods...vagina?
🙄🤷♀️
The ex Scorpio blew that hole up so the Cap can’t hang anymore 😏😝
Probably looks like this now:
Hahaha!
Poor Capricorn Man! 😭

Plot twist: Dazed is the Scorpio ex
well how small is it
well how small is it
Is not that caps dick is too small, it’s that dazeds dick is like the lockness monster 🤷🏽♀️
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he's a legend in his own mind
well how small is it
Is not that caps dick is too small, it’s that dazeds dick is like the lockness monster 🤷🏽♀️
he's a legend in his own mind
Have u seen it?
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no thanks
penis cage and strap on dildo
your welcome
Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.
I have one.
... is your natal venus retrograde?
Yes.
hah
knew it 🎯
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So is mine. Does that make us different?
As for your dilemma @_Dazed, he takes the rear and you take the front. Problem solved!
well how small is it
Is not that caps dick is too small, it’s that dazeds dick is like the lockness monster 🤷🏽♀️
he's a legend in his own mind
Have u seen it?
no thanks
If u did, that wouldn’t be your comment.
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lol still not interested lol
I keep expecting this thread to be about when you're dating a girl who listens to heavier music than you do. I keep wanting it to be about that. lol
Or needing to upgrade your headphones/speakers...
He had hardon, I mean Kardon. What's wrong with your's honey?
If it matters to her than he will eventually get dumped. I feel bad for ladies that have a preference because it harder to find a man.
Dxp is the new reddit. You all crack me up. My advice to OP.. if she’s not happy with the size and she can openly say it, it means 1. She’s not happy with him 2. She doesn’t respect him either 3. One day she’ll leave or cheat. Also, she’s extremely immature to even mention it to her man. This is an issue that must be dealt with internally... she must find her own answers about why he can’t satisfy her.. there’s no reason to dump her doubts on him, especially about something he can’t change. Mature women know that breeding insecurity in a man is a cruel and useless thing to do. Sorry but there is no remedy once this very bad conversation has been opened
penis cage and strap on dildo
your welcome
Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.
I have one.
...And here I was thinking I was a super freak, now that I have seen a penis cage, I have decided that I am just a freak. Not surprised you have one though 😄.
Still searching for the one to give the key to.
Seems to be a good amount of DXP women willing to cook for you. That seems to be the key. I'm not seeing the problem.
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More than just about cooking.
Dxp is the new reddit. You all crack me up. My advice to OP.. if she’s not happy with the size and she can openly say it, it means 1. She’s not happy with him 2. She doesn’t respect him either 3. One day she’ll leave or cheat. Also, she’s extremely immature to even mention it to her man. This is an issue that must be dealt with internally... she must find her own answers about why he can’t satisfy her.. there’s no reason to dump her doubts on him, especially about something he can’t change. Mature women know that breeding insecurity in a man is a cruel and useless thing to do. Sorry but there is no remedy once this very bad conversation has been opened
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What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?