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scorps


Posted by CreamyPV
I work best with Leos and other Pisces. Honorable mention to Capricorns and Aquas who I also work well with. Geminis are okay.

Posted by deckedandecker
I have had the misfortune of working with one too many Sag women, now I actively avoid any woman in a professional setting who has that sign for the following reasons.
1. Gossip A LOT about other people, a lot.
2. Can never take them at face value, will say one thing to your face and then do another.
3. NEVER prepare for any meeting and just make stuff up rambling on, will never trust one on a project.
4. Play favorites like none other to the detriment of the entire company.
5. Bad body odor, thank god for remote work because these h0es be rancid in office settings man!
6. Will talk over clients to the point where clients find them annoying and do not want to do business with your company because of it.
7. Prototypical office slut, cause of many many HR issues and an overall HR nightmare.
8. Bipolar and moody as they come, for no reason, never know what to expect from them. Very inconsistent.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandecker
I have had the misfortune of working with one too many Sag women, now I actively avoid any woman in a professional setting who has that sign for the following reasons.
1. Gossip A LOT about other people, a lot.
2. Can never take them at face value, will say one thing to your face and then do another.
3. NEVER prepare for any meeting and just make stuff up rambling on, will never trust one on a project.
4. Play favorites like none other to the detriment of the entire company.
5. Bad body odor, thank god for remote work because these h0es be rancid in office settings man!
6. Will talk over clients to the point where clients find them annoying and do not want to do business with your company because of it.
7. Prototypical office slut, cause of many many HR issues and an overall HR nightmare.
8. Bipolar and moody as they come, for no reason, never know what to expect from them. Very inconsistent.
i've got very little experience with sag females
all i know is that sag men make for terrible dates
only thing i can remember is this sag girl who likes to whisper with her boyfriend
she just blanks out when someone not her boyfriend nor her friend speak to herclick to expand


Posted by deckedandeckerPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandecker
I have had the misfortune of working with one too many Sag women, now I actively avoid any woman in a professional setting who has that sign for the following reasons.
1. Gossip A LOT about other people, a lot.
2. Can never take them at face value, will say one thing to your face and then do another.
3. NEVER prepare for any meeting and just make stuff up rambling on, will never trust one on a project.
4. Play favorites like none other to the detriment of the entire company.
5. Bad body odor, thank god for remote work because these h0es be rancid in office settings man!
6. Will talk over clients to the point where clients find them annoying and do not want to do business with your company because of it.
7. Prototypical office slut, cause of many many HR issues and an overall HR nightmare.
8. Bipolar and moody as they come, for no reason, never know what to expect from them. Very inconsistent.
i've got very little experience with sag females
all i know is that sag men make for terrible dates
only thing i can remember is this sag girl who likes to whisper with her boyfriend
she just blanks out when someone not her boyfriend nor her friend speak to her
Well then chances are your company is a smart one. The companies I worked at where Sag women took leadership positions or were in a favorable spot were outdated companies, usually the Sag was in the right place at the right time.
You never want to work with one, very disorganized and seem to drink their own kool aid.
There is a reason Mercury is in detriment in that sign, they do not prepare at all and just ramble on with their own garbage.
Their lack of preparation is a killer for any good company or team that is in a high stakes situation. I would never entrust important situations or projects to one if I had the power.click to expand
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandecker
I have had the misfortune of working with one too many Sag women, now I actively avoid any woman in a professional setting who has that sign for the following reasons.
1. Gossip A LOT about other people, a lot.
2. Can never take them at face value, will say one thing to your face and then do another.
3. NEVER prepare for any meeting and just make stuff up rambling on, will never trust one on a project.
4. Play favorites like none other to the detriment of the entire company.
5. Bad body odor, thank god for remote work because these h0es be rancid in office settings man!
6. Will talk over clients to the point where clients find them annoying and do not want to do business with your company because of it.
7. Prototypical office slut, cause of many many HR issues and an overall HR nightmare.
8. Bipolar and moody as they come, for no reason, never know what to expect from them. Very inconsistent.
i've got very little experience with sag females
all i know is that sag men make for terrible dates
only thing i can remember is this sag girl who likes to whisper with her boyfriend
she just blanks out when someone not her boyfriend nor her friend speak to her
Well then chances are your company is a smart one. The companies I worked at where Sag women took leadership positions or were in a favorable spot were outdated companies, usually the Sag was in the right place at the right time.
You never want to work with one, very disorganized and seem to drink their own kool aid.
There is a reason Mercury is in detriment in that sign, they do not prepare at all and just ramble on with their own garbage.
Their lack of preparation is a killer for any good company or team that is in a high stakes situation. I would never entrust important situations or projects to one if I had the power.
i've had this arranged blind date with sag
and yes mercury is def in detriment in that sign
they blank out so much, he thought we had a 'great date'
i disagreeclick to expand

Posted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i thinkclick to expand
Posted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i thinkclick to expand


Posted by deckedandeckerPosted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i think
Yeah they definitely like that lol.
Scorpios are full of envy and boredom at the same time. I have had to oversee a few and the pattern is the same, usually with the guys.
1. Take shortcuts with work and get others to do the work for them.
2. Lounge around probing and keeping tabs on people.
3. Try to incite drama and gossip at every turn, adding an emotional dramatic twist to it ("oooo gurrrlll he said that!").
4. Stir the pot if they get too bored.
When they are employees, it is easy. Just give them an a $ $ load of busy work, like mountains of busy work and find ways to write them up at every turn if they do not do it (CC'd HR in every email, they'll get the message ASAP due to being naturally paranoid).
Now when they become bosses, usually middle management a lot of times, it gets tricky.
They thrive off of drama and stirring the pot, only a matter of time if you have one that they are going to start drama and confrontations at every turn. Love to turn the coworkers against each other.
They are paranoid though so collecting evidence and playing the long-game is the best way to get even.click to expand

Posted by cake
I don't really mind the different personalities, when you need to get shit done you just have to see the best qualities in people and what they have to offer. I avoid work politics because I don't want to resent anyone and that way, everyone respects you because you keep your nose clean. Nobody can say that you talk shit since you don't participate in it, so people are more willing to help you and vouch for you if things come up. I bank on my network and set it aside in case I need it.
I do love my fire, water, air and fixed signs though.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i think
Yeah they definitely like that lol.
Scorpios are full of envy and boredom at the same time. I have had to oversee a few and the pattern is the same, usually with the guys.
1. Take shortcuts with work and get others to do the work for them.
2. Lounge around probing and keeping tabs on people.
3. Try to incite drama and gossip at every turn, adding an emotional dramatic twist to it ("oooo gurrrlll he said that!").
4. Stir the pot if they get too bored.
When they are employees, it is easy. Just give them an a $ $ load of busy work, like mountains of busy work and find ways to write them up at every turn if they do not do it (CC'd HR in every email, they'll get the message ASAP due to being naturally paranoid).
Now when they become bosses, usually middle management a lot of times, it gets tricky.
They thrive off of drama and stirring the pot, only a matter of time if you have one that they are going to start drama and confrontations at every turn. Love to turn the coworkers against each other.
They are paranoid though so collecting evidence and playing the long-game is the best way to get even.
i think people forget that scorps are near both libra and sag
and would often have those placements
i really admired the way my scorpio boss handled people
he used positive reinforcement unlike other boss who negs
but then i realized he wasn't sincere at all (i don't have an issue with this, just that it kinda feel infantilizing).
he told me i typed like an android (not the first i've heard it) but that it'd be a 'piece of cake' for me to focus on the content.
and then later on i overhear him talking to someone else and he says almost the EXACT same thing but the other way around. that though that other person didn't type fast enough, that it would be a piece of cake for them to bring content to fruition.
and i'm like: 'ok so he says that to everyone' and it reminds me of libras lolclick to expand

Posted by deckedandeckerPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i think
Yeah they definitely like that lol.
Scorpios are full of envy and boredom at the same time. I have had to oversee a few and the pattern is the same, usually with the guys.
1. Take shortcuts with work and get others to do the work for them.
2. Lounge around probing and keeping tabs on people.
3. Try to incite drama and gossip at every turn, adding an emotional dramatic twist to it ("oooo gurrrlll he said that!").
4. Stir the pot if they get too bored.
When they are employees, it is easy. Just give them an a $ $ load of busy work, like mountains of busy work and find ways to write them up at every turn if they do not do it (CC'd HR in every email, they'll get the message ASAP due to being naturally paranoid).
Now when they become bosses, usually middle management a lot of times, it gets tricky.
They thrive off of drama and stirring the pot, only a matter of time if you have one that they are going to start drama and confrontations at every turn. Love to turn the coworkers against each other.
They are paranoid though so collecting evidence and playing the long-game is the best way to get even.
i think people forget that scorps are near both libra and sag
and would often have those placements
i really admired the way my scorpio boss handled people
he used positive reinforcement unlike other boss who negs
but then i realized he wasn't sincere at all (i don't have an issue with this, just that it kinda feel infantilizing).
he told me i typed like an android (not the first i've heard it) but that it'd be a 'piece of cake' for me to focus on the content.
and then later on i overhear him talking to someone else and he says almost the EXACT same thing but the other way around. that though that other person didn't type fast enough, that it would be a piece of cake for them to bring content to fruition.
and i'm like: 'ok so he says that to everyone' and it reminds me of libras lol
As much as I may have ragged on the sign, the one thing you do have to admire Scorpios for (especially the women) is their passion. I think both Leos and Scorpios deserve admiration here.
When you put a Scorpio in a meeting or an important situation, you can expect them to give it their all. A Scorpio might be your worst enemy but they will not let you down in a given project or situation. Scorpios, like Leos, will always do their homework and be prepared for what you put in front of them if it is important enough.
Compare this to a Sagittarius who will make stuff up, not know what they are doing, talk over clients, not prepare for meetings at all, and then waste their time at working looking up nonsense irrelevant facts.
As much as I hate certain aspects of Scorpios, it is no mystery to me why they (and fixed signs in general) are so successful in life.click to expand
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by TheFalangeReturnPosted by virgoOPPP
@TheFalangeReturn
only time a scorpio ever gave me a headache at work was when i worked with this scorp girl who had crazy fights with her bf and we've only know each other a few days and she wants to crash over to my place (i was with my pisces ex at that time who needless to say did NOT like the idea lol) so i asked my other friend if he can help (coz nobody using his place). her bf DESTROYED the lock and i felt so embarrassed for involving my friend in that craziness.
too intense, better in the workplace.
My scorpio gay boss(in the closet) started to stick his nose in my life, nothing like i have secrets tho but in the workplace i dont like sharing my life specially with my boss, i think he was trying to play the friend game to cover up his shitty paying and i did all the work, his other 2 female employees was only there to gossip and shit and never actually worked, in the end he had the nerve to tell me that he was tired of trying to ((help me)) giving the slave job and i did not paid back the favor by working on weekends, yes he wanted me to do the rest of the work that the 2 lazy bitches didnt, this ends badly, i blow up and he had to listen the most offensive shit about him and his employees, yeah i teach him a lesson for his life, he is lucky i didnt beat him up tho, most scorpios stay away from taurus because they know they cant manipulate we like that, last time i saw him on the streets and he pretend he didnt saw me lol;
The leo stories is for another day i think
Yeah they definitely like that lol.
Scorpios are full of envy and boredom at the same time. I have had to oversee a few and the pattern is the same, usually with the guys.
1. Take shortcuts with work and get others to do the work for them.
2. Lounge around probing and keeping tabs on people.
3. Try to incite drama and gossip at every turn, adding an emotional dramatic twist to it ("oooo gurrrlll he said that!").
4. Stir the pot if they get too bored.
When they are employees, it is easy. Just give them an a $ $ load of busy work, like mountains of busy work and find ways to write them up at every turn if they do not do it (CC'd HR in every email, they'll get the message ASAP due to being naturally paranoid).
Now when they become bosses, usually middle management a lot of times, it gets tricky.
They thrive off of drama and stirring the pot, only a matter of time if you have one that they are going to start drama and confrontations at every turn. Love to turn the coworkers against each other.
They are paranoid though so collecting evidence and playing the long-game is the best way to get even.
i think people forget that scorps are near both libra and sag
and would often have those placements
i really admired the way my scorpio boss handled people
he used positive reinforcement unlike other boss who negs
but then i realized he wasn't sincere at all (i don't have an issue with this, just that it kinda feel infantilizing).
he told me i typed like an android (not the first i've heard it) but that it'd be a 'piece of cake' for me to focus on the content.
and then later on i overhear him talking to someone else and he says almost the EXACT same thing but the other way around. that though that other person didn't type fast enough, that it would be a piece of cake for them to bring content to fruition.
and i'm like: 'ok so he says that to everyone' and it reminds me of libras lol
As much as I may have ragged on the sign, the one thing you do have to admire Scorpios for (especially the women) is their passion. I think both Leos and Scorpios deserve admiration here.
When you put a Scorpio in a meeting or an important situation, you can expect them to give it their all. A Scorpio might be your worst enemy but they will not let you down in a given project or situation. Scorpios, like Leos, will always do their homework and be prepared for what you put in front of them if it is important enough.
Compare this to a Sagittarius who will make stuff up, not know what they are doing, talk over clients, not prepare for meetings at all, and then waste their time at working looking up nonsense irrelevant facts.
As much as I hate certain aspects of Scorpios, it is no mystery to me why they (and fixed signs in general) are so successful in life.
scorpios are usually high up in the ladder in most work environments
not so sure about other fixed signs, i need more data lol
i still feel like cardinals make more moneyclick to expand







Posted by bmoon8Posted by DMV
Pisces Manager was awesome.
Wow. I miss her a lot.
I have a Pisces midheaven
I didn’t think about that until you mentioned it. I have Scorpio Midheaven.click to expand





Posted by saggurl88
Leo's and Scorpios for me. I love how they try to be bossy and I just say no. They look at me like this, and I walk away lol

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