@ScorpSuperior
19 Years10,000+ Posts
""You arent not going to molest my twin notos! ""
Que!? He started it!
oooh, naughty naughty notos !
Hi M! We weren't doing nothin'. Oh and yeah I can explain my pants on the lamp shade.... Ummmm... Look a tall handsome man!
RUN BITCHES RUN!
lmao!
lol
DK you left your draws... 🙂
5'10. About 3 inches taller than Notso. With shoes I range from 5'11.5 with runners to 6 ft (work boots on). Now ask me about my weight and bodyfat % ! I'm kidding.
Nah! I'll go commando this time. Wait no I was always commando? Where did you pick up those draws? BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT! Go wash your hands!
""5'10. About 3 inches taller than Notso.""
Not with heels, little man. The above is unacceptable. I order you to grow!
lol!
Were you harassing the neighbors again./ What did he tell you ladies...he cant find his pet snake?? 😛
Sorry for the 10 min delay...im making scallop pasta alfredo.
""im making scallop pasta alfredo.""
ooooooh! Share. It has been so ordered.
I don't think I can grow no more. It's waaaay easier to grow when you have a little less muscle mass. I'm actually 15 lbs. heavier than usual this year.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA! It's an Anaconda. Sometimes you need to take the fella out for a walk.
Was the weight intentional? Mine was. Let's start a walking/running club, I shall shout slogans at you while we run!
LOL eating pizza! Swimming is an exceptional way to get into shape. It works out everything. It makes you lean and sleek like an arrow. Very therapeutic too when you can't exactly lift and need to get in shape. Tennis is crazy! Are you good at it? I like to switch hands when I play. Helps even out the dexterity levels with each arm.
I always found the bodies of swimmers funny looking....not sexy.
Suatee some chopped onions in a vat of butter😛
Throw in the scallops let them cook for about 7 mins on medium heat...throw in some salt and pepper.
Boil pasta...strain. Throw in the alfredo and scallops when done. Mix MiXmix!
et voila!
I like to garnish with shredded cheese. I LOOOVE cheese 🙂
what's with all you tall people? damn.
Little People, Big World.
I like that show.
I also like swimming. Its just that olympic champion swimmer dude...his body is long and weird.
*saut?e
I always found the bodies of swimmers funny looking....not sexy.
Is it because they're too lean? To me they look like what a human body is supposed to look like if people grew to their full potential.
I like to garnish with shredded cheese. I LOOOVE cheese
I swear we couldn't get anymore Twinnier. TWIN POWERS UUUNIIIIIITE!
what's with all you tall people? damn.
You can't be that short can you Wheelz? Good things come in small packages?
Yummm, that recipe sounds delish. A must try.
I'm just going to do something quick b/c I'm tired tonight. So salmon in a butter, lemon, and dill sauce w/ Thai green beans.
"Is it because they're too lean? To me they look like what a human body is supposed to look like if people grew to their full potential."
Really? Thats cool, never looked at it that way...thats cool, but the swimmers body looks even unsexier on women...so I dont think I dig my potential.
btb, I heart you twin.🙂
""salmon stuffed avocados.""
oooh, sounds tasty! is that what you had for din-din?
"I'm just going to do something quick b/c I'm tired tonight. So salmon in a butter, lemon, and dill sauce w/ Thai green beans."
pfft, your nonchalant web tone doesnt fool me!
Martha fcukin Stewart!😛
paha!
oooh, yesterday I went out to dinner and had the best cannelloni stuffed with ground veal ever!
Yes, please ask her for the recipe. I'll be using it, thanks. 🙂
My co-worker and I have decided to go in the restaurant business together. He's an excellent cook.
American, Chinese, Carribean, Indian, and Soul food.
Why not Native American?
Because we don't know how to cook Native American dishes. But if you put in a special request, I'll see what I can do. 😉
I learn quickly.
""Soul food?""
Traditional Black American/African-American cooking.
Hmmm, let's see...
There's macaroni & cheese, candied yams, collard greens, black eyed peas...
Cantonese, Greek maybe...
ugh.
lol
ewwww, i can't eat ANYONE'S feet. yuck! lol but yea, pig feet are soul food. as well as chitterlings. those things are smelly!
*Returns to his thread hoping everyone stayed on topic*
WHAAAATTT!!!!
*Shakes his head in disappointment as he exits the board*
What a mess...lol I still luv u all
Oh, Deek...
What would dxp be without thread-hijacking?
BigD, you are right. Not EVERYONE is affected by this but the truth is SOME ARE. For example, Not everybody in America is a Racist, but the fact that some are makes the topic worthy of discussing so I completely agree with you on that. I think it goes both ways. I think the true difference between women & men is that women tend to carry their EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE & insecurities to the next relationship while men are more likely to bring their BAD HABITS into their next relationships. Either way it goes, it's not a good thing & alot of the drama/insecurities that start in the beginning of any relationship usually end up playing a part in why & how the relationship ended (even if 30 years later).
I think the problem starts within us. So many people think their partner can SUPPLEMENT them, when their mate should really COMPLIMENT them. So many people are unhappy with themselves when they are alone, they'd rather get into another relationship rather than try to fix whatever is broken within them & the cycle goes on & on & on
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""Dropkick to the head or chest?""
- I'd prefer the head. Unless you object.
""i thought all scorpios were into asfixiation""
a little never hurt no one, i'm sure. 🙂