Sexual Harassment Day

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LeanOnMe
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6 Years

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Just 1 day out of the meaningless 360 days, just 1 day be dedicated to being inappropriate at work.



It can be ‘let’s say -the Tuesday before Thanksgiving!

Ok Let’s say it’s this Fine beautiful Co worker you been eyeing all year and she/he been giving you mixed signals, you don’t know what to do or say. But you don’t want take that shot just yet to approach her and end up in HR office explaining why you made inappropriate sexual advances at another employee because they made you felt they wanted you the same freaky way

But on sexual harassment day “you can go to work with a bundle of red roses and heart shape candy, even couple of balloons. And you go right up to that special somebody and ask them with out fear of job termination. And ask-

“Hey you, you know we have been working here all year and I just wanted to know if you don’t mind but would you, could you suck my D**k in the broom closet?

-No ..

ok ok no hard feelings , you can keep the flowers, I apologize, it’s just all year I just have been mistaken you for a h*e. Enjoy the candy there assorted.

Then you leave and go back to your cubicle and do market research.

Why- harassment day?

Because having men work with women is like having grizzly bears work with salmon dipped in honey. The minute a grizzly bears acts out he’s in HR explaining why he did grizzly bear stuff.