Under da sea, under da sea!!

Hello guys. I caught me a Nemo {aka Pisces} and i was just wondering how things are with them. Any aqua here who have been with a fish?

I dated one {very briefly, less than a month} many moons ago and im not familiar with them at all. This one is swimming pretty fast. Yesterday we went out to movies and today he invited me to dinner at his place. We are only friends at the moment as Im not ready to yet, but he made it very clear that he seeks more out of this than just friends. Keeping with his element, he wants us to jump on a "ship", not the friends one, but a "relationship". Im not ready, but he is making it sound so nice. He bought me flowers when he picked me up last night and it was kinda sweet. I didnt know what to do with them so i threw them out this morning...'shhhh'..dont tell nobody! He is smart and made me piss on myself laughing several times during our 'date', lol.

Just in case i change my mind about dating, please tell me how was it like dating one.

Bubbly- whats a vase? Lol. I get what u mean by im just not the flowers kind of person. I got many dead plants at my place as we speak.. from my taurus bff. I dont know that kind of data yet to draw up his chart, all i know is that he is born 5 March 1981 and i dont know "where". I do suspect some aqua in him thou. He is on the short side and thats a 1st for me, lol. Whats height when u r in good company, right? He actually paid for everything last night and wouldnt even let me pay for popcorns...that made me uncomfortable for a bit, but he promised to let me pay on our next night out. Tonight he is cooking, dont know what, but im bringing desserts..dont worry the desserts arent me, lol, its a malva pudding. I dont wanna seem like a mooch, lol. Are they touchy-feely? I'd swear this one was blind bcause of the way he always touches...the arm, shoulder, knee etc. Or he could be praying for me, lol since he mentioned being a church member and he invited me to his church this sunday. Of course im not going, but still im impressed. A man of the cloth, wowza, im improving, lol

PHV- Dont be silly, "eat him alive" sounds inhumane, i prefer "sushifying" him, lol. There wont be any "eating" just yet..only his cooking for now.

Btw he says i have a natural walk, whatever that means. Now let me walk naturally out of here cause i have a date. I got 30 minutes to spare so i need to buy cigarettes and stuff. See u later!

Ok im back and theres no way in heaven or hell that im gonna date this guy. He is too weird. Im gonna tell u why..

A little background 1st..I've been staying at this flat for a few months now and i befriended a few people, mostly men. Ok. My male friend T. told me that his friend E {pisces} likes me and at the time ive forgotten who E was until T reminded me and i was like "ooh THAT guy". See, he doesnt talk much around other people, thats why i didnt notice him. That was friday. Saterday T made arrangements for me to meet E and the meeting went fine and led to yesterday's "date".

Back to today..i called him and told him that i'll give him a "missed call" when at his gate. I did and he opened for me. Inside his place he had tbn on tv and gospel music on his cd player. No problem. He looks fit, lol..so i asked him if he does weights and he said no he does boxing. Mind u, he was still busy in the kitchen. He came out and gave me his phone to see a video of him in action..boxing. I sat watching and when i was done i closed the phone back to home screen. There was a missed call from "solomon 4:10". I yelled to him about it over the music and hear this...Solomon is..ME. WTF? Why? He said when he 1st saw me i reminded him of some bible verse in solomon 1 and he went on and cited the scripture for me...something about love, spices etc. Weird, right? Btw ive never smoked so much in my entire life and my lungs are now on fire bcause he says smoking doesnt suit me, i should stop, blah-blah-blah. So i smoked just because. Dinner was nice. We prayed prio dinner and bfore i left his house for "the lord to carry me home"...i only live 5 blocks away! Lmao. He is just too much and not for me at all so scratch Nemo out. There's no way. Ive lost hope in the zodiac. Im only left with exploring cap, sadge, virgo, gem and leo now *sigh*

PHV- Im not laughing. Sadge venus was optimistic and now *smh*

Posted by WaterCup
Ok im back and theres no way in heaven or hell that im gonna date this guy. He is too weird.

bwahahah - said the Aqua

...See I thought u were referenceing the male name he gave you. I thought you were gonna say he listed you under a male name so if another girl found his phone, shed think you were a guy.

Sorry....my mind is goind everywhere tonight.....carry on. Just me and my conspiracy theories.

bubbly - I think coldwater was just saying that's what her brain jumped to initially. I think she was just having a laugh about where her brain went first.

laughing face? what now? where? I'm old

Hi guys, sorry i fell asleep..it must have been bcause of the holly spirit..usually i struggle with insomnia, but last night i slept like a baby.

Well, the reason why i feel out of sync with E is not bcause of religion or anything like that, but the fact that with him i feel like i would have to "act" different. Unlike myself and i dont think i would like that. We are totally different. I value acceptance more than anything else in a relationship. Atm i cant accept some things about him and he obviosly has issues with my smoking, so its only fair to both of us to keep it moving. In order not to try and change ourselves to fit the other in..im not ready for that. I'll keep him as a friend thou cause im wize, i am solomon after all, lol. He might be a good influence in the long haul, who knows?

Bubbly- lol @ saint. The most weird thing is that he is so different from the crowd he hangs out with, so saint fits him perfectly if u compare him to his buddies. He doesnt drink or smoke..hell..he doesnt drink anything. I bought coldrinks yesterday and all he said was "no", he doesnt drink that too. The other thing, on tuesday we watched an action movie (somewhat violent) and he does a violent sport, at the same time he has this demeanor about him of being the 'peace guy'- he confuses me. 2 fish? I wanna find out who he really is, he's my new best friend and 'project' now...i cant help being psyched by all this, lol.

Lol @ he sounds like my parents. In what way if u dont mind me asking?

Gurlfriend its time i sat u down and told u the news.....as u already know u need to cease and desist all approaches on this motherfucker the fish is bad, throw it back......pisces ppl are very nice but they are also selfish manipulative cunts who are so wrapped up in their own beliefs and bullshit they cant see whats coming. Aqua and piscean relationships isnt bubbly and la di dah....its more like they are a deep sea of emotional intelligence and you are drowning because thats what they do. they drag u down with their sulking and poor me attitude and dont even think u can give ur friends more attention than him u might aswell fuck them off altogether until u breakup cos they will start hating u for being with him... There are alot of karmic lessons you can learn from them, learning not to change is one and I also learnt that love means not having to say your sorry which i had him reciting over and over again and he still didn't get the meaning....He will have u changing without u knowing especially if ur not a headstrong under developed aquarian I'm the aquarian i am today because of my ex piscean bf the cynical type that will never be in a relationship till im like 50 and desperate for a life partner ........oh and theres a reason he doesn't drink because it turns him into an abusive psyco ......so yeh theres my 2 cents dont go spending it all at once now 😉

oh another thing the sex may be fabulous but dont look him in the eye when u orgasm or at all when u fuck its too dangerous

Now, there's the LOL ive been waiting for, thanx 11th. Dont worry im not gonna fuck this one. I like weird but there's a limit and this guy is waaay beyond what im comfortable with. Only friends. Btw i get what u mean by 'poor me', he is almost similar to the scorp in that their stories are never fun stories, but stories about some kind of tragedy in their lives. I've already heard about his cheating x and a dead father from poisoning. Its all interesting to me..for now, but i wont stick around if its ALL i hear, friends or not.

Bubbly- lol, obviously i didnt just walk in, pray and left..we talked too. He was negative but he didnt make it sound negative, he talked as if it was a no biggie, in a fluffy undepressing manner. Thats why i wasnt bothered much, it wasnt much about what he said, but how he said it..acceptable. He called about an hour ago wanting to hang out, i lied and told him i have a headache and was sleeping, lol. I just cant do anything 3 times in a row, sorry. This fish is a jet fish, he is swimming way to fast for me. I need to breathe