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100 ways to get rid of a guy
Drop stinky farts
Don't brush your teeth
Beat his friends in belching contests.
Don't brush your teeth
Beat his friends in belching contests.
Pee standing up
Burp like a man
Show him your bushy arms and legs
Tell him your pregnant during the 1 night stand
Key his car
Burp like a man
Show him your bushy arms and legs
Tell him your pregnant during the 1 night stand
Key his car
Surprise him with man parts
Posted by Deedee86Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?
Drop stinky farts
Don't brush your teeth
Beat his friends in belching contests.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowIs there bonus points if the burps stink like the farts?Posted by Deedee86Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?
Drop stinky farts
Don't brush your teeth
Beat his friends in belching contests.click to expand
Treat him like a little punk in front of his friends.
That's a challenge!
Hair said she farted in his face and he havent left. So...
No way? Or call him impotent! Idk
I did said to my Scorp that with loving care and good nutrition I could have him...after he performed twice in 1 hour...and he is still ok! So...that's a challenge! ?
Hair said she farted in his face and he havent left. So...
No way? Or call him impotent! Idk
I did said to my Scorp that with loving care and good nutrition I could have him...after he performed twice in 1 hour...and he is still ok! So...that's a challenge! ?
Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair
Posted by pinkbird03Then raise your arm to call over a waiter while flaunting an armpit bush
Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair
Posted by Deedee86Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowIs there bonus points if the burps stink like the farts?Posted by Deedee86Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?
Drop stinky farts
Don't brush your teeth
Beat his friends in belching contests.
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He sure thinks so......
I have some weird bathroom/odor hangups. I wake up 5 minutes before him to brush my teeth and then climb back into bed. I run the water when I pee so nobody can hear me. And poop.....forget it. As far as anyone else is concerned I don't do it.
Belching? Never!
Farting? I will never admit to it.
Neurotic? Quite!
Belching? Never!
Farting? I will never admit to it.
Neurotic? Quite!
Tell him you just caught an STD the night before
Posted by TheLibraMudraThat's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.
Fart on his face
Posted by TheLibraMudraTime for you to go to schoolPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol yukPosted by TheLibraMudraThat's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.
Fart on his faceclick to expand
Start forbidding him from going places. Make him ask you for your permission before he sees his friends and always say no.
Take his paycheck and give him an allowance.
Take his paycheck and give him an allowance.
Posted by TheLibraMudraGotchaPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI can't watch jerry in a children's hospital lmaoPosted by TheLibraMudraTime for you to go to schoolPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol yukPosted by TheLibraMudraThat's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.
Fart on his face
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When he puts on the moves in the bedroom start laughing. Just non stop laughter.
Posted by Deedee86You'd love this design I'm working on. Master bedroom has 2 toilets, his and hers...clients must be seriously ocd, LMAO
I have some weird bathroom/odor hangups. I wake up 5 minutes before him to brush my teeth and then climb back into bed. I run the water when I pee so nobody can hear me. And poop.....forget it. As far as anyone else is concerned I don't do it.
Belching? Never!
Farting? I will never admit to it.
Neurotic? Quite!
I would need those toilets to be about 1000 feet apart and in soundproof and smell proof rooms.
@deedee86 did you write something? nothing came thru...
Posted by Deedee86that could be arranged. this property is positively palatial lol
I would need those toilets to be about 1000 feet apart and in soundproof and smell proof rooms.
Tell him you have 4 different baby daddy's but you have no idea where they are...
Posted by GetMisted—
Have his baby
Be afraid to eat in front of him
Posted by pinkbird03some men LOVE love LOve german women though.
Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair
Grow a bigger dick than his
Penis envy
Penis envy
Posted by MissDiamond
Say that you are a feminist
Millenial men love dating feminists though..because they realize
they can stay at home and not work while wifey takes care of everything.
You apparently have never listened to any song by Drake.lol
"They tell me time is money, well we’ll spend it together
I’m down for whatever, you just lead the way
We go to dinner you don’t even look at me to pay
Mature women with more than me were the first to tempt me......
Yeah, but shout out to the homeowners
The girls that got diplomas and enough money to loan us
A little something extra, should we ever need it
If it sounds like you, then let me hear you repeat it" - Drake
Tell him he is the worst you've ever had.
I have a distinct memory of mom telling my dad this when I was 7.
Most high school romances lasted longer than their relationship.lol
I have a distinct memory of mom telling my dad this when I was 7.
Most high school romances lasted longer than their relationship.lol
ask him to marry you and you want his babies tomorrow
Posted by Mike79Plot twist....he's a closet gay
Surprise him with man parts
Posted by LibraLovesHimWhat if he says Yes?! 😄
ask him to marry you and you want his babies tomorrow
Tell him you wanna move in like tonight !
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