@AprilFoolsUHoe
9 Years
Shower, breakfast then go to work.
Sounds boring I know (I work 9 to 5)
Sometimes in between breakfast and go to work, i check DXP.
Laze in bed for at least another 10 minutes before I get up.
Proceed to shower with music playing in the background.
Then take my supplements and breakfast, finally... scorn the thought of leaving house for work. Rinse repeat till Friday.
With a massive, wet fart.
My mornings are always different.
If I work early it’s just time for coffee, shower, dress and drive to work.
If I work later I start with coffee in bed and I check dxpnet. Then when I feel like it I get up and get ready.
Wow some of you are not morning people at all. Me either, of someone speaks to me that early I’ll probably kick them.
Interesting though. Have any of you ever had a happy morning routine?
Reading DXP like a new paper with some coffee. lol maybe i shouldnt do that
For now, morning medicated yoga, lots of coffee, morning love, food, and pets for the babies, and time for reflection. I cant wait til i have chickens and an extensive garden to tend 😊
Posted by AbbyNormal
For now, morning medicated yoga, lots of coffee, morning love, food, and pets for the babies, and time for reflection. I cant wait til i have chickens and an extensive garden to tend 😊Amazing! Yoga in the morning? I need your motivation! 😄
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I'm doing a bunch of different 30 day challenges for myself this year and yoga is March. March is always hard for me at the end so I haven't done it every day but I have been really good about it. I've been getting up at about 5:30 every morning to do so.
1. Pray
2. Check social media (want to change this)
3. Choose clothes for the day
4. Prep the meals for the day and eat
5. Listen to music during the bath
6. Write a to do list
7. Listen to some podcast
8. Go to work
Rolling out of bed with 20 minutes to get dressed and out the door. While frantically doing my makeup in the parking lot of my job.
Posted by AprilFoolsUHoe
I’ve been trying to be a little more habitual than I naturally am and have been waking up, practicing piano first thing with a cup of tea, and then go to the gym to work out. It’s been helping me start my day off feeling accomplished and positive.What are your mornings like, if you have any special routine, and what is the aim of them for you?
-Aries sun Aquarius moon
M-F I wake up at 5:15 am 😱 I shower, feed my dog breakfast, come back upstairs, do my makeup, wake up my 11 year old (going on 21), do my hair, get dressed, go downstairs and grab my keys and smoothie in the fridge. Head off to work. Sat-Sun I will wake up around 6:30 am; and am LAZY! Nahhh, I'll probably do laundry, put on a little make up and put my hair in a pony tail; have breakfast and enjoy my weekend! 😆
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
This is usually when I have a busy schedule:
my sense of responsibility wakes me up early at 10 or 11 am
take my vitamins and say my prayers
sit there and think about some solutions for many dxp user's problems from the day before while drinking my warm milk
then put on the clothes from yesterday
then wash my hands before doing pee pee - a man should always worship and never touch his wee wee with dirty hands
then I leave for work whenever I feel like it
while walking down the streets I donate money to some homeless people and help older men and women cross the streets
at around 4:30 pm, after a hard working day of shooting pics for GQ, I leave
then I have lunch - I have a water and a butter bread sandwich that I already have prepared the day before
then I finally check my phone, while hoping somebody messages me
then I go home
I give advice to dxp members, listen to some religious podcasts and talk to myself

Most of the time I roll out of bed then fall into the pile of trash on the floor. Then i clean the vomit out of my facial hair and take a huge hangover shit. After that I chug a ton of water due to being extreamly dehydrated. Then i start my car, and think of all the ways i could accidentally kill myself so i dont have to show up at work. But then it happens. Im suddenly at the gas station and see a shimmering light. Its the red bull section, and i purchase the biggest can possible. Then everything is good in the world.
Posted by WitchmitchAries
Reading DXP like a new paper with some coffee. lol maybe i shouldnt do thatSame. I am only active on dxpnet and not any other type of social media. 😄
I've been thinking of deleting though 😢
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dont, we are like that dysfunctional family everyone loves.
Posted by WitchmitchAries
Reading DXP like a new paper with some coffee. lol maybe i shouldnt do thatSame. I am only active on dxpnet and not any other type of social media. 😄
I've been thinking of deleting though 😢
dont, we are like that dysfunctional family everyone loves.
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i have to say that dxp help me get my fire back in some weird way. 😆
Posted by AbbyNormal
For now, morning medicated yoga, lots of coffee, morning love, food, and pets for the babies, and time for reflection. I cant wait til i have chickens and an extensive garden to tend 😊Love it!
I want to spend my mornings with yoga and meditation. I would love a garden too! 🙂
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Yoga is so easy. Start small and if you're anything like me, you'll fall in love. The better you feel, the more you'll do! YouTube has tons of free yoga vids and you can get a mat or yoga set at Wal-Mart or Amazon, even Ross and other places like that for super cheap. Adriene is my fav yogi right now. If you do check out YouTube, search for yoga with adriene and she has soooo many awesome vids. Some only like 8-10 min to as long as hours!
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I’ve been trying to be a little more habitual than I naturally am and have been waking up, practicing piano first thing with a cup of tea, and then go to the gym to work out. It’s been helping me start my day off feeling accomplished and positive.
What are your mornings like, if you have any special routine, and what is the aim of them for you?
-Aries sun Aquarius moon