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LIBRA
Re-upholster their furniture in c.1972 polyester.
Capricorn
Suggest a spontaneous weekend getaway, taking nothing but
your toothbrushes and the AMEX.
Aries
In my experience, get angrier than them. Lol
Virgo: tell them you wanted to do something nice for them, so you reorganized their (desk, closet, whatever)
Posted by sultrykitty
Virgo: tell them you wanted to do something nice for them, so you reorganized their (desk, closet, whatever)
😆
Or just move a couple of things very subtly when they aren't home, and then
act like you have NO idea what they're talking about, when they complain.
Posted by BG2
Taurus- Change your plans with them at the last minute.
I can identify... I hate that.
Taurus Mars/ASC
And then don't tell them.
Scorpio.
Posted by BG2
Taurus- Change your plans with them at the last minute.I can identify... I hate that.
Taurus Mars/ASC
It's like they want us to freeze them out. Masochists...
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That really is a good way to get crossed off my list of people
I ever make plans with.
I'm very non-committal myself, because I don't want to crap out
on someone... but I also don't want to be stuck doing something
I don't want to do at the last minute.
Posted by sultrykitty
Virgo: tell them you wanted to do something nice for them, so you reorganized their (desk, closet, whatever)😆
Or just move a couple of things very subtly when they aren't home, and then
act like you have NO idea what they're talking about, when they complain.
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I was thinking of that too! Would drive them absolutely batty!!! 😄
Libras- "omg I have something to tell you. It is crazy!! But I'll tell you later"
Aries & Leo - ignore them. Pretend they don't exist.‚‚
Cancer
Bring store-bought, frozen food (that you picked up last minute, and heated in
the microwave) to their intimate, carefully planned covered-dish dinner party.
In a ziploc container.
(Instead of something you made yourself ♥)
Posted by sultrykitty
Virgo: tell them you wanted to do something nice for them, so you reorganized their (desk, closet, whatever)
Wow that's hard core cold lol
Posted by sultrykitty
Virgo: tell them you wanted to do something nice for them, so you reorganized their (desk, closet, whatever)Wow that's hard core cold lol
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LOL and the Virgo be like
Posted by MiZLeo
Leo: Ask them if they are sure they want to wear that outfit....then don't tell them what is wrong with it.
Ooooo! Don't be outing us like that!! 😉
Capricorn -- Waste their money on silly useless stuff 😄
Aquarius -- say "please be with me" and grab their arm.
Haha don't touch anything in the house without discussing it prior. I think taurus has ocd, and know when something is missing or moved or a different wall color. Haha.
Posted by Montgomery
CancerBring store-bought, frozen food (that you picked up last minute, and heated in
the microwave) to their intimate, carefully planned covered-dish dinner party.
In a ziploc container.
(Instead of something you made yourself ♥)
Psh nah, I could care less.
Posted by BG2
Taurus- Change your plans with them at the last minute.
Oh yes. That's broken up some of my friendships.
Capricorn -- if you are going out together to a place..be late.. 😄 they will get sooooo pissed and give you "wtf you idiot" looks.. 😄
Aquarius: ask them if they come over for ice cream and movie "notebook" because u need someone to cry out
Posted by Montgomery
CancerBring store-bought, frozen food (that you picked up last minute, and heated in
the microwave) to their intimate, carefully planned covered-dish dinner party.
In a ziploc container.
(Instead of something you made yourself ♥)
Psh nah, I could care less.
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But aren't you like 22?
Gemini, tell them how you can't live without them and want to be together every day for the rest of your lives until you die and then get buried holding hands lol
Posted by starlover
..a Leo*Sorry i didn't notice you or what you were wearing*
😛
This... 😢
Of course the delivery would be silent, which makes it even worse.
I'd know you were lying through your teeth, though. ♥
😛
Gemini - Insinuate someone said something behind their back.
Aquarius - Show up on their doorstep with alcohol with "You're my only hope".
Scorpio - Do something totally contradictory to anything you've done before.
Leo - Tell them you'll do that THING your way, not their way. (Drives my Leo Mom Batshit)
Omg this board is genial.
Posted by BG2
Virgo - write 'there/their' instead of 'they're', 'your' instead of 'you're', 'weather' instead of...just TYPOS!
This. Im like a ticking timebomb with shit like this. hahahaha Love it.
Yall are making my blood pressure rise.
:'D
Cancer
Call them drama queens or drama kings.
Sag men
Make a lot of plans for them ahead of time.
Aries
Tell them they have to sit still and do exactly as everyone else does.
Posted by 9waterlion9
Leo: when they give you a gift/token of affection, carelessly leave it behind and don't ask about it.
LOL, I made the mistake of giving a simple gift given to me by a Leo to another guy friend because the other guy friend seemed to like it more than I did and I felt the gift would be in better and more appreciative hands.
Posted by 9waterlion9
Leo: when they give you a gift/token of affection, carelessly leave it behind and don't ask about it.LOL, I made the mistake of giving a simple gift given to me by a Leo to another guy friend because the other guy friend seemed to like it more than I did and I felt the gift would be in better and more appreciative hands.
Lol well if the leo doesn't know, no harm done right? Also, if it was just an obligitory aquaintance gift it wouldn't matter.
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Honestly, I didn't think anything of it until it came up in conversation and my sag brother gave me a facepalm, claiming that I'm the only girl that would give another guy a present given to me by a guy. The Leo did find out because he asked me about it. I told him the truth and he ended up replacing it telling me: "Don't give this one away to anyone, please." No harm, no foul. ^___^
Virgo rising: mess with our food or anything related to our food (utensils, plate, cup, condiments...)
No joke
Leo
Destroy your belongings. Pick the feathers out your lucious couch pillow slowly. You know, the ones they bought for you.
Burn up a really nice pot and laugh it off.
Just defecate anything of "value" without care.
You know, the ones they bought for you
That's the part that kills... like you're de-feathering the LEO
(there was lurrrrve in those pillows!). o.O
LEO
Wear something in which you don't look Your Best
Just to assert your own independence
Even when LEO has already told you in what you look best.*
*This is the Sag/Gem axis btw
Posted by 9waterlion9
Leo: when they give you a gift/token of affection, carelessly leave it behind and don't ask about it.LOL, I made the mistake of giving a simple gift given to me by a Leo to another guy friend because the other guy friend seemed to like it more than I did and I felt the gift would be in better and more appreciative hands.
Lol well if the leo doesn't know, no harm done right? Also, if it was just an obligitory aquaintance gift it wouldn't matter.
Honestly, I didn't think anything of it until it came up in conversation and my sag brother gave me a facepalm, claiming that I'm the only girl that would give another guy a present given to me by a guy. The Leo did find out because he asked me about it. I told him the truth and he ended up replacing it telling me: "Don't give this one away to anyone, please." No harm, no foul. ^___^
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Good Lord... lol
It's not just me-- I feel so much better.
Posted by starwars
aquarius - be clingy, baby talk and small talk -ugh- also tell them they are wrong, copy them!scorpio - ignore their existence and pretend youve done nothing. - this is more hurtful so i wouldnt do it.
pisces - reply with "so what?" to all their stories
capricorn - tell them they are wrong (cause know it all) have mis spelled something, or thell them that they dont know how to do certian things
Lol at the Pisces part. That really would make me want to beat someone with a bat. Then I'd say sorry and offer to patch them up
so what?
-_-
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I put the spoons in the slot for the knives, when she was gone,
if that makes you feel any better.
Posted by 9waterlion9
Leo: when they give you a gift/token of affection, carelessly leave it behind and don't ask about it.LOL, I made the mistake of giving a simple gift given to me by a Leo to another guy friend because the other guy friend seemed to like it more than I did and I felt the gift would be in better and more appreciative hands.
Lol well if the leo doesn't know, no harm done right? Also, if it was just an obligitory aquaintance gift it wouldn't matter.
Honestly, I didn't think anything of it until it came up in conversation and my sag brother gave me a facepalm, claiming that I'm the only girl that would give another guy a present given to me by a guy. The Leo did find out because he asked me about it. I told him the truth and he ended up replacing it telling me: "Don't give this one away to anyone, please." No harm, no foul. ^___^
Good Lord... lol
It's not just me-- I feel so much better.
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Posted by Gennie
Gemini - Insinuate someone said something behind their back.Aquarius - Show up on their doorstep with alcohol with "You're my only hope".
Scorpio - Do something totally contradictory to anything you've done before.
Leo - Tell them you'll do that THING your way, not their way. (Drives my Leo Mom Batshit)
Lol for a Gemini I would say just ignore their txts for awhile. That drives me crazy. I can't stand to be ignored!
Posted by 9waterlion9
Aquarius: Start talking about "feelings" and your relationship in front of all their friends.
No half measures, PROPOSE to an Aquarius in PUBLIC, with FRIENDS.
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