@Mr_Pinchy
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Try again
One day maybe
If you work hard
Keep dreaming little girl. Now go cuddle the fatso.
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Is aquanoob ever gonna get his dick wet?
There’s hope bud
Hang in there
Ayyyyyyy lmao @ tryna use significant others to talk shit though.
No foreal though, let's for shits and giggles hypothetically say my bf mooches off me. (Lol @this) Dude getting his dick wet, while your Porsche having ass ain't. Lulz
Find it. Show me exactly where I have said I give him money and pay his bills.
Good try though. Do I make more money? Yup. Does he have no money? Nope. Lol
I'll find it, not now.
He is also younger isn't he? Do you feel you have to support him so he stays with you? Sad life, you deserve better.
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You’re still single af
And she’s happy and in love
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find it. Show me exactly where I have said I give him money and pay his bills.
Good try though. Do I make more money? Yup. Does he have no money? Nope. Lol
I'll find it, not now.
He is also younger isn't he? Do you feel you have to support him so he stays with you? Sad life, you deserve better.
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Lmaooo
I can't with your level of girl right now.
Posted by Andalusia
I think she was talking about her parrot not her boyfriend.
Yes it was about her parrot. But people just want to read what they want to read.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Lol at 200lbs being fat for a dude.Lol At women being "flaccid" and men having "eggs".
#biol-oh-gee......
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I’ll have you know that my dick is rock solid!
Find it. Show me exactly where I have said I give him money and pay his bills.
Good try though. Do I make more money? Yup. Does he have no money? Nope. Lol
I'll find it, not now.
He is also younger isn't he? Do you feel you have to support him so he stays with you? Sad life, you deserve better.
You’re still single af
And she’s happy and in love
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mhm....if you say so girls.
Find it. Show me exactly where I have said I give him money and pay his bills.
Good try though. Do I make more money? Yup. Does he have no money? Nope. Lol
I'll find it, not now.
He is also younger isn't he? Do you feel you have to support him so he stays with you? Sad life, you deserve better.
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Oh and p.s. good luck finding the leprechaun that lives next to that post you "gonna find".
Lmaooo
I can't with your level of girl right now.
All goes in the twilight zone bro. No fouls, no red cards....
Actual footage of aquanoob right now
Lmaooo
I can't with your level of girl right now.
All goes in the twilight zone bro. No fouls, no red cards....
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It's funny how you take on vernacular of every person that shits on you and can't be original.
Lack of wit. Lol
It's funny how you take on vernacular of every person that shits on you and can't be original.
Lack of wit. Lol
It's funny how you're so triggered i have blocks of your notifications to answer to.
It's funny how you take on vernacular of every person that shits on you and can't be original.
Lack of wit. Lol
It's funny how you're so triggered i have blocks of your notifications to answer to.
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Make sure you screenshot it to post it up later to tell people how "we good" now. K?
Posted by nikkistar
I finally get it guys.He comes on dxp to release all his pent up frustration from all the "I love you like a brother" comments he has gotten by being that one guy friend tryna creep on you.
Only to grow up and buy himself a Porsche, so he can show all the girls that rejected him, what they missed out on at his 20 year high school reunion.
Checks out. And here I was thinking the Porsche was to make him feel better about his 5’5”/150lbs frame.
Posted by nikkistar
I finally get it guys.He comes on dxp to release all his pent up frustration from all the "I love you like a brother" comments he has gotten by being that one guy friend tryna creep on you.
Only to grow up and buy himself a Porsche, so he can show all the girls that rejected him, what they missed out on at his 20 year high school reunion.
Checks out. And here I was thinking the Porsche was to make him feel better about his 5’5”/150lbs frame.
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On a serious note. Am I really taller than him?
Make sure you screenshot it to post it up later to tell people how "we good" now. K?
Well if that concludes it.....
Checks out. And here I was thinking the Porsche was to make him feel better about his 5’5”/150lbs frame.
I am 190 cm tall and weigh 85 kg LMAO, just LMAO.
Convert on your own into your outdated imperial system.
Make sure you screenshot it to post it up later to tell people how "we good" now. K?
Well if that concludes it.....
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So tell me, do you always have this affect on vaginas?
So tell me, do you always have this affect on vaginas?
Only on the rancid dry ones.
Try again
One day maybe
If you work hard
Keep dreaming little girl. Now go cuddle the fatso.
Is aquanoob ever gonna get his dick wet?
There’s hope bud
Hang in there
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How about now? He’s tried a little harder ?
Bummer dude sorry
Posted by Andalusia
I think she was talking about her parrot not her boyfriend.
Shh, he hasn't figured that out yet.
Checks out. And here I was thinking the Porsche was to make him feel better about his 5’5”/150lbs frame.
I am 190 cm tall and weigh 85 kg LMAO, just LMAO.
Convert on your own into your outdated imperial system.
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Naw I’ve seen your pictures. Your not more than 175lbs soaking wet. Unless your pear shaped. Got a Kardashian ass do you? Nice.
Checks out. And here I was thinking the Porsche was to make him feel better about his 5’5”/150lbs frame.
I am 190 cm tall and weigh 85 kg LMAO, just LMAO.
Convert on your own into your outdated imperial system.
Naw I’ve seen your pictures. Your not more than 175lbs soaking wet. Unless your pear shaped. Got a Kardashian ass do you? Nice.
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Could be pear shaped 😂
What a cuck
Naw I’ve seen your pictures. Your not more than 175lbs soaking wet. Unless your pear shaped. Got a Kardashian ass do you? Nice.
I do have a nice ass yes, not Kardashian the size of the back of the bus ass tho.
Could be pear shaped 😂
What a cuck
I havent seen this Bri since 2010 xD
Don’t encourage me guise
My search history is getting uncomfortable now. Please don't make me go deeper.
I'm not Fisk. I can't pull it off 😭
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
I havent seen this Bri since 2010 xDIkr? I'm having flashbacks...I'm waiting for tubby or bling to post.
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lmao I was thinking the same with tubby
Is that Sancho?
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Which one?
Posted by brianafay
Don’t discourage me guise
Fixed it.
Posted by brianafay
Don’t encourage me guise
Brianafay and husband
then she sent him to bootcamp so not to crush him during sex
then she wanted to send him to fight over the Atlantic like a piggy that flies
Omg I miss bling
He’d always bring out the photoshop skills
You couldn’t even be mad it was so funny
Did it seriously take you that long to find a gif to post?
Posted by brianafay
Don’t encourage me guiseBrianafay and husband
then she sent him to bootcamp so not to crush him during sex
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Get some new material dude
This is why your ass is single
I know you’re grasping for anything that makes you feel less inferior to me but just stop
You’re embarrassing yourself
Have some damn dignity
Posted by nikkistar
Did it seriously take you that long to find a gif to post?
And then his bitch ass goes back and edits posts later when he thinks of something else
So fucking lame
Posted by nikkistar
Did it seriously take you that long to find a gif to post?And then his bitch ass goes back and edits posts later when he thinks of something else
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I told you he was googling shit. Lol
Get some new material dude
This is why your ass is single
I know you’re grasping for anything that makes you feel less inferior to me but just stop
You’re embarrassing yourself
Have some damn dignity
Hey, it's top quality, 200 pounder. Both 200 pounders 😆
We are not in the same league my friend
That is like the first thing you should learn about dating
Stop aiming for chicks out of your league
You’re just getting saltier and saltier
Nobody likes a woman scorned
Get some new material dude
This is why your ass is single
I know you’re grasping for anything that makes you feel less inferior to me but just stop
You’re embarrassing yourself
Have some damn dignity
Hey, it's top quality, 200 pounder. Both 200 pounders 😆
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Gee you are clever
It’s just a mystery why nobody likes your ass
Posted by nikkistar
Did it seriously take you that long to find a gif to post?And then his bitch ass goes back and edits posts later when he thinks of something else
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LMAO i just added the piglet that flies. Stop lying.
Naw I’ve seen your pictures. Your not more than 175lbs soaking wet. Unless your pear shaped. Got a Kardashian ass do you? Nice.
I do have a nice ass yes, not Kardashian the size of the back of the bus ass tho.
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Literally the first time anyone anywhere has ever said this but...you need to skip leg day bro.
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I'll find it, not now.
He is also younger isn't he? Do you feel you have to support him so he stays with you? Sad life, you deserve better.