I have a problem

Hello

I have a problem.

My ex-girlfriend's best friend's sister's second-best friend is cheating on her boyfriend with the afore-mentioned best friend's sister's brother, and she's really beginning to get on my nerves.

Whatever will I do? By the way, one of them is a cancerian too.

Regards,

Whatever😢

and you are my best friend.

Hi Cwab,

How are you?

I enjoy you.

You make me laugh and you are very dynamic.

Do you really live in the UK?

Hi Parllax,

Didnt mean to ignore you.

You posted faster than I did.

I love the name. I also LOVE the color yellow!!! hehe
Hal.

I think this board has some of the most interesting people on it.

Love Cancer people too! I have Cancer in Mars and I love to cook; I am over sensitive, and I am really crazy too.

Sorry, I meant Parallax.

Oh, what I meant to ask you both was, what is you

1. Favorite past-time-

2. Do you love your mothers-

3. Can you cook -

4. What kind of movies do you like--

5. What was the last book you read--

6. When was the last time you had sex?

What is your, geez I am so nervous talking to you, I cannot type very well.

7. What is your most favorite thing in the whole wide world?

8. What is your favorite kind of music-

9. Do you like anal?

10. What do you like to do when you arent busy?

ps.. I hope that wasnt too personal but I got the idea for the questions from researching different boards. I think nobody knows us anyway!

The reason I ask, because I think I can help with the original question, if you will answer the questions (expecially #6)!

It is not just because I am nosy!

that should be, especially. Gawd, I am nervous, I must have bullocks on my brain.

I am in love with a Scorpio, now we are talking about BIG Huge Bullocks!

Ok, I am getting way too personal now.

This is not about him.

*sigh

Parallawhat has ants in his pants

Cwab😢

Soshy is somewhat adventurous

Cwab😢

I don't think we're dealing with a 'he' 😛

lol. You guys (Cwab and Parallax) are very entertaining 🙂

Parallax,

Wow wee, you sound very well rounded individual.

I love all your answers and you have GREAT taste, IMHO.

As far as question 9, I meant do you like giving not receiving.

On question number 6, masturbation doenst count! 🙂

Parallawhat is quite mischievous and may have a short fuse😢

ScaredyCwab😢 again

don't be scared, Cwab. Come to Phoenix

*plays snake-charmer flute*

🙂

Not saying that you, Parallax, masurbate. I was just making sure those guidelines were established. Otherwise, I would be having it round the clock myself. : )

Hi Phoenix Rising,

You are very sharp and correct; I am not a he. Thank God! LOL... to much fun being a woman and we get the good end of the stick, if you know what I mean!

We have it the best, and we have the best orgasims. Men dont get it as good and I think this is why they fight so much. They are grouchy because they dont get as much satisfaction from sex as we do. Its like have a itch you cant scratch! (I heard that from another person). What do you think.

ps. You seem to be a very knowledgable person, Phoenix.

"Parallawhat is quite mischievous and may have a short fuse😢

ScaredyCwab😢 again"

Are you talkin to me?? I dont think so!!!!!!!!!!

LOL just kidding.

HEHE!!! You are the cutest! I just love ya to pieces, Cwab!

You are very kewl!

so much easier to talk to people if you down a glass of wine or two really quick.

I am feeling really really warm and fuzzy right now...but I got to go pee really really bad..........later, got to

Im back lol where did everyone go?

I wonder if Im on the pay me no mind list, again!

Ya know what I was wondering too, I wonder if all that waste from sea creatures creates salt water? What is it that makes fresh water fresh and salt...salty? How about the dead sea. That is unbelievable. There is so much salt that you cant sink a ship. How come there is such a high consentration of salt right there, I wonder?

I love that song 'Everything is Beautiful'

Ok, I didnt mean to hog the whole conversation. Sorry for being rude. Just alittle lonely today.

Back to the grind.

Parallawhat has bumble bees in his pants.

boringing hell, you went to an awful lot of effort to try and put me in my place.

Congratulations!

True to form, but, Parallawhat did you have an erection while you wrote all that you utter freak?

Hal Jordan,

*snaps fingers and runs to get smelling salts*, I think you are having a nervous breakdown.

WTF— LOL! Gee whiz! Can you tell me what we did to deserve that kind of wrath. I always assumed, and maybe I was wrong, that you were some kind of HERO, even mine! Well, so much for innocence.

When I first read this, I was kind of shocked being the fact I dont even know you, and I have only talked to you once in my life!!! I even read it a second time to make sure it wasnt because I drank too much wine earlier, (by the way the reason I did that was to loosen up enough to even come on here in the first place), after I reviewed it a third time, I realized one of two things: either you are crazy, which is fine just dont get ugly with me or I will with you, or you have mistaken me for someone else. In that sense, you owe me an apoplogy. You know nothing about me and I have never slept with you before--Wow, I thought I was a little crazy...BUT YOU ARE FARKING INSANE.LOL

Parallax, calm down and get it together. Come back and be the type of guy who I admire tremendously. I dont know what I did to anger you so, but for whatever reason you felt the need to attack me, I apologize if I offended you. That was not my intention. OK? I will talk anyway I want to in the future, and if you have a problem with it, then dont read it. And stop lying to people and saying that you were my 61 man. How can I have had 61 guys when I am such a shut in and absolutely no dates on Saturday nightlol!!!! I think you should be apologizing to me, not the other way around. Mercy...cant a person just talk to people—

I doubt I will be on here again, thanks for the tounge lashing, you made my day!

*Soshy leaves now stunned and wounded*

you owe me and apology not an apoplogy or whatever I typed. Im a little pissed of right now!

Cwab,
Back to the original reason for this post...
Which one is also a Cancerian?

Parallax,
I've never seen you get so silly before...fun! (Maybe I haven't read enough of your posts...)
I liked your answers to Soshy60's questions...

But...what happened??

Parallax never ceases to astound me, either 🙂

I think, pheonix, you meant that Parallex never ceases to amuse me, either. :p

well, the vocabulary was pretty astounding (lol), but you're right, he is amusing. Thanks for the correction! 🙂

But I am Cwab😢

And I am so cool.

Suck em. My nuts that is.

IntellecutuallyFlippantYetBITTERCwab😢

Dear All,

This won't take long because as I go along it will get betetr because I don't care and none of use do, and I'm the coolest.

Actually Parallax was only guilty of one thing. And that is speaking the truth. Parallax and I have been best friends ever since the age of 6. Count 'em. Six years of age. We used to lick each other's faces when we were kids, playfully tease each other into a state of delusion, we'd ride bicycles together, the same very ones, together. Sometimes when he was feeling frisky and confident, he would hold my hand.

In fact good old parallawhat is the sweet guy who introduced to me to this site. I know you all we be shocked as I confirm whatever it was Parallawhat wrote because I couldn't fight my rebelliousness enough to read it all (learn from my coolness soshy, whoever you are). But it's true.

We are lovers and best friends.

So Star, please give me the answer. His sister's best friend's ex-wife's lover is on my case for solutions my fwiendly wise erm fwiend😢

p.s.

(Star, fight being confused and don't say "why I outta!")

I love ya Parallaxy.

mwah

SexyCwab😢

p.p.s I put the p.s in the wrong place and I'm stoned after a hard day's work, and about to go out and get dwunk😢

You're not singing anymore Parallawhat.

As I checked my last post had arrived I saw Parallawhat's post

I must confess I couldn't help but read half of it

Cwab😢

I only tweat others as they treat me and I only get cheeky a little

But if you wanna see my "claws" - Well..I enjoy it too.

WiseOlCwab😢

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM dont stop I'm enjoying having my toes sucked. It feels really good!!!

Your forgiven though!!

Cwab you are very kewl and funny,LOL! But,I have proof that Hal is not like that!!! Question # 9 answered and in writing. A hero like Hal, would never lie! He has the ring, the power, the women, etc...(are you really with Olga, Hal Jordan? If so, I am crushed although I know that being a hero, woman are always gonna throw themselves at you!!! *smile*, but I am up to the challenge!)

*puts on red busstie, red garter, red stockings and spike heels, under trench coat and heads to his office and hides under his desk 🙂* Tune in for what happens next.....

*throws up

then I bet you turn around and lick it up!

you're so funny

(suzy)

btw, what's a busstie? lol

I think you mean bustier.

Can you spell "suzy q"?

(you should be able to, since that's who you actually are)

So Cwab...do you play the drums too! LOL

If so, I applaude you and yours you can do it all!!

You must be so proud!?

I'll bet Phoenix's spew tastes good though, it's not full of that rot-gut stuff yours is full of suzi q. And to pre-empt your answer, yes, i would lick up Phoenix's spew anyday! Oh, and by the way, I don't think Phoenix would spew anyway, she's a lady and ladies don't do that sort of thing, unless provoked by non-ladies that is!

Cwab!
My dear sweet friend...I know you want me to fight my confusion and answer...but, I don't understand the problem. I need more information. It sounds complicated...I will give you that! (In fact, I thought you had made it up!)
Why can't she leave the one she is with and hook up with the other? Or would that not be good? Is it the thrill of the naughtiness of it? Don't you think some people cheat because the entire fact that it is wrong is a turn-on for them?

Help me out here...Cwab...I need more info! Arrgghhh!

Parallax...funny!

I like Sinestro! Let him post! But, make him get his own ID!

Phoenix and Libragirl...Yeah, I thought so too. One definite proof is that she hasn't said a word to me! LOL!

Cwab,

Where are you? I'm dancin' by myself!

It doesn't bother you that I love crablegs, does it?

LOL Libragirl and Star...LG, you're right, ladies don't spew...but they can wretch and have seizures, right? Aren't those the most common side-effects of witnessing a human affront such as the attempted seduction of Parallax by none other than "Sybil" (sp?) herself (see old movie with Sally Field about the woman with like eight bagillion personalities to know what I mean with the Sybil reference)?

lol, so...yucky. Just so very yucky

Star

I cannot bring myself to continue that story. Somoeone should change the subject. But whatever. Thanks a lot for your sincere concern, it was most amusing.

Seeing as you played along I'm going to rewards you by dancing very briefly. I never do dance but just for you I will.

*shaky-waky-dancing*

Hello Soshy - I confess I probably haven't understood much of what you have said but I think you are strange and I respect that a little, somewhere in my suppressed side. I hope soon we will share some confusing moments again on another thread.

Cwab,

I am pleased that I was able to amuse you! I live to amuse myself and am very pleased when it includes my friends also!

See? You are so sweet! You try to hide it...but, unsuccessfully (sorry to say)...but, it's OK...chicks eat up 'sweet'!! Awww...you danced for me!! You dance beautifully...and let me tell you that shakin' you do...well, the chicks eat that up too!!

Thanks so much for the fun!