Lindsay Lohan in hostile fight with her Russian mafia boyfriend

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by AnOdeToNoOne on Wednesday, August 10, 2016 and has 21 replies.

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Lindsay is the quintessential Camp 2 Cancer that so many of us have unfortunately (in one way or another) had to deal with.

The good news is that she will eventually figure out that being an asshole to everyone is not necessary.

She might need decades to figure it all out though, unfortunately.

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Posted by AnOdeToNoOne
Lindsay is the quintessential Camp 2 Cancer that so many of us have unfortunately (in one way or another) had to deal with.

The good news is that she will eventually figure out that being an asshole to everyone is not necessary.

She might need decades to figure it all out though, unfortunately.

What do you mean camp 2 cancer that everyone has had to deal with?

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Posted by AnOdeToNoOne
Lindsay is the quintessential Camp 2 Cancer that so many of us have unfortunately (in one way or another) had to deal with.

The good news is that she will eventually figure out that being an asshole to everyone is not necessary.

She might need decades to figure it all out though, unfortunately.

What do you mean camp 2 cancer that everyone has had to deal with?

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Camp 2 Cancers represent the absolute worst qualities this sign has to offer.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of them out there.

Thankfully, they are balanced out by the Divine Camp 1 Cancers, who are worth their weight in gold bullion.

Those who deserve my affection from this group are easily distinguished from the losers by their decency, charm and humanity about things.

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Posted by LadyNeptune
Is anybody surprised though?

Lohan's mental and emotional instabilities are totally out of control.

She needs to see a psychiatrist before that poor unborn baby ends up with birth defects from her boozing and smoking.

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Posted by AnOdeToNoOne

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Posted by AnOdeToNoOne
Lindsay is the quintessential Camp 2 Cancer that so many of us have unfortunately (in one way or another) had to deal with.

The good news is that she will eventually figure out that being an asshole to everyone is not necessary.

She might need decades to figure it all out though, unfortunately.

What do you mean camp 2 cancer that everyone has had to deal with?

Camp 2 Cancers represent the absolute worst qualities this sign has to offer.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of them out there.

Thankfully, they are balanced out by the Divine Camp 1 Cancers, who are worth their weight in gold bullion.

Those who deserve my affection from this group are easily distinguished from the losers by their decency, charm and humanity about things.

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Hrm. I'm a cancer. Would you say that camp 2's can learn how to become camp 1's?

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Yes, so long as they realize that being an asshole to decent people doesn't get them anywhere.

One can be an asshole to people who have it coming, and that is a fair thing.

But to be an asshole to most people on principle (to include amazing and otherwise decent people) is wrong.

It's just a question of whether or not one realizes these kinds of things that separates the two groups.

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I agree. You can't strungle a woman...constantly.

One time she might going to stop beathing forever...

Russian guys are wonderful! I know! I had lived there for 26 years.

Would not recommend it....LOL