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Posted by WoolyLabia
Ands vs 23 yo sag cancer moon 20 yo libra Aries moon
My 2025 is not going so well 😅
Both of these bombed by the 2nd or 3rd date

Posted by WoolyLabia
How old is that Scorpio that’s a brootal hairline

Posted by WoolyLabia
Ands vs 23 yo sag cancer moon 20 yo libra Aries moon
My 2025 is not going so well 😅
Both of these bombed by the 2nd or 3rd date


Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBestPosted by WoolyLabiaSag>you>libra
Ands vs 23 yo sag cancer moon 20 yo libra Aries moon
My 2025 is not going so well 😅
Both of these bombed by the 2nd or 3rd date
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You haven’t seen the Mr burns angle 🤣
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Worst of all, my cap ex 💀

Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MidAtBest
Worst of all, my cap ex 💀
What sign did he get into a scuffle with? He's got a knot on his forehead.
And men do tend to suffer from male pattern baldness as they age but who'd would've think a 28 yr old young man would have MPB already. That's brootal for real.click to expand

Posted by WoolyLabia
@mystarsshine
I ghosted both of them
Idk what it was with the libra though I think I didn’t like her taste in things tv shows and the way she spoke was kinda brootal lol Aries moon
The sag idk a bit too conservative for me


Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBest
Worst of all, my cap ex 💀
He’s a touch of psycho 😬
You look very pretty 🥰
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Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by WoolyLabiaWe are going to have to design one for you😃
@mystarsshine
I ghosted both of them
Idk what it was with the libra though I think I didn’t like her taste in things tv shows and the way she spoke was kinda brootal lol Aries moon
The sag idk a bit too conservative for me
Why ghost? Could you not be honest with them?
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Ghosting is how gen z does it 🤣
They prefer it over being told exactly what it is
That way they can make up their own reason
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Posted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestHe’s a touch of psycho 😬
Worst of all, my cap ex 💀
You look very pretty 🥰
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Tbh I shouldn't shade him like that since we both looked so happy there. But thank you 🤗click to expand

Posted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBest
My Chippendale lookin pisces ex
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Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShineTbh I shouldn't shade him like that since we both looked so happy there. But thank you 🤗Posted by MidAtBestHe’s a touch of psycho 😬
Worst of all, my cap ex 💀
You look very pretty 🥰
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That’s very gracious of you and sorry if my comment was out of order.
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Posted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestThat’s very gracious of you and sorry if my comment was out of order.Posted by MyStarsShineTbh I shouldn't shade him like that since we both looked so happy there. But thank you 🤗Posted by MidAtBestHe’s a touch of psycho 😬
Worst of all, my cap ex 💀
You look very pretty 🥰
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I hope he didn’t hurt you 🤗❤️
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you called it. he's psycho for real just so covert. he wasn't abusive, just a smug, pompous, arrogant priss who wanted to sleep in different beds and treated me like a pestclick to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBestBackground story why it didn't work out
My Chippendale lookin pisces ex
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yeah, he's an angel inside and outside, except for being sexually abusive at one point. cliffs notes:
-met in summer 2014, first slept together summer 2015 after he tried and was rejected many times till I got drunk and made moves one day. (I rejected because he's 8 years older and at that point I had never been w someone so old)
-made it official summer 2016, he dumped me trying to make things work with his taurus baby-mom. their son is now 22 and the couple have been off and on this whole time since like 2000
-reconnected in 2020, I told him I wanna marry him and secured a promotion at work, we made it official, he found out I was vaccinated and was LIVID. he thinks I altered his dna by having sex with him without disclosing my vaccination status. I also was talking shit at work about this other girl he saw in 2020 with 3 baby dads, he dumped me for that because she found out and confronted him, I told him I started carrying around a meat cleaver for her since she threatened to beat me up and I threatened suicide also. he got me on yayo at this time as well. I got demoted, he got a great job, have rarely heard from him since
the taurus bm doesn't offend me as a human although she posts mean Facebook posts about me, the gemini girl who I got into the altercation with though was one of those romantic rivals who traumatizes you. like if I was Diana and she was camillaclick to expand

Posted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBestPosted by aka_xyyeah, he's an angel inside and outside, except for being sexually abusive at one point. cliffs notes:Posted by MidAtBestBackground story why it didn't work out
My Chippendale lookin pisces ex
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-met in summer 2014, first slept together summer 2015 after he tried and was rejected many times till I got drunk and made moves one day. (I rejected because he's 8 years older and at that point I had never been w someone so old)
-made it official summer 2016, he dumped me trying to make things work with his taurus baby-mom. their son is now 22 and the couple have been off and on this whole time since like 2000
-reconnected in 2020, I told him I wanna marry him and secured a promotion at work, we made it official, he found out I was vaccinated and was LIVID. he thinks I altered his dna by having sex with him without disclosing my vaccination status. I also was talking shit at work about this other girl he saw in 2020 with 3 baby dads, he dumped me for that because she found out and confronted him, I told him I started carrying around a meat cleaver for her since she threatened to beat me up and I threatened suicide also. he got me on yayo at this time as well. I got demoted, he got a great job, have rarely heard from him since
the taurus bm doesn't offend me as a human although she posts mean Facebook posts about me, the gemini girl who I got into the altercation with though was one of those romantic rivals who traumatizes you. like if I was Diana and she was camilla
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Posted by WoolyLabia
The best personality was a libra hookup
We liked the same things and same life style maybe 19 years ago for me when I was in college
She also washed the dishes 🤣
So the next one I dated after her was the sag cancer moon and she didn’t wash dishes 😅 I’m not saying that’s a dealbreaker but the libra was a coffee heiress so if we travelled and it would just be the 2 of us with no maids she’d at least do most of the chores 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the sag I would have to pay for everything and do all the chores 😅

Posted by KimboSlicePosted by MyStarsShinePosted by WoolyLabiaOh God😩😂Posted by MyStarsShineGhosting is how gen z does it 🤣Posted by WoolyLabiaWe are going to have to design one for you😃
@mystarsshine
I ghosted both of them
Idk what it was with the libra though I think I didn’t like her taste in things tv shows and the way she spoke was kinda brootal lol Aries moon
The sag idk a bit too conservative for me
Why ghost? Could you not be honest with them?
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They prefer it over being told exactly what it is
That way they can make up their own reason
It really is for the best 😅
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The one I raised is the total opposite
Brooootally honest lol
Brave heart ❤️
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Gen Z is brutally honest lol
Libra hurt Ands’s feelings with a fake excuse saying she ran out of saliva (this is not even a thing 😂) and the Sag left him with his pants at his ankles multiple times and texted him photos of her partying with other dudes.
Ands should date women his own age like you and knit a lovely sweater.
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Posted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBest
I'm ran-through ugly filth so my opinion doesn't matter, but I'm not a fan of go-getters at all. That's why I loved the pisces so much, he saved all his money, had no desire for upward mobility and just wanted to be in nature, find pounds of morels and fry em up. eat em around a bonfire. visit a cemetery, sit in his truck and listen to music. hyper ambitious people exhaust me
That's sort of the opposite of the Pisces I was seeing. He was luxurious yet simple, he liked to travel, collect designer clothes and shoes. He had Venus in Taurus and Mars in Capricorn, very materialistic and I know what that could possibly mean.
Hmm so I change my mind. I don't want a Pisces man.click to expand

Posted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBestPosted by aka_xymine had venus Aqua and Mars Scorpio. you can really see that Mars 🔥Posted by MidAtBestThat's sort of the opposite of the Pisces I was seeing. He was luxurious yet simple, he liked to travel, collect designer clothes and shoes. He had Venus in Taurus and Mars in Capricorn, very materialistic and I know what that could possibly mean.
I'm ran-through ugly filth so my opinion doesn't matter, but I'm not a fan of go-getters at all. That's why I loved the pisces so much, he saved all his money, had no desire for upward mobility and just wanted to be in nature, find pounds of morels and fry em up. eat em around a bonfire. visit a cemetery, sit in his truck and listen to music. hyper ambitious people exhaust me
Hmm so I change my mind. I don't want a Pisces man.
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My what? Venus Gemini Rx and Pisces Marsclick to expand



Posted by Soul
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Soul
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.
yeah, that's the premise or comparing yourself to someone you're interested in now (or an SO)
inspired by r/relationship_advice. I always feel like we're missing a huge chunk of context when the story doesn't include photos of both partners. since often the more attractive partner can get away with murder
I appreciate your outlook though especially if it works for you. unfortunately looks are so important to me I'd buy a sugar baby if I could (and have tried many times). it's an immature and self-defeating principle I live by for sureclick to expand


Posted by aka_xyPosted by MidAtBestPosted by aka_xyOMG YES SLAY
Was I out of his league?
is he the pisces? he looks like a pipsqueak
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Virgo.
He always said I wasn't good enough. So when we had the chance to meet up after all these years, I reminded him of the things he said 😌 and apparently I've aged well.
This was last year.
Men talk so much smack. Get your pretty, sexy or beautiful woman. I'll stay in my "cuteness", asshole.
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Posted by CoCoBeans
Damn I want to play but I don’t have irl object of interests.

Posted by Soul
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.

Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by Soul
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.
Meh I kinda don't get the topic either tbh. Extreme attractiveness really ain't really my thing I get the hots for women's lower parts of their bods like their legs and feet. The upper section don't matter much to me unless they got upper body muscles and a cute face automatically comes with it. I mean we're talking corners in all the right places in a square face. 10/10 will smooch it.click to expand

Posted by KimboSlicePosted by MyStarsShineLike Ands, I was always attracted to younger partners so i get it, the purity thing, and as I never put it about i found most men my age had.
The problem is, it never works long term (well not for me anyway) as there’s too many differences. So I’ve given up on looking now.
I’ve no clue how to knit, can you teach me please? Did your mum teach you?
You’re sweet, though with older men like Ands it’s more about carnal pleasures and molding the young woman. Older women prefer their younger partners to already have a repertoire. Like knowing how to knit and the answer to your question/request is yes. Bracelets, socks, sweaters we can do it all.
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Posted by SoulPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by SoulMeh I kinda don't get the topic either tbh. Extreme attractiveness really ain't really my thing I get the hots for women's lower parts of their bods like their legs and feet. The upper section don't matter much to me unless they got upper body muscles and a cute face automatically comes with it. I mean we're talking corners in all the right places in a square face. 10/10 will smooch it.
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.
I'm actually much the same in that aspect. A nice ass with thick thighs, muscular well shaped calves, nicely maintenance feet, and pretty shoes are always what I tend to notice. I realize I just contradicted myself, but I can't pretend like those type of features aren't attractive.click to expand

Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by SoulPosted by Jumpin_JupiterI'm actually much the same in that aspect. A nice ass with thick thighs, muscular well shaped calves, nicely maintenance feet, and pretty shoes are always what I tend to notice. I realize I just contradicted myself, but I can't pretend like those type of features aren't attractive.Posted by SoulMeh I kinda don't get the topic either tbh. Extreme attractiveness really ain't really my thing I get the hots for women's lower parts of their bods like their legs and feet. The upper section don't matter much to me unless they got upper body muscles and a cute face automatically comes with it. I mean we're talking corners in all the right places in a square face. 10/10 will smooch it.
I don't get the topic 🤷
Is this like comparing yourself to people you dated? If that's the case I only date 7's and under. Anyone over that instantly gets blocked. I find super attractive people extremely unattractive for some reason. Mostly because I know they want something. Money, attention, status, a beta simp. I never know exactly what they want, but I know it's something that isn't personality and magnetic charm.
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Call me weird because I truly am weird but I'd like to get beat up by one of those types you mention and even get butt crushed.click to expand

Posted by CoCoBeans
Those two hate me and we’ve been no eye contact for three years now 🤣 hope they’ve figured out their situation by now 🙏🏼 I meant no harm done.




Posted by CoCoBeans
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼

Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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I had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.
https://imgur.com/a/11r1J9z
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Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansI feel that. This Scorpio guy:Posted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansyou're no doubt out of his league. I bet he loved the attention. you're definitely one who still likes high-test macho men :p you never liked an androgynous dude? men in the service seem to have that youth-pastor personalityPosted by MidAtBestI had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.Posted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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https://imgur.com/a/11r1J9z
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He was way out of my league. He was like a more trollier Sancho. And super smart, but loved to torture me. The daddy I always wanted ❤️
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We never dated but when his wife cheated he emailed me same day asking me out. They made amends, now we just send each other gifts on Pokemon go. Perfect sense of humor match and was more tuned into me than any half appealing man I've met. Id date for sure if they divorced. I hope you meet someone who lights up your synapses as such again soon ❤️ his uniform still troubles me tbh (as someone who dated a service member)
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Nice! You still mog though. I served with him 🤣 what gives you the ick about soldiers?click to expand

Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansoh my! I didn't know that. thanks for serving our country! the cancer soldier I was in a LTR with was extremely loud and abusive (he only completed basic and went to his monthly meetings, never went to war), basically the younger soldiers ive met were super forward and presumptuous and the older vets ive worked with were lazy + rude. and they were nearly all aggressive. I did work with one super chill and well-adjusted veteran though.Posted by MidAtBestNice! You still mog though. I served with him 🤣 what gives you the ick about soldiers?Posted by CoCoBeansI feel that. This Scorpio guy:Posted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansyou're no doubt out of his league. I bet he loved the attention. you're definitely one who still likes high-test macho men :p you never liked an androgynous dude? men in the service seem to have that youth-pastor personalityPosted by MidAtBestI had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.Posted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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He was way out of my league. He was like a more trollier Sancho. And super smart, but loved to torture me. The daddy I always wanted ❤️
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We never dated but when his wife cheated he emailed me same day asking me out. They made amends, now we just send each other gifts on Pokemon go. Perfect sense of humor match and was more tuned into me than any half appealing man I've met. Id date for sure if they divorced. I hope you meet someone who lights up your synapses as such again soon ❤️ his uniform still troubles me tbh (as someone who dated a service member)
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I didn’t do shit either 🤣 that’s unfortunate that he was abusive. Whew I thought I lost you for a bit there.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBest
I'm ran-through ugly filth so my opinion doesn't matter, but I'm not a fan of go-getters at all. That's why I loved the pisces so much, he saved all his money, had no desire for upward mobility and just wanted to be in nature, find pounds of morels and fry em up. eat em around a bonfire. visit a cemetery, sit in his truck and listen to music. hyper ambitious people exhaust me


Posted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
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