
I don't even know who "madhatter" is


Posted by hydorah
I don't even know who "madhatter" is

Posted by CoCoBeans
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼

Posted by CoCoBeans
The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼

Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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I had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.
https://imgur.com/a/11r1J9z
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Posted by KimboSlicePosted by MyStarsShinePosted by WoolyLabiaOh God😩😂Posted by MyStarsShineGhosting is how gen z does it 🤣Posted by WoolyLabiaWe are going to have to design one for you😃
@mystarsshine
I ghosted both of them
Idk what it was with the libra though I think I didn’t like her taste in things tv shows and the way she spoke was kinda brootal lol Aries moon
The sag idk a bit too conservative for me
Why ghost? Could you not be honest with them?
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They prefer it over being told exactly what it is
That way they can make up their own reason
It really is for the best 😅
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The one I raised is the total opposite
Brooootally honest lol
Brave heart ❤️
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Gen Z is brutally honest lol
Libra hurt Ands’s feelings with a fake excuse saying she ran out of saliva (this is not even a thing 😂) and the Sag left him with his pants at his ankles multiple times and texted him photos of her partying with other dudes.
Ands should date women his own age like you and knit a lovely sweater.
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Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansI feel that. This Scorpio guy:Posted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansyou're no doubt out of his league. I bet he loved the attention. you're definitely one who still likes high-test macho men :p you never liked an androgynous dude? men in the service seem to have that youth-pastor personalityPosted by MidAtBestI had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.Posted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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He was way out of my league. He was like a more trollier Sancho. And super smart, but loved to torture me. The daddy I always wanted ❤️
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We never dated but when his wife cheated he emailed me same day asking me out. They made amends, now we just send each other gifts on Pokemon go. Perfect sense of humor match and was more tuned into me than any half appealing man I've met. Id date for sure if they divorced. I hope you meet someone who lights up your synapses as such again soon ❤️ his uniform still troubles me tbh (as someone who dated a service member)
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Nice! You still mog though. I served with him 🤣 what gives you the ick about soldiers?click to expand

Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansoh my! I didn't know that. thanks for serving our country! the cancer soldier I was in a LTR with was extremely loud and abusive (he only completed basic and went to his monthly meetings, never went to war), basically the younger soldiers ive met were super forward and presumptuous and the older vets ive worked with were lazy + rude. and they were nearly all aggressive. I did work with one super chill and well-adjusted veteran though.Posted by MidAtBestNice! You still mog though. I served with him 🤣 what gives you the ick about soldiers?Posted by CoCoBeansI feel that. This Scorpio guy:Posted by MidAtBestPosted by CoCoBeansyou're no doubt out of his league. I bet he loved the attention. you're definitely one who still likes high-test macho men :p you never liked an androgynous dude? men in the service seem to have that youth-pastor personalityPosted by MidAtBestI had a crush on this guy. I think I annoyed him to death.Posted by CoCoBeansYou are so sweet. That pisces is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life, I always had a big crush on Vinny from jersey shore and Josh looks like him but hotter. You also missed the gorgeous Scorpio I deleted. I was hoping this thread would turn into bragging on our fine bedmates or genuine questions like "am I so much worse looking than him that I have to buy his love" but now it's become lore that I can try to uncover in search for a while 🙏
Asc2pluto you mog all those guys. The leeb has douchey vibes but quirky. The cap looks like he hides dead bodies in the basement. I’m glad you made it out alive 🙏🏼
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https://imgur.com/a/11r1J9z
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He was way out of my league. He was like a more trollier Sancho. And super smart, but loved to torture me. The daddy I always wanted ❤️
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We never dated but when his wife cheated he emailed me same day asking me out. They made amends, now we just send each other gifts on Pokemon go. Perfect sense of humor match and was more tuned into me than any half appealing man I've met. Id date for sure if they divorced. I hope you meet someone who lights up your synapses as such again soon ❤️ his uniform still troubles me tbh (as someone who dated a service member)
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I didn’t do shit either 🤣 that’s unfortunate that he was abusive. Whew I thought I lost you for a bit there.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBest
I'm ran-through ugly filth so my opinion doesn't matter, but I'm not a fan of go-getters at all. That's why I loved the pisces so much, he saved all his money, had no desire for upward mobility and just wanted to be in nature, find pounds of morels and fry em up. eat em around a bonfire. visit a cemetery, sit in his truck and listen to music. hyper ambitious people exhaust me


Posted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.


Posted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Can you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
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Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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Which one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar pictureclick to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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The one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?click to expand

Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahThe one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?Posted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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that's not an old businessman lol, that's macron with his favorite delicacy
the eyes don't lie, the guy is in heavenclick to expand

Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahThe one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?Posted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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that's not an old businessman lol, that's macron with his favorite delicacy
the eyes don't lie, the guy is in heavenclick to expand


Posted by Walk_on_by
Ayo how do you post photos?

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Ayo how do you post photos?



Posted by CoCoBeansPosted by MidAtBest
https://voca.ro/1gOC2rFvum2Q
@cocobeans sorry for the imperfect recording, but I'm sure you get it. This man is pure sex personified. Pisces Mercury, aqua Venus, Scorpio mars
lol a Pisces being bffs with a dragonfly sounds about right. The guys who’s LinkedIn I stalked just called me 💀🤦🏻♀️ I’m a bit taken back right now. I’m so stupid. FUCK lol. I can’t even stalk well anymore.click to expand






Posted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorah
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
I had my sister read this & she loves it. Perhaps she'll give you a positive reference to her eligible doctor bachelorette friendsclick to expand

Posted by cuddlebear
the libra guy looks good in the first pic, I don't like the others

Posted by Walk_on_by
I don't have any options so I'm posting my sheep couples instead.
The first ram is a Merino and I don't know the ewes breed sorry, they had (ugly) lambs last year and they're at it again by the looks.
The second couple are both Wiltshires, their wool falls off without needing to sheer them which is very handy. They had 3 lambs last year and one got caught in a bush before I could find it sadly it died, but the other two lambs are very big and strong and the boy lamb will be a good breeding ram oneday too.

Posted by cuddlebearPosted by MidAtBestPosted by cuddlebearcollin has a fan! you would be fascinated with him in person too. pisces josh is the one I almost married, I worship his ass, thank god I moved far enough away.
the libra guy looks good in the first pic, I don't like the others
collin has the hair of Riff Raff from RHPS (he's super insecure about it but won't cut it) but he serves personality like no other. He's your stereotypical Libran pimp (literally)/playa kept boyfriend with a harem
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think he'd benefit from cutting it
yeah I'm not into men with harems, I need to be the only one and if he likes others he needs to like me significantly more than he likes them. If there's someone a man likes nearly as much as me or more than me, I can't get turned on. As far as harems go, in my experience I've always been on the bottom or near it
It makes sense libra men have harems since they're the best looking men on average. And I don't tend to be what they're into looks wise (they like blonde hair and conventional hotness) even though my ball buster personality can be a fetish for some of themclick to expand

Posted by cuddlebearPosted by MidAtBestPosted by cuddlebearcollin has a fan! you would be fascinated with him in person too. pisces josh is the one I almost married, I worship his ass, thank god I moved far enough away.
the libra guy looks good in the first pic, I don't like the others
collin has the hair of Riff Raff from RHPS (he's super insecure about it but won't cut it) but he serves personality like no other. He's your stereotypical Libran pimp (literally)/playa kept boyfriend with a harem
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think he'd benefit from cutting it
yeah I'm not into men with harems, I need to be the only one and if he likes others he needs to like me significantly more than he likes them. If there's someone a man likes nearly as much as me or more than me, I can't get turned on. As far as harems go, in my experience I've always been on the bottom or near it
It makes sense libra men have harems since they're the best looking men on average. And I don't tend to be what they're into looks wise (they like blonde hair and conventional hotness) even though my ball buster personality can be a fetish for some of themclick to expand


Posted by WarAngel79
It's funny. All the people in here talking about conventional and maybe unconventional attractiveness, when everybody posting here including myself is average looking - at best.

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by WarAngel79
It's funny. All the people in here talking about conventional and maybe unconventional attractiveness, when everybody posting here including myself is average looking - at best.
still made $ 44 last night 💅
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Posted by WarAngel79Posted by MidAtBestPosted by WarAngel79still made $ 44 last night 💅
It's funny. All the people in here talking about conventional and maybe unconventional attractiveness, when everybody posting here including myself is average looking - at best.
(not really a flex but it was slow, I got sick, & it was my first night xD)
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For you, I would drop $ 250 just as long as you kept bringing me drinks. You could perform for me, but I think I'd rather just sit there and pick at your brain. 🤓click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by WarAngel79Posted by MidAtBestFor you, I would drop $ 250 just as long as you kept bringing me drinks. You could perform for me, but I think I'd rather just sit there and pick at your brain. 🤓Posted by WarAngel79still made $ 44 last night 💅
It's funny. All the people in here talking about conventional and maybe unconventional attractiveness, when everybody posting here including myself is average looking - at best.
(not really a flex but it was slow, I got sick, & it was my first night xD)
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aww tysm.
2 beautiful women scored all the private dances last night. I got myself one by getting lost in conversation about LOTR, Warhammer 40k, etc, & got most of my others tips from a Bostonian Italian dude who bonded with me over having poor soft skills. I'm gonna have to ride off personality/intelligence to make money, but at least you can quickly gauge who's open to talking to you.click to expand



Posted by Kalelno
Met this chick at the buffet


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I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old


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I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
A bit like your ex Leo?click to expand

Posted by hermitcrabPosted by Kalelno
Met this chick at the buffet
She be mogging with them tiddies. Sorry friend.
Side note: you like this body type? This is kind of like me right now though I lost 7 pounds so far. I took your advice and just stopped eating. Seeing quick losses.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Kalelno
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
She looks like she'd make a killing at the club
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Posted by KalelnoPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by KalelnoA bit like your ex Leo?
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
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