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@Kalelno
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Brutal "who mogs who" game (Page 3)
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Posted by KalelnoPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by KalelnoThey’re shrinking lol 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineNah that one was 5’4 lolPosted by KalelnoA bit like your ex Leo?
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
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That’s what my mom said 😅click to expand
Height and age 🤣
Are you looking for a relationship or just a good time 😃😛🎉.
18 is a huge age gap?
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by KalelnoPosted by MyStarsShineThat’s what my mom said 😅Posted by KalelnoThey’re shrinking lol 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineNah that one was 5’4 lolPosted by KalelnoA bit like your ex Leo?
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
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Height and age 🤣
Are you looking for a relationship or just a good time 😃😛🎉.
18 is a huge age gap?click to expand
I’m looking for someone that mogs so when they mog I can be in a relationship with them 😅
Posted by KalelnoPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by KalelnoHeight and age 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineThat’s what my mom said 😅Posted by KalelnoThey’re shrinking lol 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineNah that one was 5’4 lolPosted by KalelnoA bit like your ex Leo?
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
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Are you looking for a relationship or just a good time 😃😛🎉.
18 is a huge age gap?
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I’m looking for someone that mogs so when they mog I can be in a relationship with them 😅click to expand
Sounds like fun 🤣
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by KalelnoPosted by MyStarsShineI’m looking for someone that mogs so when they mog I can be in a relationship with them 😅Posted by KalelnoHeight and age 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineThat’s what my mom said 😅Posted by KalelnoThey’re shrinking lol 🤣Posted by MyStarsShineNah that one was 5’4 lolPosted by KalelnoA bit like your ex Leo?
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
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Are you looking for a relationship or just a good time 😃😛🎉.
18 is a huge age gap?
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Sounds like fun 🤣click to expand
Only if they don’t mog 🤣
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoShe looks like she'd make a killing at the club
I’m only kidding
Skinny 4’11 libra 20 year old
If she showed her face I would know if she mogs
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Id call her a looksmatch
Posted by Kalelno
Not the same girl
Libra 18 5 ft up approx
There's that jawline! She may mog slightly
Posted by hermitcrab
All the young women mog you Ands. Post pictures of their moms so we can see if they’ll mog you in 20 years.
Ands will move on to these young women’s daughters in 20 years
Also this thread got hilarious when you got pump faked by that chubby filipina he posted and you thought there was hope for your body type.
Posted by hermitcrabPosted by Kalelno
Met this chick at the buffet
She be mogging with them tiddies. Sorry friend.
Side note: you like this body type? This is kind of like me right now though I lost 7 pounds so far. I took your advice and just stopped eating. Seeing quick losses.click to expand
Oh damn
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
Posted by KalelnoPosted by hydorah
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
😅😅😅😅😅click to expand
That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXP
Posted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
Ok I noticed you like guys that wear HeyDudes (The shoe brand)
Posted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPclick to expand
Stop pushing mo towards other DXPers dory I won DXP’s best hydorette fair and square!! 🤣
Posted by KalelnoPosted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
Ok I noticed you like guys that wear HeyDudes (The shoe brand)click to expand
😂 You know I didn’t even realized they had those on in those pics until you pointed that out!
Posted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
both are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?
Posted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPclick to expand
can you name who you're referencing for me please xD
Posted by KalelnoPosted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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Stop pushing mo towards other DXPers dory I won DXP’s best hydorette fair and square!! 🤣
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The smell of blue cheese permeated the bedroom.click to expand
this line has been living in my head rent free recently lmao. kino 🤌
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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can you name who you're referencing for me please xDclick to expand
it's bunzbunz
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
both are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?click to expand
His is 10/7 and mine is 11/7.
Posted by xyzabcPosted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabcboth are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?
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His is 10/7 and mine is 11/7.click to expand
ah, I was gonna look for the dynamic using my 7 reflections calculator but I understand if you don't want to give the years. beautiful and captivating story regardless! even more hopelessly romantic if he brought you soup, medicine and cuddled with you while you had resp illness lol. I hope you're feeling all better though. my mom has pneumonia now
Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahcan you name who you're referencing for me please xDPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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it's bunzbunzclick to expand
thanks sexiness
I'll have to test their soulmate synastry except my brother-in-law is about to rope me into watching Darktide gameplay
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabcPosted by MidAtBestHis is 10/7 and mine is 11/7.Posted by xyzabcboth are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?
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ah, I was gonna look for the dynamic using my 7 reflections calculator but I understand if you don't want to give the years. beautiful and captivating story regardless! even more hopelessly romantic if he brought you soup, medicine and cuddled with you while you had resp illness lol. I hope you're feeling all better though. my mom has pneumonia nowclick to expand
Oh sorry! I don’t mind giving the years….just embarrassed by how old I am.🤣🤦♀️. I’m 1982 and he is 1983. I am feeling 100% better thanks! Oh no, I hope your mom gets better soon! My dad has pneumonia now as well, but slowly getting better.
is there a pneumonia epidemic in the US rn? why do I hear about so many people with pneumonia?
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously
Posted by hydorah
is there a pneumonia epidemic in the US rn? why do I hear about so many people with pneumonia?
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously
my mom's vaxed
Posted by hermitcrab
I took your advice and just stopped eating. Seeing quick losses.
I'm gonna start trying to restrict today too. Bad morning, people treat you better when you're visibly ascetic. Also the 2 most popular strippers I work with are underweight. I'm sure you're divine to gaze upon though. ❤️
Edit: finally got my first check & knocked out 3 big bills so I'm happy enough to stay fat (:
I do not need this game, because I definitely know that I am out of league.
Posted by hydorah
is there a pneumonia epidemic in the US rn? why do I hear about so many people with pneumonia?
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously
It’s prob a part of the reason people become sick..meds and vaccs can weaken the immuune system therefore making the person more prone to catching infections
Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahThe one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?Posted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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that's not an old businessman lol, that's macron with his favorite delicacy
the eyes don't lie, the guy is in heavenclick to expand
You believe that his wife is Trans? It's such a interesting news
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https://voca.ro/1gOC2rFvum2Q
@cocobeans sorry for the imperfect recording, but I'm sure you get it. This man is pure sex personified. Pisces Mercury, aqua Venus, Scorpio mars
Scorpio mars is embody of sex
I would love to post my Aqua because I believe I pulled 11/10, but he would kill me for that 🤣
I concider myself 6/7 out of 10
I concider myself 6/7 out of 10
Posted by YouquariusPosted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestthat's not an old businessman lol, that's macron with his favorite delicacyPosted by hydorahThe one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?Posted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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the eyes don't lie, the guy is in heaven
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You believe that his wife is Trans? It's such a interesting newsclick to expand
It'sz difficult to say, but there are some photographs that really make you doubt about her identity, there is a really good case for it being true. But true or not it doesn't matter, macron is a pawn of the degenerate republicanist and freemason culture of france, and he constantly promotes homosexuality and satanic imagery (see, the olympics, or the notre dame symbolism), and he' probably gay as many of his attitudes seem to prove.
It is widely believed that his wife, wether she's a man or not, is actually just a matchmaker who put him in contact with rich people and their marriage is fake.
This is a compilation I made a yr ago of my dm warriors before I deleted TikTok and IG
If they mog I'm really down bad 😭
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
Wtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
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This is a compilation I made a yr ago of my dm warriors before I deleted TikTok and IG
If they mog I'm really down bad 😭
That one on the top right look like dazed
I forgot that I used to be jacked by this Sag sun, Leo moon, Scorpio venus-mars who's slept w like 2 women in his life (not me). He pursued me from 2012-13 then I started dating his Virgo cousin in '14 💀id explain this mans lack of game but I think a picture says a thousand words
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This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
Wtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣click to expand
I just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmao
Everyone is out of my league
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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I just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoclick to expand
Does your sister date Indians?
Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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No she's married to a white guy but she has a majority Indian colleagues & she thought we would be a good match due to the astrology belief
I told her no at the time bc of the "bobs and vagene" thing 💀
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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I just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoclick to expand
Does he have a Pisces or Scorpio moon? 😃
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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Does he have a Pisces or Scorpio moon? 😃click to expand
I have no idea but he's a nov sag & im certain he has Scorpio placements
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestDoes your sister date Indians?Posted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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No she's married to a white guy but she has a majority Indian colleagues & she thought we would be a good match due to the astrology belief
I told her no at the time bc of the "bobs and vagene" thing 💀click to expand
They’re great looking in India but of course there is a billion of them and a lot have the peanut head size like rocket’s head might be bigger than some if these guy’s heads 🤣
Scorpio FWB not her titties on the comments section those belonged to a Scorpio I never met 🤣
Posted by Kalelno
Scorpio FWB not her titties on the comments section those belonged to a Scorpio I never met 🤣
I think you mog but it's fairly close
She looks like an MTV sexually-charged reality show contestant
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Kalelno
Scorpio FWB not her titties on the comments section those belonged to a Scorpio I never met 🤣
I think you mog but it's fairly close
She looks like an MTV sexually-charged reality show contestantclick to expand
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is 20 years younger so as pilatesbod said age before beauty
My buddy’s creep shot
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