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@hydorah
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Posted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B

Posted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPclick to expand

Posted by KalelnoPosted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
Ok I noticed you like guys that wear HeyDudes (The shoe brand)click to expand

Posted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B

Posted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPclick to expand

Posted by KalelnoPosted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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Stop pushing mo towards other DXPers dory I won DXP’s best hydorette fair and square!! 🤣
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The smell of blue cheese permeated the bedroom.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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can you name who you're referencing for me please xDclick to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabc
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
both are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?click to expand

Posted by xyzabcPosted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabcboth are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?
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His is 10/7 and mine is 11/7.click to expand

Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahcan you name who you're referencing for me please xDPosted by KalelnoThat's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXPPosted by hydorah😅😅😅😅😅
is your age of dating going down ands? It's not supposed to be going down
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Posted by MidAtBestPosted by xyzabcPosted by MidAtBestHis is 10/7 and mine is 11/7.Posted by xyzabcboth are what they would call "Gorilla Juiceheads" on Jersey Shore
I’ve posted pics of me before on here. Not going to post them again. Don’t really like posting pics anymore of myself. Don’t really have any romantic interests at the moment, but here are pics of my most recent exes.
Libra ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1300.39z5ew
Sag ex
https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-1301.39zj9B
the Libra looks like a cool Aqua I know, I can't say I've met Libras who look so grizzled & country boy-ish, but I respect your choice to maintain fwb-ship with him! ngl the romance-sex arc between the 2 of you is highly erotic to me, how you turned the tables on him and left him begging, then managed to parlay a dynamic where you're the sexy tease. what are both of your birthdates, if you don't mind?
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ah, I was gonna look for the dynamic using my 7 reflections calculator but I understand if you don't want to give the years. beautiful and captivating story regardless! even more hopelessly romantic if he brought you soup, medicine and cuddled with you while you had resp illness lol. I hope you're feeling all better though. my mom has pneumonia nowclick to expand


Posted by hydorah
is there a pneumonia epidemic in the US rn? why do I hear about so many people with pneumonia?
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously

Posted by hermitcrab
I took your advice and just stopped eating. Seeing quick losses.


Posted by hydorah
is there a pneumonia epidemic in the US rn? why do I hear about so many people with pneumonia?
gonna have to ask about their vax status too obviously

Posted by YouquariusPosted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBestthat's not an old businessman lol, that's macron with his favorite delicacyPosted by hydorahThe one with the old businessman flanked by a gangster and black twink. Have you tried changing it on chrome?Posted by MidAtBestWhich one?, I changed my banner a bunch of times these last coupe days while trying (unsuccesfully) to change my avatar picturePosted by hydorahCan you put up your last banner photo real quick so i can save it? That shit was hilarious. Very kino
There's something fascinating to me about the stories of acsp and others.
There's something of Tennessee Williams in these middle states, derelict mericana lives. Drugs, promiscuity, morels, guns, fentanyl street, bathing in a creek downstream the tire plant, knocked down trashcans, frolicking in plastic boots, adultery in a hot summer afternoon. There's something of the Great 20th century American Drama to this.
I know I'm probably reading too much into this and seing romantism where there is none. I know most americans just live in the great suburbia, with motorway walls as their everyday landscape. But let me enjoy the escapism.
These americans, I imagine them to live their lives in first person. Live fast and fall hard. Real creatures of god. I'm not talking of those in the blue/coastal states who want to be european and pass judgement. Modern redcoats.
We foreigners live in the second person, "what would an american do", we can't have that blessed insouciance.
I also believe the natural environment models the soul, and maybe the spirit of the Hurons runs through them.
Edit: sorry this post was duplicated 20x, my autoclicker for isekai slow life went nuts
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the eyes don't lie, the guy is in heaven
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You believe that his wife is Trans? It's such a interesting newsclick to expand



Posted by MidAtBest
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong

Posted by MidAtBest
This is a compilation I made a yr ago of my dm warriors before I deleted TikTok and IG
If they mog I'm really down bad 😭


Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBest
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
Wtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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I just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoclick to expand

Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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I just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoclick to expand

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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Does he have a Pisces or Scorpio moon? 😃click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestDoes your sister date Indians?Posted by KalelnoI just caught the detail about "falling short on quantity" 💀🍆 I never read his poem till now lmaoPosted by MidAtBestWtf don’t bring his peanut sized head here 🤣
This Sag club customer (30) mogs but he's a fucking pest
I met him a month+ ago, he said he's a med intern at the hospital, I asked if he knows my sister, he does. He shorted me $ 5 on a couch dance, kept pestering me for a date and my personal contact info, I said I would get fired and that staff is watching me like a hawk since I'm new, but that he could add me on my dancer IG. He brought donuts to my sister the next day. Wrote me this fucking poem for my birthday
Today is a very unique day
Because we're celebrating a beautiful person's birthday
A person who's indescribably special
Around whom no moment is dull
By your beauty, I am spell bound
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever found
I want to try to be the reason for your smile cutie
To keep you happy i consider my duty
Kayla, if you're ever sad on any day
In response, there's one thing I'll always say
A sad Kayla is equal to a generalized sad day
Spreading less happiness along its way
Your cuddles are so sweet
Between us there is this natural heat
Just seeing you makes me smile
There's something special about your style
You're so cute, so hot and so fit
A completely well rounded hit
I am running out of words to describe your beautiful being
Sometimes I can't believe the person I am seeing
Even though I am falling short on quantity
I hope I am not on quality
I hope you realize that you're one of the precious few!
Happy birthday, now let's drink to you!!
I've never met such a gameless Sag man. I told him I only want to be friends, he tried to kiss me regardless, I ignored his messages and he showed up at the club twice stalker-mode, I told him im in DXP love and he's still on my case
My sister said I should date Indians, she big wrong
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No she's married to a white guy but she has a majority Indian colleagues & she thought we would be a good match due to the astrology belief
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Scorpio FWB not her titties on the comments section those belonged to a Scorpio I never met 🤣

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Kalelno
Scorpio FWB not her titties on the comments section those belonged to a Scorpio I never met 🤣
I think you mog but it's fairly close
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My buddy’s creep shot
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And another
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And another
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My buddy’s creep shot
With that one? She was cute in person maybe a bad angle. Her IG has better pics but I notice Filipinos don’t photograph well at least the tan ones don’tclick to expand
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And another
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I passed not that she offered but she was like hi I’m a judo player can I throw you I was like 😅 I doubt you can Rhonda Roussey 🤣click to expand

Posted by PilatesBodPosted by KalelnoPosted by PilatesBodWith that one? She was cute in person maybe a bad angle. Her IG has better pics but I notice Filipinos don’t photograph well at least the tan ones don’tPosted by Kalelno
My buddy’s creep shot
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Posted by TheSithRogenPosted by KalelnoPosted by TheSithRogenI passed not that she offered but she was like hi I’m a judo player can I throw you I was like 😅 I doubt you can Rhonda Roussey 🤣Posted by KalelnoSmash
And another
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Id let her throw me around or choke me out but I'm into weird shitclick to expand

Posted by KalelnoPosted by PilatesBodPosted by KalelnoPosted by PilatesBodWith that one? She was cute in person maybe a bad angle. Her IG has better pics but I notice Filipinos don’t photograph well at least the tan ones don’tPosted by Kalelno
My buddy’s creep shot
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Oh yeah I think he had a fisheye creep shot 🤣
I should just go out solo do you think? Look at this weirdness. As I’m talking to someone there is another guy taking creep shots jeezuz!
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Posted by PilatesBodPosted by KalelnoPosted by PilatesBodOh yeah I think he had a fisheye creep shot 🤣Posted by Kalelnoclick to expandPosted by PilatesBodWith that one? She was cute in person maybe a bad angle. Her IG has better pics but I notice Filipinos don’t photograph well at least the tan ones don’tPosted by Kalelno
My buddy’s creep shot
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I should just go out solo do you think? Look at this weirdness. As I’m talking to someone there is another guy taking creep shots jeezuz!
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Wth? What is the purpose? I would be afraid he was getting ready to traffic meclick to expand


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That's funny because if your dating age was going down, that would make you a perfect match for the benjamin button of DXP