E. M. Henderson
@Emhendo
8 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
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Let Me See Your Fucking Ear 👂
Posted by MostlyMe
Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?
I can’t hear you 👂
Posted by MostlyMePosted by EmhendoPosted by MostlyMe
Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?
I can’t hear you 👂
I have really small ears. So small I've had to get customized earplugs. Pierced.click to expand
😮💨😮💨😮💨WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by KimboSlice
A nigga just wanted to show his luscious braids
Posted by MostlyMe
Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?
Ya tiny ears got any correlation with ya reading.. can you hear your thoughts?💀 Lemme SEE them little peppers , you trynna describe them is just getting me all curious 🧯
Posted by EmhendoPosted by MostlyMe
Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?
Ya tiny ears got any correlation with ya reading.. can you hear your thoughts?💀 Lemme SEE them little peppers , you trynna describe them is just getting me all curious 🧯click to expand
She looks better in your imagination, trust me.
Posted by KimboSlicePosted by EmhendoPosted by MostlyMe
Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?
Ya tiny ears got any correlation with ya reading.. can you hear your thoughts?💀 Lemme SEE them little peppers , you trynna describe them is just getting me all curious 🧯
She looks better in your imagination, trust me.click to expand
Don’t they all
Posted by Soul
God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear
Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀
Posted by EmhendoPosted by Soul
God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear
Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀click to expand
And he takin a piss
Shoulda made this a hair thread.. These guys and they luscious locks 🔒
Posted by EmhendoPosted by Soul
God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear
Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀click to expand
If you want me to zoom closer I can. I have a micro lense coming in a few days, and will be able to get the actual dirt in the pores if you want.
Posted by SoulPosted by EmhendoPosted by Soul
God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear
Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀
If you want me to zoom closer I can. I have a micro lense coming in a few days, and will be able to get the actual dirt in the pores if you want.
https://i.postimg.cc/kXXHvFX6/Screenshot-20220604-224122-Gallery.jpg
🤣🤣😂
This ear just told my ass
Posted by SoulPosted by EmhendoPosted by Soul
God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear
Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀
If you want me to zoom closer I can. I have a micro lense coming in a few days, and will be able to get the actual dirt in the pores if you want.
https://i.postimg.cc/kXXHvFX6/Screenshot-20220604-224122-Gallery.jpg
Surprisingly no piercing
Posted by Dreamy88
I got cauliflower ears
https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek
Since it's not showing there's the link
Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀
Posted by cersei
With my 5 dollar earrings 😂
1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached
I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.
Posted by Midnite_Riser
Hahaha you found this random pic off a website lololol but nice try dude. And besides, I thought you did said you were dark skin?
Posted by Dreamy88Posted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88
I got cauliflower ears
https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek
Since it's not showing there's the link
Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀
I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lolclick to expand
Beautiful 🤮
Posted by Midnite_RiserPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by Midnite_Riser
Hahaha you found this random pic off a website lololol but nice try dude. And besides, I thought you did said you were dark skin?
Okay, you got me LMAO 😆click to expand
Why y’all be tryin it 😬😬 Can’t even show ya EAR?? Damn. Who lie about their ear? 😂 you’d lie about anything huh
Posted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88Posted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88
I got cauliflower ears
https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek
Since it's not showing there's the link
Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀
I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol
Beautiful 🤮click to expand
Totally, utterly gross! 🤢
I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅
I find ears fascinating. Wonder how they change over the decades...
Posted by Kuromi
Kuromi wonders why we have fingerprints instead of earprints
You a grown ass woman ?
Anyways….. You could lose ya ears, not be born with any, or maybe ears just aren’t that distinctive while fingerprints are.
Posted by borednbeautifulPosted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88Posted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88
I got cauliflower ears
https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek
Since it's not showing there's the link
Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀
I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol
Beautiful 🤮
Totally, utterly gross! 🤢
I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅click to expand
Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮💨💀
Posted by EmhendoPosted by borednbeautifulPosted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88Posted by EmhendoPosted by Dreamy88
I got cauliflower ears
https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek
Since it's not showing there's the link
Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀
I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol
Beautiful 🤮
Totally, utterly gross! 🤢
I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅
Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮💨💀click to expand
Ok. I’ll remember 😎
Posted by BonJuki
"Doctors Transplant Ear of Human Cells, Made by 3-D Printer"
https://tinyurl.com/jukey
Uhhhhh….
Okay? Now what.
Posted by kachi_cake
@soul, did you really have to take a photo with your unflushed toilet 😂
Peace be with you 💜
I admit, it's not my finest moment. But I have this thing where I don't delete any post ever, even if I'm being crazy. So it's just going to remain public. I regret nothing.
I'm sorry op but let me be the first and only one to admit my insecurity of posting my ear. I can fortunately say that my ears is about medium sized, pierced and above all a bit on the hairy side. It doesn't matter how many times I cut em with the nose and ear trimmer it keeps growing right back in a matter of days. And this time I'm too lazy to cut them. At least right now I am.
Double pierced.
Posted by SeaLion
Double pierced.
Can barely see the double but uhhh nice ear you got there
Posted by EmhendoPosted by SeaLion
Double pierced.
Can barely see the double but uhhh nice ear you got thereclick to expand
I rarely use it. But uhhh...thanks?
Posted by cerseiPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by cersei
With my 5 dollar earrings 😂
1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached
I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.
Haha thank you (:
I try to accommodate and shorten my face shape with contour as you can see I greatly failed blending out well on my cheek area 😂click to expand
OK I had to Google contouring for men and I'm scared I'm gonna screw that up by making my face longer than it already is which would put my face squarely in the even wackier category. So I'm not taking that chance. And I immediately thought about contouring too soon after I red your post but quickly changed my mind. Nooooo thanks to that.
Are ears the new feet? Onlylobe, where you can buy a dollop of ear wax for $ 60 from your fav ear lobe model.
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How big are those fuckers?
How small is them fuckers?
Do you have ogre ears or pixie ears?
Cauliflower broccoli 🥦 ears?
Are they pierced?
Are they virgin?
Do you only have one?
Are you aided?
Come on