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does any one becides me have trouble working this site?

im so excited.....tomorrow im going to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.lol no tandom crap here....after a six hour course i get to go by myself.....with audio support though. ive wanted to do this for years. has anyone else jumped before?

1) When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the butt

HELLO PPL

DO NOT REST....ME IS BACK

Happy V-Day to all GORGEOUS ladies in this board, and double damn to my enemies..:)

HEHEHE

LOVE YOU ALL

What do you get a guy for Valentines Day? I need something sentimental, but I can't think of anything. . .

Hey now.. Why aren't you with your preciiious tonight, huh?

men = beasts
women = beauty's

mix them together you get mutated animals, actually more like humans.

The responses from people to articles are really funny...especially when they get all steamed over stuff that's supposed to be a joke, or when they don't understand the joke and get mad about something totally different. Definitely would like to see more

feminists scare me.

Elephants are grey. They are big. The thing about elephants is that - you?re not going to believe me at all when I tell you this, but I?ll say it anyway - they can talk to the stars. You see, their trunks are actually communication devices which send ener

The moon really IS made of cheese... The Mars people put it there as a big joke one spring break.

If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.

Walking under a latter reall

-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

-Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

-Dishes must drip dry.

-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

-You may

hehe... no one's been here before. He did you know that it was illegal to throw a jar of pickles at a trolley in Boston? (i think that's the city) It's also illegal to go out without underwear on in Thailand. Did you know that George Bush Jr. went to re

In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,

MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI

I have been trying to find away to harm myself bad enough that I can wind up in the hands of Elvis!!! I heard he is working there now and I have tried everything but I just wont go down. (healthy as a horse)....Excessive drinking hasnt done it, I have tr

Elvis was the man! Look at the nuts that come here and believe he is still around! I think it is great!

Ok so people claim that your rising sign is nothing but a mask, but doesnt it still mean that you possess the traits of the rising sign because it is what comes out of you anyway? presenting or not presenting, either way, it's still part of you. Many part

And what is thinking out of the box these days? what is the 'box'? what we may think is original genuine thoughts may be memories tomorrow, and it might just fall into the 'box' in the near future.

I've sent psychic bob two requests for readings over the last year or however long it's been, but he hasn't responded at all. I wonder why?

Psychic Bob, do you have the answer?

:P

(I fear that you see horrible things in my futu